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MK Jokes!
02/06/2010 10:05 AM EST
What's Liu Kangs favourite Drink?
WAAATAAAAAAAH!

Anyways, MK Joke thread.

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RE: Whats Lui Kangs favourite Drink?
02/06/2010 05:07 PM EST
What's Johnny Cage favorite Christmas show?

The NutCracker

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RE: Whats Lui Kangs favourite Drink?
02/07/2010 12:03 AM EST
Why is Moloch so tough?

He's got huge balls(or just one...)


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RE: Whats Lui Kangs favourite Drink?
02/07/2010 11:27 PM EST
There is already a post for this. It is called "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer."

Liu Kang's favorite drink is koolaide that Raiden makes.
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RE: Whats Lui Kangs favourite Drink?
03/05/2010 08:43 PM EST
Did yall here about the Mortal Kombat porno WB is making???

Its called ''Liu's Wang''wink
WATAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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RE: Whats Lui Kangs favourite Drink?
03/09/2010 02:19 PM EST
mortal kombat: special forces



no really, that was the joke, lol
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RE: Whats Lui Kangs favourite Drink?
03/11/2010 04:09 PM EST
I saw someone else come up with this on another thread, thought I would repeat it here....

What is Goro's favorite muscle to work out?

The forearm!

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RE: Whats Lui Kangs favourite Drink?
03/12/2010 06:37 PM EST
scorpio Wrote:
mortal kombat: special forces



no really, that was the joke, lol


hahahahah 1st place so far.

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RE: MK Jokes!
08/28/2021 01:09 PM EDT
09/26/2021 09:25 AM EDT

What's Kurtis Stryker's favourite drink?

Strika bombs.

To go along with his favourite move/fatality Stryker bombs.

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03/13/2022 08:30 AM EDT
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Why did Shang Tsung sell so many records?

Because Shang sung.

(Kung Lao and The Scorpions aren't the only ones that can do it).

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RE: MK Jokes!
03/13/2022 11:45 AM EDT

Not my joke, but the best MK joke I've ever heard was:

"Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?"

"A Finnish Hymn."

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RE: MK Jokes!
03/13/2022 04:41 PM EDT

@raidenthefridge must be down with the

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