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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/12/2006 08:04 PM (UTC)
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NoobsShadow Wrote:
Ladymage Wrote:
shame we can't really test these boys out

Or the girls!
I bet Sindel can give a sonic BJ!!!grin
And what if you have sex with Shang Tsung while he's shape shifted as a woman, technically you aren't gay right. Ponder that for a while?
Frost would definitely be the hardest MK girl to do. My cock doesn't like the cold, just ask the ice machine!wow

wait, ice machine, oh either I gotta hear this or I don't wanna know
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06/12/2006 08:07 PM (UTC)
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Haha! This thread is so amusing. ^-^

Ditto.

What, you don't want to tell us who you think is kinky? Awwww, come on!
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06/12/2006 08:12 PM (UTC)
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subsonya Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
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Haha! This thread is so amusing. ^-^

Ditto.

What, you don't want to tell us who you think is kinky? Awwww, come on!

Yeah, Johnny Cage. :P
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06/12/2006 08:14 PM (UTC)
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Whatever you say.......hehe
Kenshi is a total hottie and I would let him accidentally touch me in inappropriate places because he is "blind".

Accidentally my ass. It's a shame he won't take off his blindfold. I bet he has sexy blue-green eyes...
Nightwolf is too hot...mmmm. Maybe he'd tickle me with his feathers *blush*
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This planet is my space. I'm just letting you exist here.
If you debate that, take it up with my friend, Mr. Chuck Norris.
MK FORUMS: JOIN NOW, MORTALS!
One final note: I HATE THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE!
06/12/2006 08:18 PM (UTC)
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This is quickly spinning out of control...
I vote Nitara. Hot succubus babe vs. freaky-looking Netherrealm reject? Hot succubus babe it is.
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/12/2006 08:19 PM (UTC)
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out of control, oh control was long gone about six pages back *is still proud of the trouble she caused*
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06/12/2006 08:24 PM (UTC)
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EvanjiAxu Wrote:
subsonya Wrote:
Whatever you say.......hehe
Kenshi is a total hottie and I would let him accidentally touch me in inappropriate places because he is "blind".

Accidentally my ass. It's a shame he won't take off his blindfold. I bet he has sexy blue-green eyes...
Nightwolf is too hot...mmmm. Maybe he'd tickle me with his feathers *blush*

I know, it would be totally sweet if he did for this game and then he would be my absolute favorite Male character!
And I agree, there has basically been no control!grin
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/12/2006 10:08 PM (UTC)
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and yet the mods don't care YEAH MODS!!!!
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
sucking up to keep this thread open
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06/12/2006 10:33 PM (UTC)
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And now for the big surprise...I'm a girl grin
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06/12/2006 11:04 PM (UTC)
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As long as it doesn't get overly expicit, no skulls will be handed out.
And for that matter, Reptile is quite the sexy piece of ass.
Carry on.
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/12/2006 11:46 PM (UTC)
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Shadaloo Wrote:
As long as it doesn't get overly expicit, no skulls will be handed out.
And for that matter, Reptile is quite the sexy piece of ass.
Carry on.

second reptile one only, comeone people get perverted
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06/13/2006 12:06 AM (UTC)
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Ohhh yeah Rain, hmmm with his new look too, yummy! Hahaha! I've been corrupted and I like it! I'm also liking the idea of Scorpion as well, I mean he was turned into the champion of the elder gods, he's got to be good!

I love Rain's new look. Definately some hotness there. Ditto with Kung Lao's MKDA alt. Those two have gotten awfully cute/hot all of a sudden!
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
*imagines the two of them making out. Mmm, french. Oooh yeahhh...

*blushes and laughs*
Erm, excuse that last little bit. That's just me being perverted there. Um, yeah. tongue
So, how do you guys think Goro would handle his wives? Since he's got seven of them they probably all just go at it at once! Lots of fun to be had there, LOL.
What do you think Shao Kahn specializes in?
I still think Reptile needs to put out for poor, lonely Khameleon. That, and I think that Sub Zero is having an affair with Frost.
And for some reason I can see Scorpion being a real pervert. Hmm, I wonder what the process was to become the champion anyway?
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Kenshi used his blindness to it's full advantage to grope people! I wonder how many times he can use that excuse before people begin to catch on?
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/13/2006 12:15 AM (UTC)
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my guess, as often as he likes
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06/13/2006 12:18 AM (UTC)
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Metadream Wrote:
subsonya Wrote:
Ohhh yeah Rain, hmmm with his new look too, yummy! Hahaha! I've been corrupted and I like it! I'm also liking the idea of Scorpion as well, I mean he was turned into the champion of the elder gods, he's got to be good!

