The Dragon King!!! He did kidnap her after all. . . maybe he will marry her against her will. . . who knows. . . .

buterbals113085 Wrote: TomTaz Wrote: buterbals113085 Wrote: I think Sub-Zero should get her. Both of them have kind os like the same personality. But for a good twist she could turn evil and hook up with Shao khan. buterbals113085, honestly, Shao Kahn? LOL Your hiliarious. Thought I must admit it would carry a large shock value, that's for damn sure. Yes it would LOL. It would make a pretty interesting story maybe. She could have been secretly in love with him when she thought he was her father!? never mind that would just be kind of nasty. Having a crush on her "father".

LOL,This sounds like what Janet Jackson said about her father.I found that very disgusting what she said.Dosent this sound like that Star Wars movie to you?When Java the hut kinapped that girl and had her chained up?

Java the hut=The Dragon King

The girl=Kitana

In the Jerry Springer studio...

Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry Springer: Hi and welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Today's topic: "I'm an Emperor with a secret!" With us today is Shao Khan, the Emperor of Outworld. Khan, why don't you tell us what's going on?

Shao Khan: Now, furst an' for mos', Jerry, ah love mah wife... But lately, things not been good in the bedroom so ah'm 'ere to tell 'er that ah'm seein' another woman!

Jerry Springer: Alright, let's bring out your wife, Sindel!

Sindel: *walks out onto the stage and sits down next to Shao Khan*

Jerry Springer: Well, Ms. Sindel, I think your husband has something to say to you...

Shao Khan: Sindel, we've been tah'gethur for thousands of yeeeers and I love you very much... But lately I've been cheatin' on yah...

Sindel: *stands up screaming* WHAT THE ****!? You're CHEATING ON ME!?

Shao Khan: You dun excite meh' in tha' bedroom no more so I gots ta' find me some new booty!

Audience: *chants* You are a whore! You are a whore!

Sindel: Who are you cheating with?! >O

Jerry Springer: We actually have her here today, let's bring her out!

Kitana: *runs out onto the stage screaming random obsceneties as the a bell sound effect dings*

Sindel: WHAT THE?! *starts fighting with Kitana but gets seperated by Steve, the muscle of the show*

Jerry Springer: *as everybody sits back down* So, Kitana... You're sleeping with your father?

Kitana: Yes I am! Momma don't pleasure him no more so I show my daddy what a real woman is!

Audience: *chants* Whore! Whore! Whore!

Kitana: *stands up and yells at the crowd* Y'all dun know me! Y'all dun know me! >_<

Sindel: *jumps out of her seat and attacks Kitana but gets seperated by Steve again*

Kitana: I've got daddy! Take your skank ass somewhere else!

Sindel: You can have each other, I found my man! =D *drapes her arms over Steve*

Steve: ^_^;;

Audience: *chants* Steve! Steve! Steve!

Jerry Springer: Oy, we'll be back after the break...

The_Truth Wrote: In the Jerry Springer studio... Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry Springer: Hi and welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Today's topic: "I'm an Emperor with a secret!" With us today is Shao Khan, the Emperor of Outworld. Khan, why don't you tell us what's going on? Shao Khan: Now, furst an' for mos', Jerry, ah love mah wife... But lately, things not been good in the bedroom so ah'm 'ere to tell 'er that ah'm seein' another woman! Jerry Springer: Alright, let's bring out your wife, Sindel! Sindel: *walks out onto the stage and sits down next to Shao Khan*.......................

LOL that is hilarious!! haha i loved it. Really interesting. AWESOME! Just imagine if someone made this into a SPRITE COMIC.

