Orgasm

I've already reserved and payed off the Kollector's Edition version on Xbox with Baraka on the front at GameStop. First, I'll play and beat arcade mode, and then, I really don't know. I'll play MK 1 later.

Ya i payed off Premium/Strategy guide I'm good to go.
Now I need the online connection cans omeone tell me how to get it??

The first thing ill do is play it

I think im gonna play konquest mode.

I'll un-wrap it...then I'll plug my controller into the xbox, then I'll press the power button...then place the cd in...then I'll......this is lame

Step 1: Turn game on.
Step 2: Change pants.
Step 3: Unlock some characters.
Step 4: Destroy my friend.
Step 5: Unlock everyone else.
Step 6: Destroy my other friends.
Step 7: Take on the world.

...Open Package exam collector card, flip through manual.
...enable my online Krypt Database to the public.
...Then
MK1 -
Subzero Fatality
Raiden Fatality
Kano Fatality
Test Your Might
Johnny Cage split punch on Liu Kang, then Fatality
Liu Kang Fatality on the Pit stage for 2 in 1 with a double flawless no block and then fight Reptile.
Then once all that is done and it is as accurate to the arcade as they say it is, dive into MKD.
Probably start with a couple quick matches with normal characters and get my ass worked. Then move on to Konquest and learn all the characters.

I'll sell it to a foolish MKfan for sixty dollars.

Unwrap it. Then eat the CD.
Buy another one later....and eat it....

I'm going to play it when i get it. Yes, I know it's not original as "crapping my pants" or "having an orgasm" like other memebers have said, but it's the truth.
-Fuj

try to stop myself from ejaculating long enough to get the disc into the PS2.

play it?

err i meant wha are you gonna do first when you play the game