I had an accident
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I had an accident
06/25/2015 01:52 PM EST
*lowers head and sighs* Hey guys,I haven't been around much lately due to very painful and and I guess you can say somewhat psychologically damaged due to slip off the latter.

Okay so I was in my garage where my MK II kabinet is and so I decided to dust it off and play some matches.So I plug it in and a moment later I'm playing.About five minutes later,the lightbulb blew out and it was pretty dark beside the light from the the MK screen.So I went to grab a new lightbulb and the latter to restore the light.I set the latter up under the bulb which was above the MK II kabinet.

Now I'm on top unscrewing the burned out bulb when all of a sudden,I lose my balance and plummet ten feet down,ass first right on top of the Player 1 MKII joystick.As you can imagine...yes the force of my fall caused the joystick to painfully insert into my rectum.As bad as that sounds,I couldn't move or lift mysepf off the stick...feeling somewhat paralyzed and worst off all,I was alone,nobody butt me around.I was screaming and crying,desperately shouting out tp anyone around to hear my squeals of pain.

About 20 minutes I was pretty much used to it butt I was extremely bored...so I decided to pick back up on MK II.I was sitting on the button board with my back towards the screen so I had to slightly angle my neck to see.And yes I had to wiggle and twerk in order to control the joystick

sad
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RE: I had an accident
07/02/2015 03:30 AM EST
Well, I'm sorry about your accident (even If It's been a month since the accident)! We all had our mistakes and such, but were You able to... Well, get the Joystick out of your Anus somehow? That seems rather painful and REALLY Unreal for that to happen. wow Anyway, I'm very Sorry about the mistake, but I'm sure things will be better. Hope You're Alright! But Still, That's very Unreal for that to happen, this really Isn't the place to post about It, but at least you're letting people know.
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RE: I had an accident
07/09/2015 11:20 AM EST
Thanks for your concern! I was gonna put this in general discussion but due to an MK II kabinet,why not? But yea...I was pretty sore for a couple weeks afterwards but I'm pretty much okay now...besides from being alittle butt hurt.
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