The_Truth Wrote: In the Jerry Springer studio... Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry Springer: Hi and welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Today's topic: "I'm an Emperor with a secret!" With us today is Shao Khan, the Emperor of Outworld. Khan, why don't you tell us what's going on? Shao Khan: Now, furst an' for mos', Jerry, ah love mah wife... But lately, things not been good in the bedroom so ah'm 'ere to tell 'er that ah'm seein' another woman! Jerry Springer: Alright, let's bring out your wife, Sindel! Sindel: *walks out onto the stage and sits down next to Shao Khan* Jerry Springer: Well, Ms. Sindel, I think your husband has something to say to you... Shao Khan: Sindel, we've been tah'gethur for thousands of yeeeers and I love you very much... But lately I've been cheatin' on yah... Sindel: *stands up screaming* WHAT THE ****!? You're CHEATING ON ME!? Shao Khan: You dun excite meh' in tha' bedroom no more so I gots ta' find me some new booty! Audience: *chants* You are a whore! You are a whore! Sindel: Who are you cheating with?! >O Jerry Springer: We actually have her here today, let's bring her out! Kitana: *runs out onto the stage screaming random obsceneties as the a bell sound effect dings* Sindel: WHAT THE?! *starts fighting with Kitana but gets seperated by Steve, the muscle of the show* Jerry Springer: *as everybody sits back down* So, Kitana... You're sleeping with your father? Kitana: Yes I am! Momma don't pleasure him no more so I show my daddy what a real woman is! Audience: *chants* Whore! Whore! Whore! Kitana: *stands up and yells at the crowd* Y'all dun know me! Y'all dun know me! >_ Sindel: *jumps out of her seat and attacks Kitana but gets seperated by Steve again* Kitana: I've got daddy! Take your skank ass somewhere else! Sindel: You can have each other, I found my man! =D *drapes her arms over Steve* Steve: ^_^;; Audience: *chants* Steve! Steve! Steve! Jerry Springer: Oy, we'll be back after the break...

ROFLMFAO, that truly brings back memories of jerry springer, HAHAHA, it matches it perfectly. Recently theres alot of insane stuff happening on the show, its crazy.

The_Truth Wrote: In the Jerry Springer studio... Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry Springer: Hi and welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Today's topic: "I'm an Emperor with a secret!" With us today is Shao Khan, the Emperor of Outworld. Khan, why don't you tell us what's going on? Shao Khan: Now, furst an' for mos', Jerry, ah love mah wife... But lately, things not been good in the bedroom so ah'm 'ere to tell 'er that ah'm seein' another woman! Jerry Springer: Alright, let's bring out your wife, Sindel! Sindel: *walks out onto the stage and sits down next to Shao Khan* Jerry Springer: Well, Ms. Sindel, I think your husband has something to say to you... Shao Khan: Sindel, we've been tah'gethur for thousands of yeeeers and I love you very much... But lately I've been cheatin' on yah... Sindel: *stands up screaming* WHAT THE ****!? You're CHEATING ON ME!? Shao Khan: You dun excite meh' in tha' bedroom no more so I gots ta' find me some new booty! Audience: *chants* You are a whore! You are a whore! Sindel: Who are you cheating with?! >O Jerry Springer: We actually have her here today, let's bring her out! Kitana: *runs out onto the stage screaming random obsceneties as the a bell sound effect dings* Sindel: WHAT THE?! *starts fighting with Kitana but gets seperated by Steve, the muscle of the show* Jerry Springer: *as everybody sits back down* So, Kitana... You're sleeping with your father? Kitana: Yes I am! Momma don't pleasure him no more so I show my daddy what a real woman is! Audience: *chants* Whore! Whore! Whore! Kitana: *stands up and yells at the crowd* Y'all dun know me! Y'all dun know me! >_ Sindel: *jumps out of her seat and attacks Kitana but gets seperated by Steve again* Kitana: I've got daddy! Take your skank ass somewhere else! Sindel: You can have each other, I found my man! =D *drapes her arms over Steve* Steve: ^_^;; Audience: *chants* Steve! Steve! Steve! Jerry Springer: Oy, we'll be back after the break...

OMG LMAO, I can't stop Laughing Truth this is great. *wipes Tear away from laughing so hard* Definitly sprite comic material.

I like the Rick James Theory.Long Live Johnny Cage.

Actually, I was always a Subby-Kitana fan. But, well, now Subby's looking old (and I still don't know why?) Fatality.

Jax has a better chance than anyone else.