Scorpion almost made me cry. Memories...
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Scorpion almost made me cry. Memories...
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posted11/09/2003 04:41 PM (UTC)by
I remember the first time I ventured into Max difficulty, thinking I was the shit. It was a slow process, but I was owning ass until I got to battle 8. I was fightin' the one and only, the ninja specter, Scorpion.
Oh, I remember it like it was yesterday.
I felt like a stingy hooker on the wrong end of her pimp's brass knuckles. As Scorpion bitch-slapped my ass to China and Cuba at the same time, all I could think about is where the ass owning potential I had before went all of a sudden.
Each continue the anxiety I would feel was on the level it would be if I had grabbed a police officer's ass just 5 seconds ago.
At first I was taking it calmly, trying to reformat my strategies, but it didn't take long before I was back to my primitive method: Yelling at the screen.
You should have heard my curses, as they ranged from blind rage to plain nonsense;
"Do something, you dumb sonofabitch! Stop lettin' 'im whup ya' ass! STOP LETTIN' 'IM WHUP YA' ASS!"
"Bastard, if you don't move 'yo 3 dollar ass, that muh-fuka gon' make change like Lennox Lewis did to Mike Tyson!"
"Tell me, what is your problem? You've gotten your ass beaten so much that a prison bitch would pity you! Is it work related stress? Ya' not getting any ass at home?"
So after this went on for about another 15 minutes, I decided to switch from Sub-Zero to Raiden. It was a rough trial, but when I won the match, I nearly cried in joy.
Then soon after, I learned of the memory card cheat (I have the PS2 MKDA), and all purpose seemed to fade away....
There is another story that pissed me off. When I brought this game over to my cousin's house, and him and another cousin were playing it at the same time, marveling at the graphics and stuff, they were asking where Liu Kang was every time their Character Select cursor went onto another person.
Being the 'party pooper' that I am, I felt obligated to let them see the intro to the game to find out themselves.
There was a problem though. The intro wouldn't show, no matter what we tried to do. They kept wanting to know, so I had to break the news to them and ruin my own damn surprise: Liu was dead. If you think this is what pissed me off the most, I later found out that the intro wouldn't play because a second controller was in the PS2. We tried every damn thing save for taking the damn controller out.
Oh, I remember it like it was yesterday.
I felt like a stingy hooker on the wrong end of her pimp's brass knuckles. As Scorpion bitch-slapped my ass to China and Cuba at the same time, all I could think about is where the ass owning potential I had before went all of a sudden.
Each continue the anxiety I would feel was on the level it would be if I had grabbed a police officer's ass just 5 seconds ago.
At first I was taking it calmly, trying to reformat my strategies, but it didn't take long before I was back to my primitive method: Yelling at the screen.
You should have heard my curses, as they ranged from blind rage to plain nonsense;
"Do something, you dumb sonofabitch! Stop lettin' 'im whup ya' ass! STOP LETTIN' 'IM WHUP YA' ASS!"
"Bastard, if you don't move 'yo 3 dollar ass, that muh-fuka gon' make change like Lennox Lewis did to Mike Tyson!"
"Tell me, what is your problem? You've gotten your ass beaten so much that a prison bitch would pity you! Is it work related stress? Ya' not getting any ass at home?"
So after this went on for about another 15 minutes, I decided to switch from Sub-Zero to Raiden. It was a rough trial, but when I won the match, I nearly cried in joy.
Then soon after, I learned of the memory card cheat (I have the PS2 MKDA), and all purpose seemed to fade away....
There is another story that pissed me off. When I brought this game over to my cousin's house, and him and another cousin were playing it at the same time, marveling at the graphics and stuff, they were asking where Liu Kang was every time their Character Select cursor went onto another person.
Being the 'party pooper' that I am, I felt obligated to let them see the intro to the game to find out themselves.
There was a problem though. The intro wouldn't show, no matter what we tried to do. They kept wanting to know, so I had to break the news to them and ruin my own damn surprise: Liu was dead. If you think this is what pissed me off the most, I later found out that the intro wouldn't play because a second controller was in the PS2. We tried every damn thing save for taking the damn controller out.

