What's Johnny Cage favorite Christmas show?

The NutCracker

Why is Moloch so tough?

He's got huge balls(or just one...)

There is already a post for this. It is called "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer."

Liu Kang's favorite drink is koolaide that Raiden makes.

Did yall here about the Mortal Kombat porno WB is making???

Its called ''Liu's Wang''

mortal kombat: special forces



no really, that was the joke, lol

I saw someone else come up with this on another thread, thought I would repeat it here....

What is Goro's favorite muscle to work out?

The forearm!

hahahahah 1st place so far.

What's Kurtis Stryker's favourite drink?

Strika bombs.

To go along with his favourite move/fatality Stryker bombs.

Why did Shang Tsung sell so many records?

Because Shang sung.

(Kung Lao and The Scorpions aren't the only ones that can do it).

Not my joke, but the best MK joke I've ever heard was:

"Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?"

"A Finnish Hymn."

@raidenthefridge must be down with the

If they ever get involved and teamed up, must be Sek/Torr.

Who does Captain Kirk hate the most?

Shao Kaaaaaahhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn!

(I know the names are spelled different but sound the same)

Kobra Kai.

Ever wondered why Tremor was so buff, had an appetite and what he ate?

It was a tectonic plate.