Hey Noobe, trust me on this, ok?
First things first, I would LOVE for you to come and 'visit' me in NY. You seem to forget that your dealing with a 6'4", 300lb. Fugutuve Recovery Agent. I will yell at you until you cry, and then laugh in your kids face, and tell him how pussy his daddy is.
The second you make a move, I'm gonna whup the shit out of you. :) Multiple times.
Second, 'll give you my address, girlie-man. PM me, thats all I need. THEN, we'll see who has the mouth.
Third, you don't NEED to 'resort to violence'. Thats MY job. It's what I do for a LIVING. So trust me, you wont have to resort to anything, because by the time the thought even crosses your mind, I'll have ALREADY resorted to mass amounts of extremely damaging violence. So don't you EVER threaten me.
Truth be told, if it didn't cost me $85.00, I WOULD run a reverse background check on you, and then guess what? All of your personal information would hit the internet, in the form of a blacklist, with your SS#, DMV Report, Addresses, Credit Reports/Card #s, etc, etc. BUT, I will admit, I don't feel like wasting $85.00 on some punk ass kid with a mouth on the internet, who simply doesn't realize when to keep his mouth shut.
So Pablo, in closing, trust me; all I have to do is run your IP address through a few local and remote data bases, and I swear to you, I'll have government employes knocking on your door for that traffic ticket you got back in 1987 that you thought you beat.
Plain and simple, don't fuck with me, I'm not one to be toyed with.
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Now that that's been established, I never said you were using an "unidentified cheat device". if you got Hooked on Phonics, you'd see, i CLEARLY told you to duct-tape the Gameshark/Action Replay/Code Breaker to your sons arm, and that his value would rise.
BY THE WAY, my current bid is now $0.33. So if possible, please get back to me, i'll include a shipping address. :)
And another thing, aren't you late for work? I hear that Sunoco, or Hess is starting to become increasingly displeased with your repeated tardiness, unexplained absences so on and so forth. DAMMIT, THEY NEED THEIR GAS PUMPED! Get your lazy ass off of mortal kombat, and go earn your crack money!
While your at it, take a look at your son while you sniff. Feed the little prick, would 'ya please?!?!