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which game is this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5?
I remeber in 2 i had a similar thing going, i was about 8 when i got it lmao, but my babysiter was the one that got me in to mortal kombat, he was cool, he was like 6'6 with his head shaved, his name was kris(i say this to see if he sees this, it would be cool to see him again)and we played mk 2 all the time, then he got to kintaro... big bad kintaro handed it to him bad, he almost busted a hole in the ground he got so pissed, im the same way now if the computer beats me i go off man, i cant take it, i broke one of my n64 controllers pounding it into the ground, i get bruises on my leg when i loose in mkda, i hit my slf as hard as i can like 10 times... and it always seems to be hso hao, with his cheep wrestling technique... i must add i hardly ever loose thats why it pisses me off so much... just thinking the computer is better than me makes me want to kill it, over and over.
I remeber in 2 i had a similar thing going, i was about 8 when i got it lmao, but my babysiter was the one that got me in to mortal kombat, he was cool, he was like 6'6 with his head shaved, his name was kris(i say this to see if he sees this, it would be cool to see him again)and we played mk 2 all the time, then he got to kintaro... big bad kintaro handed it to him bad, he almost busted a hole in the ground he got so pissed, im the same way now if the computer beats me i go off man, i cant take it, i broke one of my n64 controllers pounding it into the ground, i get bruises on my leg when i loose in mkda, i hit my slf as hard as i can like 10 times... and it always seems to be hso hao, with his cheep wrestling technique... i must add i hardly ever loose thats why it pisses me off so much... just thinking the computer is better than me makes me want to kill it, over and over.


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What is the memory card cheat?

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Back then I was fighting in the game to earn Kurrency. Halfway through my quest, I learned of the cheat with 2 memory cards that can get you loaded within about 3 hours.
I did it, and eventually I earned enough to buy out the Krypt completely in just one sweep.
I did it, and eventually I earned enough to buy out the Krypt completely in just one sweep.


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There is no knowledge that is not power
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Sandspider: I'll always remember my frustration because of defeats in games when I was like seven or eight. Hitting my legs like ten times as hard as I can and feeling like "this controller is gonna fly out of that window any second now". I've always been really short-tempered when I lose at something which I'm supposed to be good at, and it's amazing that I've never broken any console controller pads or such. I just love fighting games even though they often make me mad as hell when I lose over and over again. But when I finally get through, ah. The feeling of success.

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actually i did break a controller once, i said my dog must have chewed off a piece, lol.


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I need anger management.
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heh...
When me and 3 other friends play MKDA at his house during lunch it becomes a cauldron of rage and angst. We've had to ditch certain chars cuz they were too "whorish" such as scorpion, sonya, and reptile. Finally his PS2 broke and at what cost? Our morality and sanity, plus 3 PS2 controller. Yes, we destroyed three controllers by bashing them on the ground. My friend has even threatened to kick my ass if i ever played as Reptile or did a Quan Chi Broadsword mixup on him again.
When me and 3 other friends play MKDA at his house during lunch it becomes a cauldron of rage and angst. We've had to ditch certain chars cuz they were too "whorish" such as scorpion, sonya, and reptile. Finally his PS2 broke and at what cost? Our morality and sanity, plus 3 PS2 controller. Yes, we destroyed three controllers by bashing them on the ground. My friend has even threatened to kick my ass if i ever played as Reptile or did a Quan Chi Broadsword mixup on him again.


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shut up and read what i've gotta say u losers
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you all are pussies
I remember when I first got MK2 for my Sega Mega Drive. I was nervous because all games didn't work on my system and my hands were shaking when i insert game and pull on the button. But than the game worked and I was so happy that the Reptile who was first fighter i fought in MK2 ( with Scorpion ) kicked my ass and even mada a acid pool fatality...The rest is history. It's almost 10 years from that day...
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jjmonster2006 Wrote: you all are pussies |
WTF does that have to do with anything? And to the author of this post, I had nearly the same thing going on, with my brother asking "Wheres Liu? Wheres Liu?" But, luckly, the intro worked. When he found out Liu was dead, he started to cry. rotflmao
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