How to ruin MK6
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posted08/09/2004 08:16 AM (UTC)by
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03/23/2003 07:23 PM (UTC)
Okay, I posted this a long time ago about how to ruin DA (That was before DA was out.). Now, I ask you, how could Boon and Co. ruin MK6?

1) They could just make it a dvd of MK annihilation.

2) They could include all of the posts I've made on the board in the game. SHUDDER...

3) Reiko returns, with just as confusing an ending as in MK4.

4) Test your sight/ test your might are replaced by Test you Blood Alchohol Content/ Scholastic Achievement test.

5) They unneccessarily repeat things.

6) They unneccessarily repeat things.

7) Disney buys out MK.

8) I'm a dumbass.
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05/02/2003 01:51 AM (UTC)
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guess bo rai cho would have a hard time...
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queve
05/02/2003 02:01 AM (UTC)
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IMO

1- NO more then 1 fatality...again.
2- DOnt bring Scorpion (im not a fan of him, but hey, his is a main thing on Mk)
3- Dont bring Sub back. (same as scorpion)
4- DOnt bring Sonya or Cage back. (IMO, besides, they are the original kombatants of mk)
5- No pit fatals.
6- Bring Shao kahn back.
7- Bring Liu back.
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ironsmoke
05/02/2003 02:08 AM (UTC)
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have no mk chess, have lei-mai in it, make the boss hard to beat............oh, wait, thay alredy did that in mk:da!
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05/02/2003 02:11 AM (UTC)
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Yes... my plan to destroy MK is working perfectly.

Soon Ed Boon will recieve this post as "What we really want to see in MKDR" Muwhahhahahahahahhah.

Lord Leiberman and the high counsel of Superliberal will reward me greatly...

Just Kidding

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queve
05/02/2003 02:15 AM (UTC)
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Godzilla Wrote:
Yes... my plan to destroy MK is working perfectly.

Soon Ed Boon will recieve this post as "What we really want to see in MKDR" Muwhahhahahahahahhah.

Lord Leiberman and the high counsel of Superliberal will reward me greatly...

Just Kidding



LOL.
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05/02/2003 02:24 AM (UTC)
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another adema track.
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DomoKun
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damn monkeys.

05/02/2003 02:34 AM (UTC)
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Adding Richard Simmons to the lineup
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05/02/2003 07:59 PM (UTC)
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DomoKun Wrote:
Adding Richard Simmons to the lineup


OH NO!!!!!!!
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Godzilla
05/02/2003 08:14 PM (UTC)
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They revert back to the old "same old thing with a new coat of paint" which the stuck with on MK 1-3
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Sub-Zero_7th
05/02/2003 09:17 PM (UTC)
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Do you really have to be so pessimistic about MK6? There really isn't that much info on it yet except for the online news and a couple of the characters along with the engine being started from scratch again. I want to hope for the best in MK6 and I really hope it goes back to its chinese and japanese mythological/outworldly style like in MK1 and MK2.
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05/02/2003 11:44 PM (UTC)
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LMAOROFLol
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DomoKun
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damn monkeys.

05/03/2003 12:40 AM (UTC)
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Richard Simmons

Sought after for help saving earth realm by Johnny Cage for his prowess between the sheets, Richard now enters this tournament to prove that he is the fittest person out there.

Weapon: Thigh-Master
Fighting Styles: Yoga, Tai Chi
Fatality: "Thigh Press"
Special Move 1: Richard Ball (like reptiles lizzard ball
Special move 2: Bicycle Kick

Taunt: Don't be silly or I'll toast your buns!
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ironsmoke
05/03/2003 07:19 PM (UTC)
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BEER: once a stupid bunch of chemicals that make u tipsy, it now fights on the side of nice.
weapon: a keger
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05/03/2003 07:57 PM (UTC)
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1. Bill Gates as a secret Character

2.Microsoft buys out Midway and makes Mortal Kombat 5.9

3.Bringing back Shao Kahn's Hammer

4.Making Liu Kang win again

5.Never bring back Scorpion
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I accept the fact that killing Scorpion may be part of MK's story, but if he is not a choosable character, at least make him a large part of the story.

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05/04/2003 09:12 PM (UTC)
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As a joke they show a dancing Zebra concept art. Wait, they did that for MKDA...
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05/04/2003 10:59 PM (UTC)
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We find out that between MKDA and MK6:

1) Reptile was an extra in several Jurassic Park ripoffs. Also, he covered his mouth when he sneezed, and he cannot use his hands.

2) Scorpion sneezes when he was taking of his mask, and he died a fiery death.

3) Sektor, Smoke, and Cyrax have run out of batteries and have the crap kicked out of them by the energizer bunny.

4) Jonny Cage fell doing his own stunts, and has brain damage.

5) Smoke also got thrown in Jail after going into a new york bar.*

6) Shang Tsung slipped on a banana peel in the acid bath. His last words were "IT BURNSSS...". 7) Jax gets tossed in jail after setting off airport metal detectors. 8) Baraka promotes Infomercial cuisanarts. 9) Nitara forgot her sunblock. She is now a charcoal briqquete (or however you spell it.) 10) Quan Chi becomes president of the hair club for men. He is also a leading spokesman for albinism (lack of skin coloration). He now is know as a charitable, caring, meglomainiac. *If you don't know, NYS banned smoking in bars.
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05/08/2003 01:15 AM (UTC)
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this is the funniest fuckin thread ever LOL

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Godzilla
05/08/2003 10:33 PM (UTC)
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Somebody from playboy becomes a high ranking person at midway.

Wait...
Uh-Oh.
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BAJAR-MC
05/09/2003 10:18 AM (UTC)
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Lol @ This Thread.
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BBaSS
05/09/2003 07:51 PM (UTC)
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Put Ed boon's baby pictures in the Krypt.....

That would be just sick.
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DomoKun
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damn monkeys.

05/09/2003 08:16 PM (UTC)
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hehe... mebbe we'll there will be playboy crypt pictars for us!!!
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05/11/2003 07:46 PM (UTC)
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The developers fall back to their "same old thing with a new coat of paint" mindset they had in MK - MKT.
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08/09/2004 08:09 AM (UTC)
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Go to hell! Adema are wicked. Well most of there songs are anyway.
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08/09/2004 08:16 AM (UTC)
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Stryker45 Wrote:
Go to hell! Adema are wicked. Well most of there songs are anyway.


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