I love Rain's new look. Definately some hotness there. Ditto with Kung Lao's MKDA alt. Those two have gotten awfully cute/hot all of a sudden!
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
*imagines the two of them making out. Mmm, french. Oooh yeahhh...

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I still think Reptile needs to put out for poor, lonely Khameleon. That, and I think that Sub Zero is having an affair with Frost.
And for some reason I can see Scorpion being a real pervert. Hmm, I wonder what the process was to become the champion anyway?
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Kenshi used his blindness to it's full advantage to grope people! I wonder how many times he can use that excuse before people begin to catch on?

Same here! I love Rain's new look and Kung Lao's alt in MKDA. ^_^ *reads spoiler* yaoi alert!tongue Lol... Scorpion as a pervert...
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/13/2006 12:21 AM (UTC)
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ah new blood in this thread, welcome new vict err poster hehe
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06/13/2006 12:30 AM (UTC)
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Ladymage Wrote:
ah new blood in this thread, welcome new vict err poster hehe

Yay! New victim! Er-- I mean new poster! Yeah, that's it. grin
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06/13/2006 01:33 AM (UTC)
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The more I read this, the more my School Bus with Orphans/Pet shop with kittens analogy becomes true.
Anyways, Cyrax has nets, bombs, saws, and probobly other random crap all stuffed in his chest. I wonder, does he have anything in there to please the ladies? Maybe getting that magical orb thing was only a secondary objective for Nitara...
(I believe part of my soul just went to Hell for that.)
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06/13/2006 01:57 AM (UTC)
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Godzilla Wrote:
The more I read this, the more my School Bus with Orphans/Pet shop with kittens analogy becomes true.
Anyways, Cyrax has nets, bombs, saws, and probobly other random crap all stuffed in his chest. I wonder, does he have anything in there to please the ladies? Maybe getting that magical orb thing was only a secondary objective for Nitara...
(I believe part of my soul just went to Hell for that.)

Who isn't going to hell for all of this? tongue
Anyway, yeah I'm pretty sure that Cyrax has some sort of "special unit" to get the job done. I wonder if said unit can lube itself? LOL, oh god.
And what about Mileena? We haven't talked too much about her! Personally, I think she would be one of the biggest raging perverts in the series! She'd probably try to grope and spank some of the guys on a regular basis! wow
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06/13/2006 02:04 AM (UTC)
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I just realized, it's only a matter of time until one day, when innocently surfing fanfiction.net, a young child will discover a fanfic that stole ideas directly from this thread. And that child will go on to build a doomsday device and destroy humanity to save the universe from our perverted thoughts. And I'm certain Mileena isn't getting any from anyone. That jawline is a major turnoff, except for maybe Baraka. And I'm sure an accident during a bj probobly rendered him unable to shag anything.
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/13/2006 02:12 AM (UTC)
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why do I have a bad feeling that tarkan parts are not as safe or weak as human parts
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06/13/2006 02:27 AM (UTC)
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Ladymage Wrote:
why do I have a bad feeling that tarkan parts are not as safe or weak as human parts

Hmm, I'm not sure. Doesn't sound like it's too pleasant though.
And what about Motaro? Do we even want to know?
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06/13/2006 02:29 AM (UTC)
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Because if Mileena coughs while she's sucking, you will lose your member!!!sad
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06/13/2006 02:29 AM (UTC)
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Metadream Wrote:
Ladymage Wrote:
why do I have a bad feeling that tarkan parts are not as safe or weak as human parts

Hmm, I'm not sure. Doesn't sound like it's too pleasant though.
And what about Motaro? Do we even want to know?

NO. NO WE DO NOT.
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06/13/2006 02:36 AM (UTC)
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Wow haven't posted in ages but I thought I'd give this a try...Actually I bet motaro has a bigger role with the whole shokan race then we may think. Maybe the sole fact why sheeva hates motaro is because she caught him in the stable with Kintaro having a little fun...LOL
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06/13/2006 02:37 AM (UTC)
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Metadream Wrote:
Ladymage Wrote:
why do I have a bad feeling that tarkan parts are not as safe or weak as human parts

Hmm, I'm not sure. Doesn't sound like it's too pleasant though.
And what about Motaro? Do we even want to know?

Motaro has a right to be pist off!!! The lower body of a horse and no junk, WTF is up with that!!!
And Metadream is right, we're all going to Hell!grin
P.S. the mods know better than to close this thread, there's nothing more dangerous than a perverted animal when he is cornered! Wait what?confused
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