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posted07/09/2008 06:21 PM (UTC)by
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Mechrealm
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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on moon,

And I, will be the first man to masturbate to a video game !


LOL @ sonya nipples.
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Reptilefanatic
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 •07/09/2008 05:09 PM (UTC) •
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closed
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Vash_15
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 •07/09/2008 05:17 PM (UTC) •
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1. closed
2. beat ya to it ;)
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Vomit
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 •07/09/2008 05:21 PM (UTC) •
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Moon-- not Earth.

Also, wow.
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_RaptoraS_
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 •07/09/2008 05:26 PM (UTC) •
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Before you masturbate look her face.
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Icebaby
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 •07/09/2008 05:35 PM (UTC) •
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Mechrealm Wrote:
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on moon,

And I, will be the first man to masturbate to a video game !


LOL @ sonya nipples.


Doing that is a sin you know. And it also makes you blind. Though, this was pointless to make.
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 •07/09/2008 05:45 PM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
Mechrealm Wrote:
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on moon,

And I, will be the first man to masturbate to a video game !


LOL @ sonya nipples.


Doing that is a sin you know. And it also makes you blind. Though, this was pointless to make.


Well, it's not a sin if you're not christian, AND semen only contains one thing which if concentrated into a few hundred liters could make you blind
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 •07/09/2008 06:21 PM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
Mechrealm Wrote:
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on moon,

And I, will be the first man to masturbate to a video game !


LOL @ sonya nipples.


Doing that is a sin you know. And it also makes you blind. Though, this was pointless to make.


You make me laugh.

Anyway, this serves no purpose here, so I'm closing it.
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