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My favorite nicknames/descriptions of characters (from in game or magazine descriptions I picked up somewhere):
Shang Tsung
Nefarious Necromancer
Sub-Zero
The Ice Ninja
Raiden
The Storm Warrior
Jade
The Emerald Assassin
Goro
The Prince of Pain
Kintaro
The Scourge of the Outworld
Sub-Zero's moves
Sub-Xerox
Slick Slide
Scorpion's Moves
Van Damme Spear


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Liu Kang - Wu Tang
Jax - Blax
Sub-zero - Turkey Sub (when played by John Turk)
Sub-Zero - Kaptain Frosty
Liu Kang - Professor Wutah from the royal university of being an asshole! (When I was younger and hyper, I would shout abuse at the character that was beating me. This applied to all games. I can remember telling the Armadillios that they were F*ckers when they killed me in Crash Bandicoot.)
Shang Tsung - Wang Shun
Raiden - Retarden
Baraka - .B.A. Barakas
Kitana - Kitty
Ermac - Error Mac
Sonya - Sonar (don't ask.)
Reptile - Lizardo
Hey, ]{0MBAT, why is Scorpion's spear called the "Van Damme Spear" in your list? What on earth has that move got to do with Van Damme?


Jax: Billy Blanks
Ermac: Orange Mac
Liu Kang: The Prince of Annoying
Cage: Green Machine
Sonya: Mrs.Military
Liu Kangs Uppercut Fatality: Sucktality
More to Come!!


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Was it all a dream? Am I going crazy?


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Also I remember an issue of Game Informer that had a MKT move list where they inserted these bizarre names for all the autocombos. Like there was a 3-hit kick combo called "History Lesson." Weird stuff like that, I'll have to see if I can find the magazine.

Sonya Fatality - Squash Orb
Classic Sub Zero Fatality - Stalagmite Stab
Cyrax air throw - Air Run
Ermac TKS - Mind Lift
Jade return boomerang - Second Chance
Jax's dash punch - Bionic Rush (I like that one)
Liu Kang's red bike kick - Super Kick
LK's flame fatality - Mental Torch
Kung Lao's spin fatal - Vaccuum Cleaner
Noob Saibot's cloud fatal - Spirit Spin
Rain's water ball - Mind Control Orb (I prefer this)
Scorpion's multality - The Gathering
Sindel's scream - Wave dizzy
Stryker's gun - The Gat
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If I find more I'll post 'em.


I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides
my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks


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Also I remember an issue of Game Informer that had a MKT move list where they inserted these bizarre names for all the autocombos. Like there was a 3-hit kick combo called "History Lesson." Weird stuff like that, I'll have to see if I can find the magazine.
LoL!!! i'd love to see that magazine

Jax's grab and punch in MK2- gotcha bitch
Cyrax's net-Net of doom (i was young back then)
Liu Kang- Mr. Turkey
I called all the ninjas, ____(color)-y
Except Noob, I'd call him Batman.
Nitara-batgirl
Stryker or smoke- Robocop
Jax- Mike Tyson
Shao Kahn- !@#*$!@&$#!@# douche-bag @#!@$*!@$*!@$&!@$

FB: Trans4Materia Card Game I invented "Circling Vulture, Laughing Hyena"
True story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine... EVERYBODY!
Jax's Moves: Sonic Boom, Ground pound, backbreaker, Gotcha grab, multi slam, dash punch, fireballs
Noob's moves: Shadow ball, double throw
Rain's moves: Tractor ball, bolt
Motaro: Tail shot, Grab
Goro: Rocket fist, pounding
Kintaro's moves: Mouth blast, tele stomp
There are others.
Ka-Tra


I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides
my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks
Noob's Cloud projectile- CLOUD OF DOOOOOM!
Jax's grab and punch in MK2- gotcha bitch
Cyrax's net-Net of doom (i was young back then)
Liu Kang- Mr. Turkey
I called all the ninjas, ____(color)-y
Except Noob, I'd call him Batman.
Nitara-batgirl
Stryker or smoke- Robocop
Jax- Mike Tyson
Shao Kahn- !@#*$!@&$#!@# douche-bag @#!@$*!@$*!@$&!@$
so in your mind, kahn is just a string of explitives *falls over laughing* that's great!!!!!
I remember mine for reptile: BEST ONE EVER!!!! kidding kidding I do call him rep a lot though


