This one dream I had involved me, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi and Kitana watching some cut scenes from MK vs DC and making fun of it like they did on MST3K.

Well, one time I had this dream...no it was more like a nightmare...
here's how it went...it's f****** weird tho...
i was talkin to my girlfriend and she kept saying 'oh my god, scorpion is so hot!" and im like 'whatever'
so then, a while later i see Scorpion chillin w/ my gf and im like 'aw, hell no!'
si i go over with a stick and smack scorpion in the back of the head with it.
All of a sudden he's like 8 feet tall and he's lookin down on me with firey eyes, all pissed...
im all like 'holy crap...' and i try to run (but you all know how futile it is to run away from scorpion...) he threw his harpoon and it went through my chest...
so im bleedin and cryin all over the place and he starts beatin the crap out of me...bad! all in front of my girlfriend...it was humiliating!

seriously that dream made me paranoid, which i why i practice martial arts, work out hard every day and joined judo o_O

I had this one dream that I lived in earthrealm and that I was Liu Kang and Kung Lao's kid. That dream was fucked up really bad. Like Millena and Kitana were lesbo's and dated each other.