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posted03/12/2010 11:37 PM (UTC)by
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What's Liu Kangs favourite Drink?
WAAATAAAAAAAH!

Anyways, MK Joke thread.

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•02/06/2010 10:07 PM (UTC) •
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What's Johnny Cage favorite Christmas show?

The NutCracker

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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •02/07/2010 05:03 AM (UTC) •
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Why is Moloch so tough?

He's got huge balls(or just one...)
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 •02/08/2010 04:27 AM (UTC) •
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There is already a post for this. It is called "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer."

Liu Kang's favorite drink is koolaide that Raiden makes.
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WATAHHHHHHHHH!!!

 •03/06/2010 01:43 AM (UTC) •
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Did yall here about the Mortal Kombat porno WB is making???

Its called ''Liu's Wang''wink
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 •03/09/2010 07:19 PM (UTC) •
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mortal kombat: special forces



no really, that was the joke, lol
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•03/11/2010 09:09 PM (UTC) •
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I saw someone else come up with this on another thread, thought I would repeat it here....

What is Goro's favorite muscle to work out?

The forearm!
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 •03/12/2010 11:37 PM (UTC) •
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scorpio Wrote:
mortal kombat: special forces



no really, that was the joke, lol


hahahahah 1st place so far.
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 •08/28/2021 05:09 PM (UTC)• Edited 09/26/2021 01:25 PM (UTC) •
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What's Kurtis Stryker's favourite drink?

Strika bombs.

To go along with his favourite move/fatality Stryker bombs.

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 •03/13/2022 12:30 PM (UTC)• Edited 03/13/2022 12:42 PM (UTC) •
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Why did Shang Tsung sell so many records?

Because Shang sung.

(Kung Lao and The Scorpions aren't the only ones that can do it).

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 •03/13/2022 03:45 PM (UTC) •
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Not my joke, but the best MK joke I've ever heard was:

"Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?"

"A Finnish Hymn."

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 •03/13/2022 08:41 PM (UTC) •
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@raidenthefridge must be down with the

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 •01/04/2023 11:10 PM (UTC)• Edited 01/05/2023 01:57 PM (UTC) •
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If they ever get involved and teamed up, must be Sek/Torr.

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717313=Rain Can Be Found In The Graveyard

 •01/05/2023 07:08 PM (UTC) •
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Who does Captain Kirk hate the most?

Shao Kaaaaaahhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn!

(I know the names are spelled different but sound the same)

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 •01/10/2023 04:38 PM (UTC) •
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Kobra Kai.

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 •02/11/2023 03:41 PM (UTC)• Edited 02/11/2023 03:57 PM (UTC) •
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Ever wondered why Tremor was so buff, had an appetite and what he ate?

It was a tectonic plate.

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