Liu Bang oh wait he existed.

Haha oh man, when my brother and I were little'uns we did this all the time, lets see if I can remember some:

Raiden: Raymond
Kano: Kanus, Kango (orange buiscuts we used to have here)
Reptile: Craptile
Shang Tsung: Shang Pong
Lui Kang: Poo-Kang, Pootang
Motaro: Potato
Ermac: Sperm-Bank
Kabal: Cable Guy
Cyrax: Zivyrax (a coldsore cream we have here)
Sektor: Sex-Toy
Noob Saibot: Rude Saibot, Nude Saibot
Shinnok: Shit-Cock
Quan Chi: Crunchy
Kai: Ka Pai
Jarek: Gareth

Sektor: Sex Boar
Cyrax: CyCraps
Baraka: Malaka (greek word for asshole)
Rayden: Riden
Fujin: Poo Chin
Kurtis Striker: Cuntis Stroker

That was...Any good? :)

Here are as many names as I could find or think of
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Kabal: Kaballs ( credit to AgentSpyNinja )
Liu Kang: Poo-Kang ( credit to trouserpants )
Noob Saibot: Nude Siabot ( credit to trouserpants )
Noob Saibot: Noobie ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Quan-Chi: Crunchy ( credit to trouserpants )
Cyrax: Big Racks ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Fujin: Poo Chin ( credit to Sc0rP|oN26 )
Sonya: Bone Ya ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Raiden: Made in China ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Kano: Mayo ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Goro: Zorro ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Sektor: Sexmore ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Shang Tsung: Dang Moose Son ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Jax: Lax ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Jhonny Cage: Barbie Rage ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Sub-Zero: Tub-Beero ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Shao-Khan: Bow Mahn! ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Stryker: Biker ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Kai: Die ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Jerrek: Jerk ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Rain: Pain ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Sindel: Sin Hell ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Sheeva: Sleepa ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Scorpian: Dorkian ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Smoke: Joke ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Frost: Tossed ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Reptile: Craptile ( credit to trouserpants )
Motaro: Mr.Faggo ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Baraka: GayFocka ( credit to THPS_GUY )
Shinnok: Fartknock ( credit to THPS_GUY )
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all credit has been given.
anyway, as you noticed, my name is THPS_GUY.

ACtually a friend and I constantly refer to many of the characters by spoof names for the hell of it. Here are some and not all will sound funny because they are inside jokes.

Kano=Heino (the word heinous sounds funny and I actually knew a guy named Heino)

Smoke=Smog duh

Kabal=Dirtbal cause he's a smelly looking mofo

Noob Saibot= Know ob sib bot because some idiot at the arcades claimed it was pronounced like that even after the announcer pronounced it correctly. This kid also referred to Shang Tsung as Shang tah-sung.

Sporpion=Scorpinok (TFs rule)

Johnny Cage = Johnny Rage (stupid local pro wrestler's gimmick)

Liu Kang= Wu Tang

Jax=Crax

Kung Lao = Kung Broken cause MK2 Kung Lao in MKT was THE most broken character in the game

Rain=Lame just personal opinions

If MK2KungBroken catches this maybe he'll fill in others I left out.

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[quote]Liu Kang= Wu Tang [/quote]
Did u have my idea, or did u just copy me?

Didn't even notice you had posted it. Actually MK2KungBroken said it to me the first time a long long long time ago.