What i find funny about MK?

MK Annihilation exists.

bo rai cho
mokap cooking with scorpion

Prince Rain is Purple...get it?

MK vs DC

Stryker's face
Liu Kang's turkey voice
The fact that it lasted long enough for sites like this to appear

Scorpion and the whole "get over here bitch/GTF over here" thing in MKSM.

TOASTY!!! 3D

Cyrax's friendship in MK3.

Ha, Ha yeah...^ lol that was awesome

Mokap, Cage are funny because they're often comic relief. Especially Cage

gotta add something lil buddy

Once upon a time there was a colour mauve the shade of PURPLE!!!
mauve was very hard to get because it had to be made from snail boogers
that is why it is a ROYAL COLOUR!!!
But then this guy made artofficial colour and ruined the damn royalness

Ohh yeah ha, ha how can I forget Rain.....purple the pimp ninja or to some the gay one.

Rain must be saying, god I hate this color...

Well it was that or pink. Everything else good was taken.

Also how could I not add Bo Rai Cho? Especially after seeing his second MKD fatality.

The very Elder God character, Shinnok, who, due to his innate power, was suppoesed to be the toughest boss, actually was the stupidest joke. The CPU isn't even imitating with him... And to think only RAIDEN was capable of beating him earlier.

Funny is people are still holding MK above the water.

There's still no official "new" movie for Mortal Kombat.

In MK4, when Tanya jumps on someone to twist his/her head, for two seconds it looks as though she's getting her pussy eaten.

Now that's funny.

I didn't think we'd have to wait long to hear that one

I just don't like the idea and I don't think it's going to work

Or below it.....


I also find the one thing that I've always found funny is in MK2, the way the guy falls it's hilarious then just dies ha, ha. That scream sounds so real yet hilarious at the same time

That is a scary amount of logic coming from you right now.

Hmm, things I found funny... well...:

MK1:

*The fact that wne Cage dies, he's looking up
*Shang Tsung is actualy floating
*Reptile can freeze people
*The fact that you can perform a non-gory fatality with Sub-Zero, and what I mean by this is that he uppercuts his opponent out of the screen and they land on the ground... apparently dead... I have no clue how to perform this as I am very terrible with performing fatalites on Genesis
*Kano being black. To me, he looked black.

MK2:

*One of Sub-Zero's fatalites was the longest button smashing fatality ever
*The mask they used for Baraka
*The fact Mileena and Baraka looked somewhat alike... A LOT
*The babies when performing a babality actually looks like a baby
*The process of finding Jade
*Fighting Jade
*The Pit's fatality featured no spike, which was actually the most decent looking pit fatality I've seen
*Those little things that pop up after you win each round... I still do not understand what those are supposed to represent.

MK3:

*The only game that didn't feature Scorpion
*Sheeva is nowhere to be fond in the UMK3 game I posses
*Sheeva's voice sounds like a man depending on how she's hit
*The ending of the game featuring all of the MK3 cast popping out of Shao Kahn when he dies.
*Anamalities... those are not animals
*The fact that Cyrax and Sektor were not named Ketchup and Mustard

UMK3:

*The game that featured one too many palette swaps of characters
*Sindel's "This is fun" chat
*The only game to actually prove that there are such things as cheap bosses
*Stryker being the cheapest computer enemy to battle when in Supreme Champion mode
*Cyrax being stuck in the Desert when you're fighting him at that level... WAIT... there's two Cyraxs?

MK4:

*The objects you throw are bigger for someone to actually pick up with one hand. Meaning, the boulders in Goro's lair... unless they're not really boulders
*Liu Kang's dragon fatality doesn't have him eating his opponent. I guess he's a vegetarian.
*The way you can change the costumes on your character while being in the select your character screen.
*Shinnok replacing Shang Tsung - actually, that's pissing me off more than making me laugh
*The leg beater fatality
*Reiko's ending and all those who beleive he's actually Kahn. (By far the funniest thing ever to happen in MK)
*Sub-Zero sounding like Swartzenaggeer... oh please how the fuck do you spell... you know what I mean
*George Clooney's look alike - Jerek
*Jerek, Sonya and Jax's endings

MK4 Gold:

*Mileena's fatalites are the same, and they are lame
*Mileena and Kitana's ending
*Sektor having the only decent ending that made sense

MKDA:

*Frost was actually a bad guy
*Drahmin
*The Krypt with all its lame goodies
*The "Behind the scenes" movies
*Mokap and Blaze being the two stupid hidden characters
*Hsu Hao in general

MKD:

*Li Mei's ending making her a total slut
*Killing an old man by scaring him in Konquest and the kid hating you for killing him
*Raiden turning into a piss-ant fucked up ticked Elder God
*Shang and Quan Chi killing Raiden in the beginning

MKA:

*The whole game made me laugh

The Moives:

MK1:

*"You know what I smell... bullshit" and of course Cage mocking Sonya, that was the best scene
*The way Sub-Zero died - which should have been done better
*Shang Tsung having a thing for women


MK2:

*This movie was a disgrace to the game and nothing in it was funny except for the fact that there are so many mistakes that I can litterally make up a thread and tell you all... I will if you want.

And that's it for now.

I have more logic then you think and I think you misunderstood what I meant by that but whatever lol.

The random sounds that happen in Mortal Kombat Gold. Like, it'd be at the part where it has your character's avatar going up the tower to the next opponent, and when it stops at said person you'll here a grunt or some sounds.

I don't know if Mortal Kombat Gold was meant to be like that, or if I just had a weird copy.