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Baraka - Barakaraka. Sometimes MK2 will lag and say his name like this.
Ermac - Big Mac
Hsu Hao - Sue Hao
Johnny Cage - Johnny Blaze. I heard this one from my cousin.
Kabal - Jamal
Kenshi - Rurouni Kenshin
Kira - Kia (like the cars)
Noob Saibot - Newb Saibot
Sektor - Hector
Shang Tsung - Shang Tea Sung. This was what I used to call him as a kid until I learned the T was silent, rofl.
Shujinko - Pai Mei
Moves
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Cyborg running noises - "Unfamilliar with that."
When some characters get caught by Cyrax's net or other moves - "Whoa not so poppin now whoa hey hey hey!"
Cyrax's Fatality - Hairicopter
Liu Kang's Bicycle Kick - Gobble kick.
Noob Saibot's Disabler - Shadow Freeze
Rain's Roundhouse - Ultra Kick
Raiden's Torpedo - "Johnny bought a car!" or "I'ma gunna die!". It kinda sounds like he's actually saying "Flying Thunder God!" in later games like MK:DA.
Shao Kahn's Hammer - Collar Bone Smasher
Cyborg-Smoke's spear - Cyber-Spear or trident. I really liked this move because it looks different from Scorpion's, and has a nice pull-in sound. I hope they bring it back in MK:A.
Sub-Zero's Shoulder Dash in MK:D - "Hai yong gon zitty!". It sounds like he's saying something in chinese/japanese like that, if anyone can translate, thx.
One of Darrius's moves - "Aheem!"


I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides
my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks
raiden's electrocution (the chest bursting one) OW owowowow geez kill the guy already he's suffering, god listen to those screams... this is why I don't like the thundergod people, he is evil I tell you EEEEVVVIIIILLLLL
anyway I would call scorpion the zombie ninja, untill someone corrected me on that, of course I would say it all happy kinda like this "EEEEE ZOMBIE NINJA ZOMBIE NINJA"


Liu Kang - Professor Wutah from the royal university of being an asshole! (When I was younger and hyper, I would shout abuse at the character that was beating me. This applied to all games. I can remember telling the Armadillios that they were F*ckers when they killed me in Crash Bandicoot.)
Shang Tsung - Wang Shun
Raiden - Retarden
Baraka - .B.A. Barakas
Kitana - Kitty
Ermac - Error Mac
Sonya - Sonar (don't ask.)
Reptile - Lizardo
Hey, ]{0MBAT, why is Scorpion's spear called the "Van Damme Spear" in your list? What on earth has that move got to do with Van Damme?
Liu Kang - Professor Wutah from the royal university of being an asshole! (When I was younger and hyper, I would shout abuse at the character that was beating me. This applied to all games. I can remember telling the Armadillios that they were F*ckers when they killed me in Crash Bandicoot.)
Shang Tsung - Wang Shun
Raiden - Retarden
Baraka - .B.A. Barakas
Kitana - Kitty
Ermac - Error Mac
Sonya - Sonar (don't ask.)
Reptile - Lizardo
Hey, ]{0MBAT, why is Scorpion's spear called the "Van Damme Spear" in your list? What on earth has that move got to do with Van Damme?
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Liu Kang - Professor Wutah from the royal university of being an asshole! (When I was younger and hyper, I would shout abuse at the character that was beating me. This applied to all games. I can remember telling the Armadillios that they were F*ckers when they killed me in Crash Bandicoot.)
Shang Tsung - Wang Shun
Raiden - Retarden
Baraka - .B.A. Barakas
Kitana - Kitty
Ermac - Error Mac
Sonya - Sonar (don't ask.)
Reptile - Lizardo
Hey, ]{0MBAT, why is Scorpion's spear called the "Van Damme Spear" in your list? What on earth has that move got to do with Van Damme?