Avatar
NoobsShadow
Avatar
About Me

The Darkness is rising to embrace the Light

06/10/2006 08:20 PM (UTC)
0
I think we're all forgetting about Kenshi. He's blind, so he already has the blindfold and he wears a leather body suit. That makes him a perfect masochist. "Yes Mistress may I have another", "You wanna put what where"wow
And what about Shujinko, He's probably the most perverted of them all. You know how those dirty old guys are. Who knows how many "Hot Coffee" side missions he had in his quest! We're supposed to believe that he didn't get laid for 40 years, yeah right. Damashi probably walked in on him and said "Oh my God, my eyes!"loltongue
Avatar
Ladymage
Avatar
About Me

I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/10/2006 09:08 PM (UTC)
0
another image stuck in my head thanks
also I wonder if fujin or raiden even ever bothered to think about sex, and how severe their drives would be (this is why I see raiden as kinky, oh boy that would be intresting to see)
Avatar
RyanRaiden
06/10/2006 09:08 PM (UTC)
0
NoobsShadow Wrote:
I think we're all forgetting about Kenshi. He's blind, so he already has the blindfold and he wears a leather body suit. That makes him a perfect masochist. "Yes Mistress may I have another", "You wanna put what where"wow
And what about Shujinko, He's probably the most perverted of them all. You know how those dirty old guys are. Who knows how many "Hot Coffee" side missions he had in his quest! We're supposed to believe that he didn't get laid for 40 years, yeah right. Damashi probably walked in on him and said "Oh my God, my eyes!"loltongue

LMFAO, true, true. Kenshi does have the blindfold, and the full leather suit. O never really payed attetion to that. But now that I look at it, lmao, you're right. Man, this thread has me ROFLMAFO. I never noticed how obsessed the Midway team were with S&M, jk, lol.
Avatar
Metadream
06/10/2006 09:22 PM (UTC)
0
RyanRaiden Wrote:
NoobsShadow Wrote:
I think we're all forgetting about Kenshi. He's blind, so he already has the blindfold and he wears a leather body suit. That makes him a perfect masochist. "Yes Mistress may I have another", "You wanna put what where"wow
And what about Shujinko, He's probably the most perverted of them all. You know how those dirty old guys are. Who knows how many "Hot Coffee" side missions he had in his quest! We're supposed to believe that he didn't get laid for 40 years, yeah right. Damashi probably walked in on him and said "Oh my God, my eyes!"loltongue

LMFAO, true, true. Kenshi does have the blindfold, and the full leather suit. O never really payed attetion to that. But now that I look at it, lmao, you're right. Man, this thread has me ROFLMAFO. I never noticed how obsessed the Midway team were with S&M, jk, lol.

So that's what is going on with Kenshi! LOL at the whole Shujinko thing. For some reason, I can see that actually happening.
I still think Kung Lao is a sadist! wink
Avatar
NoobsShadow
Avatar
About Me

The Darkness is rising to embrace the Light

06/10/2006 09:49 PM (UTC)
0
A lot of these characters are freaky,
Ermac- Leather straps on face
Drahmin- Oni "tormentor"
Noob- The S&M poster boy
And why leave out the girl on girl action!
Imagine Sheeva running the royal bath for Sindel. She walks in and disrobes, giving her loyal Shokan servant a knowing glance. Sheeva can't believe how beautiful her master is. Sindel slips into the marble tub filled with bubbles, and begins to stoke her body clean. Sheeva gets on her knees behind her master and starts washing her back gently. She can tell how much Sindel is enjoying it, just like she always does. She now moves her arms to pleasure her master even further, one brushes her hair, while another two reach around to firmly massage her large soapy breasts. Sindel starts to groan in ecstasy. She moves her last arm slowly down the front of Sindel, between her breast, past her belly button to beneath the water where she begins to.....wow
What happened? I must have faintedconfused
Avatar
mkflegend
06/10/2006 10:19 PM (UTC)
0
LMAO, funny stuff I must say.I wonder who has the biggest Boobs of MK?
Sindel, it has to be, then again Kira is pretty nice too.hehe.grin
Avatar
Legacy
06/10/2006 11:01 PM (UTC)
0
NoobsShadow LMFAO!
Avatar
EvanjiAxu
Avatar
About Me

<img src="http://i6.tinypic.com/16lxtso.jpg"
Sexy-tastic signature made by BOMBSnFISTS. My deviantART gallery

