I am Ed Boon's SPOKESMAN thank you for reading and thank you for making MK a huge success.
There is no superunlockables but we were joking before and now we didnt realize how much the jokes bothered you and apologize, but MK7 is not in the works yet but we should conclude SU's for you to enjoy. Also for those of you mad MK:Deception didnt have any extra characters will be happy to know that rain is in MK:D for gamecube to complete the ninja roster for the new engine, excluding reptile. Fujin, Styker, Sareena are also new fighters in the gamecube MK:D, two new levels the frozen catacombs and IceWorm stages were added to MK:D for gamecube. (this was said by ED BOON now for the jokes)
My jokes weren't funny when i told the MK team to say yes no , and maybe because we knew you would ask us those questions, and i am also an asshole for trying to make you buy the gamecube version of MK after you spent 50 dollars, NO WAIT 60 dollars on an MK game, one of the most expensive games for Ps2 since SOCOM, except SOCOM is better online cause its 16 players and the game didnt last you a day like MK:deception.
As a matter of fact when i told everybody i was ED BOOn while playing SOCOM Us navy seals online, everybody threw a grenade at me.
There is no superunlockables but if you consider the living forest tree with my ugly ass face on it, then yes there is a superunlockable but you dont get to play as it, You get to see it.
Oh yea the witch on the Pit LEVEL is also a superunlockable.
Why didnt i make the portal stage better by fighting smoke when dan forden said toasty and why didnt i make the pit level where you get a double flawless victory without using blocks to fight reptile is beyond me, the truth is I am shinnoks Bitch and shinnok sucks major ass as a final boss but he held me hostage with a fake amulet in the back of my head and make me make him the final boss for MK4.
The truth is guys, i am not bill clinton i did not have sexual relationships with THAT woman, BUT i was caught smoking crack before the interview and got so stoned, no rephrase that, the MK team WE got so stoned that we told you yes no maybe hmmmmmmm lol hmmmm.
The truth is the answer was no. No puzzle fighters either, but something cool guys!!!!!!!! you can see the MK2 shang tsung and the MK1 old version of shang tsung in the courtyard and deadpool stages!!!!!!!! and the MKDA shang tsung in konquest mode cough* netherrealm.
So there you have it, Hope my apology about the questions was accepted and u have no sense of humor and cant laugh, of course we only found it funny cause we were stoned.
Your Stoned friend,
Ed BOON's spokesman