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•06/19/2006 04:34 PM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
Since I am bored. I'll post some ideas for some funny videos.
-Ashrah "What not to wear. MK edition"

LMAO! You're right, Ashrah's costume is laaaaaame.
Testicular self-exams with Mokap
Sindel, Kitana, Mileena, and Shao Kahn go to counseling for their family problems.
Sub-Zero fighting Reptile clones dressed in purple, blue, red, and orange.
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theMASKEDninja
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"...This is how we chill from 93 'til..."
-Souls of Mischief
Souls of Mischief - 93 'til Infinity
"...So just chill...'til the next episode..."
-Snoop Dogg
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G Thang

 •06/19/2006 07:21 PM (UTC) •
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smoke getting high in his basement. lol and then bo rai cho right next to him gettin wasted.
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•06/19/2006 07:25 PM (UTC) •
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Next, on The Perverts Behind the Punches:
Sub-Zero using his powers to make girls' nipples stick out.
Kenshi groping women and getting away with it 'cause he's blind.
Ermac telekinetically undressing Kitana and then blaming it on Kenshi.
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"...This is how we chill from 93 'til..."
-Souls of Mischief
Souls of Mischief - 93 'til Infinity
"...So just chill...'til the next episode..."
-Snoop Dogg
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G Thang

 •06/20/2006 05:18 PM (UTC) •
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the grim reaper trying to catch scorpion, but never does.
(cause scorp will never die)
MTV(mortal kombat television) Cribs
imagine goro showin his lair lol
shao kahn trying to make a coffee table with his huge ass wrath hammer. lol
when he tries to hit the nail he bashes the wood and it explodes in his face.
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 •06/20/2006 05:36 PM (UTC) •
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jerry springer: "so your stepfather is you archenemy" with liu, kahn, kitana, sindel, and reptile, who's having an affair with sindel.
all the bruce lee ripoffs have a showdown to the deth, then brue lee himself comes in
the original ninjas start a band; scorpion lead vocal, reptile drummer, sub-zero bassist, rain guitar, ermac keyboards, noob lead guitar. most kickass band ever.
a "behind the fatalitys" for scorpion. like behind the music. you get it.
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 •06/20/2006 05:39 PM (UTC) •
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the simple life with goro and kintaro
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 •06/20/2006 07:31 PM (UTC) •
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Mortal puppet kombat
MK muppets version.
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 •06/20/2006 08:22 PM (UTC) •
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Some MK:A baby characters doing a breakdance together or something.
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killerkill87
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 •06/20/2006 09:51 PM (UTC) •
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Johnny cage in i dated a tarkanian warrior with baraka as his lover lol.
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 •06/20/2006 09:59 PM (UTC) •
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blind date with kenshi. lol
noob saibot is a stalker
drahmin shopping for pants along side moloch
ermac has girl problems
Ermac: it's not you, it's me but then again its not really me but one of the me's in me
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 •06/20/2006 10:51 PM (UTC) •
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Zombie Lui Kang on how to prepare your brains.
Blade with Nitara as the main evil vampire.
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 •06/20/2006 11:22 PM (UTC) •
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This ones good!: Mortal Kombat Golf: Outwolrd Tour. (the real game is: mario golf: toadstool.)smile
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"...This is how we chill from 93 'til..."
-Souls of Mischief
Souls of Mischief - 93 'til Infinity
"...So just chill...'til the next episode..."
-Snoop Dogg
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G Thang

 •06/20/2006 11:59 PM (UTC) •
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A discovery channel documentary of how tarkatans mate and another of how saurians mate.
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 •06/21/2006 01:13 AM (UTC) •
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theMASKEDninja Wrote:
A discovery channel documentary of how tarkatans mate and another of how saurians mate.

LOL If u mean saurians as the people of sedio i can see that now. The People of sedio follow a very strict rule book when it comes to sex first they must do the dances of the monkeys. Where they go around moving hitting there chest back n forth for 2 hours while the women fall asleep. Then for the next they slowly insert the male organ penis into the womans vigina once this process takes up to 10 hours. Once inside the last 12 hours is removing the organ penis and falling asleep.
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 •06/21/2006 03:10 AM (UTC) •
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(Sigh)...Try and keep it clean, folks. Okay?
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 •06/21/2006 03:20 AM (UTC) •
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-How to get your step daughter to hate you with kitana and shao khan
-AA with bo rai cho
-kenshi gets his drivers license
-smoked gets kicked out of a restaurant that has a sign that says no smoking
-clubbing with drahmin
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 •06/21/2006 03:21 AM (UTC) •
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-Bo Rai Cho advertising a bottle of rum
-Blaze having a shower advertising soap
-Sonya asking Kenshi "does this dress make me *look* fat, and kenshi qucikly eats a twix
- Reptile attacking the Geico lizard saying, "I wanted this job you lil' fuck"
- Bo Rai Cho trying to fit through the McDonald's door
- "Reno 911" with Stryker
- Johnny Cage winning an award for the MK Movie
- Kano smelling Sonya's hair like that guy from Charlie's Angels
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 •06/21/2006 04:36 AM (UTC) •
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y the dragon point i didn't do n e thing offesive i did was describe mating in the strict sedian order. i seen worst things not giving a point 2. Hell theres was a whole thread that did stuff like that for real not joking but w/e w/e anyways heres more
Mortal kombat basketball with outworld vs earthlings
Darrius his view on his first role in a bruce lee movie.
and lastly blaze trying to put a fire out.
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

 •06/21/2006 04:48 AM (UTC) •
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Rep: I like the idea of me being in a band...
Me: how about skits between mk characters and their fans, mainly crazed fangirls vs scorpion
Rep: that would end well...*rolls eyes*
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 •06/21/2006 11:12 PM (UTC) •
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killerkill87 Wrote:
y the dragon point i didn't do n e thing offesive i did was describe mating in the strict sedian order. i seen worst things not giving a point 2. Hell theres was a whole thread that did stuff like that

That thread was closed as a result of people getting too graphic, which is what you were doing - not as bad as some I've seen, but still getting there. There's a difference between mentioning a sexual act and describing it in detail, and considering that children could very well be browsing this site, that's something intolerable here.
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 •06/21/2006 11:30 PM (UTC) •
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I would like to see someone riding motaro and feeding him a carrot lol
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 •06/22/2006 12:12 AM (UTC) •
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Well most animal shows do that also you had to see the one with the lions and trust me the kids these days are already messed up they here worst in class rooms and i didn't get graphic comon all i said was the organ and it goes in and out wat kid doesn't know that. Trust me its not as dirty as u think it is.
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killerkill87 Wrote:
y the dragon point i didn't do n e thing offesive i did was describe mating in the strict sedian order. i seen worst things not giving a point 2. Hell theres was a whole thread that did stuff like that

That thread was closed as a result of people getting too graphic, which is what you were doing - not as bad as some I've seen, but still getting there. There's a difference between mentioning a sexual act and describing it in detail, and considering that children could very well be browsing this site, that's something intolerable here.

Any ways back on topic
Scorpions wholes story in a tv drama .
Baraka in one of those japanese sushi bars making sushi.
Shao Khan in strong man compositions.
Kria on springer where the theme is my parents are rivals and want to kill each other.(soyna and kano because shes an exact mix of both of them).
Lastly Steve Erwin the crocodile hunter hunting reptile.
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