06/10/2006 11:08 PM (UTC)
0
NoobsShadow Wrote:
A lot of these characters are freaky,
Ermac- Leather straps on face
Drahmin- Oni "tormentor"
Noob- The S&M poster boy
And why leave out the girl on girl action!
Imagine Sheeva running the royal bath for Sindel. She walks in and disrobes, giving her loyal Shokan servant a knowing glance. Sheeva can't believe how beautiful her master is. Sindel slips into the marble tub filled with bubbles, and begins to stoke her body clean. Sheeva gets on her knees behind her master and starts washing her back gently. She can tell how much Sindel is enjoying it, just like she always does. She now moves her arms to pleasure her master even further, one brushes her hair, while another two reach around to firmly massage her large soapy breasts. Sindel starts to groan in ecstasy. She moves her last arm slowly down the front of Sindel, between her breast, past her belly button to beneath the water where she begins to.....wow

...gasp in horror as Kitana walks in on this hawt hawt action grin
Avatar
Legacy
06/10/2006 11:17 PM (UTC)
0
Then Mileena comes in right behind Kitana and...
Avatar
EvanjiAxu
Avatar
About Me

<img src="http://i6.tinypic.com/16lxtso.jpg"
Sexy-tastic signature made by BOMBSnFISTS. My deviantART gallery

06/10/2006 11:20 PM (UTC)
0
...is intercepted by Jade, who is wearing only a towel because she'd come in to shower. While we're at it, Nitara shows up becuase she was looking for pizza and thought this was the new pizzeria in town.
Avatar
Ladymage
Avatar
About Me

I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/11/2006 02:10 AM (UTC)
0
oiy knock it off, if you gonna do same sex partners do guy on guy at leasttongue j/k
Avatar
NoobsShadow
Avatar
About Me

The Darkness is rising to embrace the Light

06/11/2006 03:18 AM (UTC)
0
Ladymage Wrote:
oiy knock it off, if you gonna do same sex partners do guy on guy at leasttongue j/k

Shujinko and Bo Rai' Cho? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! sleep
Oh the Horror, the Horror!!!! I'm Blind!!!!!
Avatar
Ladymage
Avatar
About Me

I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/11/2006 03:22 AM (UTC)
0
actually I was hoping for well *blushes*
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
raiden fujin and rekio....
ehehheh I must seem insane now
Avatar
theMASKEDninja
Avatar
About Me

"...This is how we chill from 93 'til..."
-Souls of Mischief
Souls of Mischief - 93 'til Infinity
"...So just chill...'til the next episode..."
-Snoop Dogg
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G Thang

06/11/2006 03:25 AM (UTC)
0
man...shao kahn him an his kinky ass armor
Avatar
NoobsShadow
Avatar
About Me

The Darkness is rising to embrace the Light

06/11/2006 03:28 AM (UTC)
0
Oh my God, a threesome of guys, you're the freakiest girl!grin
Avatar
Metadream
06/11/2006 03:36 AM (UTC)
0
I still think Reptile needs to put out for Khameleon. I mean, this poor gal has been by herself for who knows how long without any company whatsoever! Poor girl. tongue
Anyone else think that Scorpion and Nitara would make a hot pair?
And dare I ask what Liu Kang and Kitana would do together?
Ladymage Wrote:
oiy knock it off, if you gonna do same sex partners do guy on guy at leasttongue j/k

LOL, I can see it now...
Rain is relaxing in some spooky ass graveyard when all of a sudden Kung Lao trips over him and they end up falling into an open grave. Lao lands on top of Rain.
Kung: "Oops."
Rain: "Well, um, this is kind of awkward."
Kung: "Yeah it is."
Um, let your imagination run wild I guess. Seems a lot of people are having fun with this thread (glances at a few posts above). Fun is good to have though.
Meanwhile with Cage and Sonya:
Sonya: "Johnny, give me a back massage. And if you screw up I'll beat you with a rubber hose!"
Cage: "Yes ma'am!"
LOL! Oh my god I love this thread. grin
Avatar
NoobsShadow
Avatar
About Me

