There are some new Mortal Kombat shows coming to a TV near you!
-The Real Housewives of Outworld- They have a lot of money. They can bake a key lime pie that's out of this world (literally)! They can also kill you three times before you hit the ground. Follow the adventures of these four women as they shop for that *perfect* designer handbag and kill other people/ creatures with an assortment of unusal weapons, like piano strings. The Un-Learning Channel, 2 am on Tuesday.
My Life as a Cyborg- A look into the lives of the Lin Kuei's lesser-known cyborgs, Relish and Grey Poupon. The Cyborg Channel, 7pm on Saturday.
My Big, Fat, Shokan Wedding- Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at a Shokan wedding? No? Well, too bad. We're going to make you watch anyway. PBS, right after Bob Ross.
Tarkatan Toddlers and Tiaras- Pollute your soul while watching pushy Tarkatan mothers dress their daughters up like prostit-tots in front of complete strangers. BBC, on every other hour on Tuesdays and secular holidays.
Can you guys come up with any?
