MUAY THAI HAS PWNED CHAOS THEORY, MAVERICK, AND THE REST OF THE KON SCRUBS
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MUAY THAI HAS PWNED CHAOS THEORY, MAVERICK, AND THE REST OF THE KON SCRUBS
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posted07/15/2007 02:24 PM (UTC)byMember Since
07/15/2007 06:18 AM (UTC)
listen up bitches,
muay thai owns all of you mother fuckers, but lately with my skills in the art of muay thai i've pwned chaos theory, who has a 2 inch penis. maverick, whose mother sucks in the sack, and all of the kon clan, who are all a bunch of vaginas....
p.s. i fucked all of you sisters, mothers, grandmothers, and great grandmothers
MUAY THAI!!!!, bitches
muay thai owns all of you mother fuckers, but lately with my skills in the art of muay thai i've pwned chaos theory, who has a 2 inch penis. maverick, whose mother sucks in the sack, and all of the kon clan, who are all a bunch of vaginas....
p.s. i fucked all of you sisters, mothers, grandmothers, and great grandmothers
MUAY THAI!!!!, bitches


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lol ^ who the fuck is this kingmob's brother ? lol .
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i have no brothers, but some of you maybe my kids...


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MUAYTHAIEMPEROR Wrote:
i have no brothers, but some of you maybe my kids...
i have no brothers, but some of you maybe my kids...
ohhhh so your kingmob's father . that makes perfect sense .
whos his mother ? or is this one of those 2 dad's situations .
p.s thread closed coming soon
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i think its
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Well fuck me. What did I do? I don't even know this fucker...
Oh wait! I remember. This is the douchebag that can't stand the fact that Jean Claude Van Damme whooped the shit out of Tong Po and his Muay Thai bullshit in the movie, "Kickboxer".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cETRi5X8BVA
^^ That's why I laugh at "Muay Thai". Notice how Van Damme gets his ass kicked trying to do that Muay Thai chicken shit. Then he decides to use a REAL fighting style and he beats his ass.
Van Damme'll fuck it up.
Alright, I'm done with this douchebag before I even get started. You can spam my name all you want; you won't get anything else out of me. There's just one thing, though..... How the hell did you guess that about my dick?
Oh wait! I remember. This is the douchebag that can't stand the fact that Jean Claude Van Damme whooped the shit out of Tong Po and his Muay Thai bullshit in the movie, "Kickboxer".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cETRi5X8BVA
^^ That's why I laugh at "Muay Thai". Notice how Van Damme gets his ass kicked trying to do that Muay Thai chicken shit. Then he decides to use a REAL fighting style and he beats his ass.
Van Damme'll fuck it up.
Alright, I'm done with this douchebag before I even get started. You can spam my name all you want; you won't get anything else out of me. There's just one thing, though..... How the hell did you guess that about my dick?
I just watched this movie the other day.
Van Damme was using Muay Thai through out the whole movie...
That last fight where he whupped Tong Po's ass.... Karate ? I dunno.
All I know is that in real life... Tong Po probably would have won. Did you see the part where he rapidly punched Van Damme in the face (10X at least) ? Funniest, corniest beating I've ever seen
Then he does the same shit to his stomach. Shit cracked me up.
Then.. Ong Bak is one of the sickest action movies out there.
I dunno.. I'm just gonna watch this thread. Shits gonna be funny just like on MKAC back in the days. LOL
Van Damme was using Muay Thai through out the whole movie...
That last fight where he whupped Tong Po's ass.... Karate ? I dunno.
All I know is that in real life... Tong Po probably would have won. Did you see the part where he rapidly punched Van Damme in the face (10X at least) ? Funniest, corniest beating I've ever seen
Then he does the same shit to his stomach. Shit cracked me up.
Then.. Ong Bak is one of the sickest action movies out there.
I dunno.. I'm just gonna watch this thread. Shits gonna be funny just like on MKAC back in the days. LOL
Heres Muay Thai in action though... I wouldnt say its chicken shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbrYiy3Xe_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk7O8ELJDvU
Not defending that scrub MUAYTHAIEMPEROR... just showing whats up.