The Darkness is rising to embrace the Light

06/11/2006 03:44 AM (UTC)
0
Metadream Wrote:
I still think Reptile needs to put out for Khameleon. I mean, this poor gal has been by herself for who knows how long without any company whatsoever! Poor girl. tongue
Anyone else think that Scorpion and Nitara would make a hot pair?
And dare I ask what Liu Kang and Kitana would do together?
Ladymage Wrote:
oiy knock it off, if you gonna do same sex partners do guy on guy at leasttongue j/k

LOL, I can see it now...
Rain is relaxing in some spooky ass graveyard when all of a sudden Kung Lao trips over him and they end up falling into an open grave. Lao lands on top of Rain.
Kung: "Oops."
Rain: "Well, um, this is kind of awkward."
Kung: "Yeah it is."
Um, let your imagination run wild I guess. Seems a lot of people are having fun with this thread (glances at a few posts above). Fun is good to have though.
Meanwhile with Cage and Sonya:
Sonya: "Johnny, give me a back massage. And if you screw up I'll beat you with a rubber hose!"
Cage: "Yes ma'am!"
LOL! Oh my god I love this thread. grin

LMFAO! I like this thread too, but you made me nervous when you started talking about Kung Lao and Razor sharp hats near peoples groins!!! Ouch
Avatar
Sub-Zero_7th
06/11/2006 03:48 AM (UTC)
0
Ladymage Wrote:
another image stuck in my head thanks
also I wonder if fujin or raiden even ever bothered to think about sex, and how severe their drives would be (this is why I see raiden as kinky, oh boy that would be intresting to see)

Well, when it comes to Raiden in MK: Conquest, then yeah.
This thread has gotten pretty damn crazy, lol. tongue
Going back to MK: Conquest, there was some rather sexual stuff in it like Kiri and Anhka with the whole massage thing and hints at lesbianism between the two.
Then there's that episode in which Quan Chi and Mika disguise themselves as Siro and Taja and have sex while looking as Siro and Taja.
There's also Vorpax, who is basically like the village bicycle.
Avatar
Ladymage
Avatar
About Me

I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/11/2006 03:49 AM (UTC)
0
NoobsShadow Wrote:
Oh my God, a threesome of guys, you're the freakiest girl!grin

yes, yes I am
Avatar
NoobsShadow
Avatar
About Me

The Darkness is rising to embrace the Light

06/11/2006 03:51 AM (UTC)
0

Going back to MK: Conquest, there was some rather sexual stuff in it like Kiri and Anhka with the whole massage thing and hints at lesbianism between the two.
I love that episode!! It was the Noob Saibot one!!!grin
Avatar
Metadream
06/11/2006 03:52 AM (UTC)
0
NoobsShadow Wrote:
Metadream Wrote:
I still think Reptile needs to put out for Khameleon. I mean, this poor gal has been by herself for who knows how long without any company whatsoever! Poor girl. tongue
Anyone else think that Scorpion and Nitara would make a hot pair?
And dare I ask what Liu Kang and Kitana would do together?
Ladymage Wrote:
oiy knock it off, if you gonna do same sex partners do guy on guy at leasttongue j/k

LOL, I can see it now...
Rain is relaxing in some spooky ass graveyard when all of a sudden Kung Lao trips over him and they end up falling into an open grave. Lao lands on top of Rain.
Kung: "Oops."
Rain: "Well, um, this is kind of awkward."
Kung: "Yeah it is."
Um, let your imagination run wild I guess. Seems a lot of people are having fun with this thread (glances at a few posts above). Fun is good to have though.
Meanwhile with Cage and Sonya:
Sonya: "Johnny, give me a back massage. And if you screw up I'll beat you with a rubber hose!"
Cage: "Yes ma'am!"
LOL! Oh my god I love this thread. grin

LMFAO! I like this thread too, but you made me nervous when you started talking about Kung Lao and Razor sharp hats near peoples groins!!! Ouch

When I first saw that fatality in MKSM, the first thing that popped into my head was sadistic. Hence, why I call Kung a sadist.
Avatar
Ladymage
Avatar
About Me

I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/11/2006 03:54 AM (UTC)
0
Sub-Zero_7th Wrote:
Ladymage Wrote:
another image stuck in my head thanks
also I wonder if fujin or raiden even ever bothered to think about sex, and how severe their drives would be (this is why I see raiden as kinky, oh boy that would be intresting to see)

