Mortal Kombat, in the everyday life!
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posted12/31/2009 01:59 AM (UTC)by
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Xavieur_Cage
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12/18/2009 07:44 PM (UTC)
Hi everyone!

Mortal Kombat fighter cannot always fight and kill eah other, sometime they must have a break. So, I'm juste starting that funny topic: In what else you see a MK element in the everyday life?

I'll start, you'll understand:

*Bo'Rai Cho: At christmas time, he is the chosen one to be Santa Claus. (Ok, some of you will say Shujinko, but hey! It's much more funnier to have a drunken santa!)

*Nitara, 2nd outif: She's the basist in Kiss *(I was made for loving baby)*

*Goro: Work as dishwasher to gain some money *(Who didn't already think of that?)

*Scorpion: Cook *(You guy's see Cooking with Scorpion? smile)

Okay! So have fun with that! I'm waiting for your answers!

Ciao ciao!

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SM666
12/28/2009 05:49 AM (UTC)
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I personally think Scorpion would make a great police officer, if anyone tried to run he could just use his spear, or the teleport technique.

Reptile or anyone else who can disappear would get a reputation as a peeping tom and be kicked out of many nightclubs and clothing outlets.

Havik would open a gnarly Halloween store

Johnny Cage would successfully nail every actress on the set(s) of his new movie(s)

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Gho$t
12/28/2009 08:12 AM (UTC)
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Sub-Zero: working inside the freezer in the meat department at your local Deli. What other human could withstand such temperatures during a full time shift?.

Jax: Local club Dj.

Mileena: Stripper with the face mask so she doesn't scare customers with her jaws but allure them with her body.

Frost: hustles ice-pops to the kids in the neighbor hood using gallons of flavored mix, & water, and oh yea.... her powers.

Johnny Cage: currently starring in a new film with Danny Devito, and George Clooney called "Guest Who's Home". In a theater near you(check your local listings, charges may apply).

Stryker O.k. this is a given. Either he would be a cop in everyday life or a swat maniac. Toss a coin. Pick one.

Kitana Tiger Scholman's martial arts instructor.

Bo Rai Chou The fake Santa Clause in your local mall.
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Sadistic_Freak
12/31/2009 01:59 AM (UTC)
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Stryker: Cop
Johnny Cage: Actor
Sonya: In the Military
Jax: In the Military
Tanya: A ghetto prostitute.
Jade: Dancer/Singer/Actress (Like Beyonce.)
Sindel: A singer like Mariah Carey.
Kitana: A drama actress for soap operas.
Kobra: Street Thug
Sareena: Stripper
Meat: Being sold in a food market.
Mileena: Dentist
Baraka: Surgeon
Sub-Zero: Bartender
Scorpion: Cook (Especially for BBQ-ing.)
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