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MuayThai emporere...I am just adding you to the now growing list of peeps who are on Mavs jock you are joining a distinct group JTF, Arcade, Bonethugs and Harmony Mesofly, MKFeldgod, Redsaleen among others....my suggestion is wait on line. BTW what is your gamertag so I can rip into your punk ass if I see online.
@Chaos and Arcade....sorry unfortuneately I will have to side with Arcade on this one....if there is one stand-up fighting style to learn...Muay Thai is it. It makes use of fists, legs, knees and elbows. Is effective at longrange and in close...plus it incorporates dirty boxing (ie the clinch). Although a pure Muay Thai fighter is suspeptible to a good grappler...as far as stand up fighting a pure Muay Thai fighter would rip up a Tae Kwon do, Karate, kung fu and even kempo fighter. Those vids illustrated this perfectly. It was funny to watch the TKD guys throw weak kicks after the Muay Thai guy rip his legs apart. TKD hasnt figured out that if you cant walk you cant kick. Low round kicks to the leg are more effective than fancy high kicks or spinning kicks. They are quicker, harder to defend and leave a lasting sting. Those vids didnt even show the clinch...if one of those muay thai fighters got those TKD guys in the clinch..it would have been over in 5 secs....kick to leg, knee to gut, elbow or knee to the face....if you dont know about it...it will catch you.
@Chaos and Arcade....sorry unfortuneately I will have to side with Arcade on this one....if there is one stand-up fighting style to learn...Muay Thai is it. It makes use of fists, legs, knees and elbows. Is effective at longrange and in close...plus it incorporates dirty boxing (ie the clinch). Although a pure Muay Thai fighter is suspeptible to a good grappler...as far as stand up fighting a pure Muay Thai fighter would rip up a Tae Kwon do, Karate, kung fu and even kempo fighter. Those vids illustrated this perfectly. It was funny to watch the TKD guys throw weak kicks after the Muay Thai guy rip his legs apart. TKD hasnt figured out that if you cant walk you cant kick. Low round kicks to the leg are more effective than fancy high kicks or spinning kicks. They are quicker, harder to defend and leave a lasting sting. Those vids didnt even show the clinch...if one of those muay thai fighters got those TKD guys in the clinch..it would have been over in 5 secs....kick to leg, knee to gut, elbow or knee to the face....if you dont know about it...it will catch you.
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btw Arcade I looked at the other site that misses me so much at has dedicated a thread to me....seems you talk big when I cant talk back...this is why you are a punk. Also good to see you have sided with the only guy who is a bigger dick than you are....good job...see i dont need to put it in big letters...F-Arcade!!! nuff said.
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Allow me to offer some friendly assistance... via the age old shaolin technique of copy and paste:
*clears throat*
According to wikipedia:
In English, punctuation is vital to disambiguate the meaning of sentences. For example, "Woman, without her man, is nothing." and "Woman: without her, man is nothing." have greatly different meanings, as do "Eats shoots and leaves" and "Eats, shoots and leaves".
The rules of punctuation vary with language, location, register, and time, and are constantly evolving. Certain aspects of punctuation are stylistic, and thus the author's (or editor's) choice. Tachygraphic language forms, such as those used in online chat and text messages, may have wildly different rules.
The earliest writing had no capitalization, no spaces, and no punctuation marks. So long as it was restricted to a limited range of topics (initially, recording business transactions), this worked. Expanding the use of writing to more abstract concepts required some way to disambiguate meanings. Until the eighteenth century, punctuation was principally an aid to reading aloud; after that time its development was as a mechanism for ensuring that the text made sense when read silently.
Bah... I'm actually a bit busy right now, so I'll just give you a link.
And who knows what other shortcomings you may be dealing with. But hey, don't worry about it, pal. If Hooked on Phonics worked for me, I wager it can work for you too. So cheer up and keep a stiff upper lip, cause... you too can achieve.
-_-
Now go troll somewhere else s'il vous plaît. We really want to head off certified (by your poetic and Shakespeare inspired post) from joining up and causing problems here on the boards. So... have a coke and a smile.
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