Well, when it comes to Raiden in MK: Conquest, then yeah.
This thread has gotten pretty damn crazy, lol. tongue
Going back to MK: Conquest, there was some rather sexual stuff in it like Kiri and Anhka with the whole massage thing and hints at lesbianism between the two.
Then there's that episode in which Quan Chi and Mika disguise themselves as Siro and Taja and have sex while looking as Siro and Taja.
There's also Vorpax, who is basically like the village bicycle.

what did raiden do in that show that was kinky?
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
never saw it, it was on too late and I had college at the time
sad
Avatar
NoobsShadow
Avatar
About Me

The Darkness is rising to embrace the Light

06/11/2006 04:02 AM (UTC)
0
Metadream Wrote:
NoobsShadow Wrote:
Metadream Wrote:
I still think Reptile needs to put out for Khameleon. I mean, this poor gal has been by herself for who knows how long without any company whatsoever! Poor girl. tongue
Anyone else think that Scorpion and Nitara would make a hot pair?
And dare I ask what Liu Kang and Kitana would do together?
Ladymage Wrote:
oiy knock it off, if you gonna do same sex partners do guy on guy at leasttongue j/k

LOL, I can see it now...
Rain is relaxing in some spooky ass graveyard when all of a sudden Kung Lao trips over him and they end up falling into an open grave. Lao lands on top of Rain.
Kung: "Oops."
Rain: "Well, um, this is kind of awkward."
Kung: "Yeah it is."
Um, let your imagination run wild I guess. Seems a lot of people are having fun with this thread (glances at a few posts above). Fun is good to have though.
Meanwhile with Cage and Sonya:
Sonya: "Johnny, give me a back massage. And if you screw up I'll beat you with a rubber hose!"
Cage: "Yes ma'am!"
LOL! Oh my god I love this thread. grin

LMFAO! I like this thread too, but you made me nervous when you started talking about Kung Lao and Razor sharp hats near peoples groins!!! Ouch

When I first saw that fatality in MKSM, the first thing that popped into my head was sadistic. Hence, why I call Kung a sadist.

Oh I got it the first time. But there're Sadist's and then there're Sadist's From Hell!!!!wow Nobody's getting near my genitals with anything sharp!!!
Just teasing you anyway, it's all good! grin
Avatar
Ladymage
Avatar
About Me

I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

06/11/2006 04:04 AM (UTC)
0
yeouch yeah that hat stays off during sex for me too thanks
Avatar
Metadream
06/11/2006 04:05 AM (UTC)
0
NoobsShadow Wrote:
Metadream Wrote:
NoobsShadow Wrote:
Metadream Wrote:
I still think Reptile needs to put out for Khameleon. I mean, this poor gal has been by herself for who knows how long without any company whatsoever! Poor girl. tongue
Anyone else think that Scorpion and Nitara would make a hot pair?
And dare I ask what Liu Kang and Kitana would do together?
Ladymage Wrote:
oiy knock it off, if you gonna do same sex partners do guy on guy at leasttongue j/k

LOL, I can see it now...
Rain is relaxing in some spooky ass graveyard when all of a sudden Kung Lao trips over him and they end up falling into an open grave. Lao lands on top of Rain.
Kung: "Oops."
Rain: "Well, um, this is kind of awkward."
Kung: "Yeah it is."
Um, let your imagination run wild I guess. Seems a lot of people are having fun with this thread (glances at a few posts above). Fun is good to have though.
Meanwhile with Cage and Sonya:
Sonya: "Johnny, give me a back massage. And if you screw up I'll beat you with a rubber hose!"
Cage: "Yes ma'am!"
LOL! Oh my god I love this thread. grin

LMFAO! I like this thread too, but you made me nervous when you started talking about Kung Lao and Razor sharp hats near peoples groins!!! Ouch

When I first saw that fatality in MKSM, the first thing that popped into my head was sadistic. Hence, why I call Kung a sadist.

Oh I got it the first time. But there're Sadist's and then there're Sadist's From Hell!!!!wow Nobody's getting near my genitals with anything sharp!!!
Just teasing you anyway, it's all good! grin

That's cool. grin
Okay, something really disturbing just crossed my mind. What do you think happened to the five Earthrealm warriors (Sonya, Cage, Jax, Kitana, and Kung Lao) when they were under Onaga's control?
Discord
Twitch
Twitter
YouTube
Facebook
Privacy Policy
© 1998-2025 Shadow Knight Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Mortal Kombat, the dragon logo and all character names are trademarks and copyright of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.