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virgins in mortal kombat deception?
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posted06/30/2004 04:45 AM (UTC)by
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mamaw
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06/17/2004 06:28 PM (UTC)
who do you think are virgins in mkd? who do you think are sexually active? who do you think are having affair with fellow kombatants? rumors are said that in mkd, baraka and mileena are doing it, jax, mavado and kano are ganging up sonya, johny cage and kung lao are seeing each other privately and doing it as well, li mei and moloch do it some time now and of course the infamous cyborg/ninja orgies between sektor, cyrax, smoke, ermack, munay and kitana! imo these are just rumors. who ever spread this is sick!
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salbeinit
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 •06/30/2004 04:02 AM (UTC) •
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well i cant say that its important
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DMitch
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 •06/30/2004 04:04 AM (UTC) •
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LOL, could sure use some good laugh.

Who's Munay by the way?
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queve
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 •06/30/2004 04:10 AM (UTC) •
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AWESOME THREAD.

You know, I had never thought about this before, but, who might be virgin in Mortal Kombat???

If they have been sexually involved, I say:

Sonya and Johnny Cage.

Cyrax and Sektor.

Sub-Zero and Frost.

Kitana and Liu Kang.

Liu Kang and Kung Lao.

Johnny Cage and Kesnhi.

Mileena and Baraka.

Scorpion and......yuck, never mind.

But seriously, of all the characters in mk, I can only think of 1 natural virgin, and that is Rayden. For some reason, I think this god has never had a taste of sex in his life and the afterlife as well.
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ElDeR_GoD
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 •06/30/2004 04:14 AM (UTC) •
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The person who made that rumor was either horny, lonely, or just a practical pervert. This doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
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Toxik
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 •06/30/2004 04:16 AM (UTC) •
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is the point of this thread to creat rumors??? wink
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NoObSaIbOt777
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"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

 •06/30/2004 04:25 AM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
is the point of this thread to creat rumors???


No, the point is a cheap laugh, which I love by the way.
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 •06/30/2004 04:25 AM (UTC) •
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dont think kung lao and liu are getting it done but i can see johnny getting sonya done. (shivers and what not because of digust) anyway wierd mkd thread. at least its not that bad.
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Toxik
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 •06/30/2004 04:30 AM (UTC) •
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ok, then...

I can't think of any virgin though...???
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NoObSaIbOt777
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"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

 •06/30/2004 04:33 AM (UTC) •
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Sheeva duh, shes so freaking ugly, i doubt she ever got laid in her entire painful and thankfully short life.
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DMitch
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 •06/30/2004 04:40 AM (UTC) •
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Sheeva looks like my elementary school gym teacher and she has 7 kids.
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MetadragonX
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 •06/30/2004 04:41 AM (UTC) •
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NoObSaIbOt777 Wrote:
Sheeva duh, shes so freaking ugly, i doubt she ever got laid in her entire painful and thankfully short life.

I'd take a ride with her. LOL.
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~Crow~
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 •06/30/2004 04:45 AM (UTC) •
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This is a very nonsensical topic... and I see no reason why this thread should remain open.

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