Please translate lol

Noob Smokes bio? Ask SMARTERCHILD to translate it. Say "translate to english" The he will give a list of lanugages and Spanish is 5.
This is very old.

"Noob saibot smoke under the reign of shao Kahn I pursued to the
enemies of the throne as member of the brotherhood of the shade makes
the mandate of always quan chi serving to shinnok senor as netherealm
now that all my teachers no longer estan I am free to persecute my own
destiny outworld is where saibot will begin my ascent to the power is
hour to only forge a legion of loyal assassins to noob."

kodypowell Wrote: If you head over to www.mortal-kombat.org they are in spanish I'll try and translate!!!

They are old news, and you don't need to translate... only search in the forum the original (in English) thread.

Actually, I translated them and we've already seen them. That one website that had Ermac and Noob's bios, as well as Sonya's trading card.
But if you guys want to know what Kitana's was, basically she left her army to crush the Deadly Alliance, but she lost. She is now under the control of Onaga.

Wow you guys dont seem the LEAST bit stoked this means that 2 of your favorites are back!!!! is anyone happy lol

We were stoked a long time ago, man. This is old news.
Sonya and Kitana's "bios" are actually trading cards. They still aren't confirmed to be in as hidden, cause they sure aren't on the select screen.

Plus there was a trading kard of Goro, and he's suppose to be dead, so because Sonya and Kitana have one, doesn't really mean anything.

o well sorry don't penalize me for not being a know it all of MK I don't come here 24/7 so I don't know all the lastest news I thought it was new my bad.

From www.mortal-kombat.org
loosely translated using smarter child
TANya liu kang Havik!
Tanya
"I name agent of the mortal alliance prefair I finish ambassador was my
to have to impose the will of quan chi and shang tsung to the
inhabitants of outworld but the reign of the bewitching ones lasts
little and me encontre again without lider wishing to return to my
birthplace edenia when baraka me encontro gave to choose or to serve
me to its new senor as outworld or to die if I have lived during
thousands on anuses is because I have known to make the correct
decisions ofreci my service to the king dragoon onaga was to the
current of the invasion of shao Kahn to edenia that ocurrio apparently
makes many anuses the king dragoon habia been observing shao Kahn from
but alla everything what shao Kahn habia tried to do onaga was certain
to complete was looking for it lost information the six ancestral
spells that asi podrian to unite kamidogu of the old Gods in one to
make having possible their combined forces I brought to him to edenia
where creia that that information even existia."
Havik
"Havik chaos the universe prospers in the forces fighting among them in
an interminable spiral those of my vagamos class we adored the entropy
by the kingdoms that seed disorder my I complete trip I take to law
chen a city of outworld prisoner by so hotaru during many anuses has
maintained the chaos but alla of the outer walls I want to undo the
order that as much has fought to maintain I was I who lead to heroes
to localizacion of the king dragoon the chaos that sobrevendria of its
serious attack a blessing for this kingdom onaga does not have to win
this battle the kingdoms never stopped its fight the chaos reigned for
always."
Liu Kang
"Liu Kang the wizard shang tsung habia assassinated to me and consumed
my soul I was catched in its interior tormented by its badness next to
many others victimas of its vampiresca absorption of souls to traves
of the eyes of shang tsung we observed the battle against raiden that
I sacrifice myself to stop to onaga the explosion generated by raiden
I destroy to shang tsung and our souls already were free to promote to
skies permaneci in outworld to help to my friends in their fight
against the king dragoon so that anybody habra profaned my tomb and
reanimated to my body it of algun way my body does not stay my
conocimento on the martial arts and has killed many innocents although
I am not the perpetrador of that slaughter I cannot avoid to feel
responsible for the acts committed by my fisica form the battle to me
between mind and body has begun."

This is way old. Almost as old as Colonel Sanders. KFC anyone?

thats a bad translation, but u tried yur hardest, GOOD JOB! I read em in spanish and they are cool, and longer, it looks like Tanya is working for the DK after Baraka recruited her....i wonder if that has to do with Mileenas rivalry with Baraka also?

I'm not a know-it-all. I just remember seeing the exclusive videos.