No because I'm walking in my underware down the street, what are the odds? I dont know but I was just playing with my x-lax. Maybe we can all sit by the campfire and tell stories of our past while the ants begin to eat our roasted marshmallows. how am I doing it? hi i was just taking a shower and thought it would be a good idea to wipe my butthole with some aftershave cologne. How do you make it go to the right stop sign? Why dont you go to th mall with sally and we can stay here and talk about the new dead house movie and how i scared your little sister when I dressed up as freddy crouger for halloween. I dont go to walls for oxygen the trees provide enough air for me.z:o

Krueger. Freddy Krueger.

Ya, whatever. anyways, before I get this party started let's say the mko pledge shall we? who would like to do the honors of saying the mko pledge?
I will

I pledge allegiance to the great mko site, one death, under siege, immortality, silence, and bloodcake for all!!!!! whoohoo!!! whoohoo!!!!

KC & JoJo - Last Night's Letter.

Stop making stupid threads, newbie!

I know, this thread sucks my bald-headed-granny's purple nipples. CLOSE IT....

Radiohead - Creep

Isn't Radiohead the same band that felt sorry for scott tenderman because he had cancer in his ass on South Park comedy central? HAHAHA that episode was funny!!LOL

RadioHead - 2+2=5 plz.

Tupac - Changes

Changes

Come on come on I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black
my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch
Cops give a damn about a negro pull the trigger kill a nigga he's a hero
Give crack to the kids who the hell cares one less ugly mouth on the welfare
First ship 'em dope & let 'em deal the brothers
give 'em guns step back watch 'em kill each other
It's time to fight back that's what Huey said
2 shots in the dark now Huey's dead
I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other We gotta start makin' changes
learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers
and that's how it's supposed to be
How can the Devil take a brother if he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we played as kids
but things changed, and that's the way it is

-

Come on come on That's just the way it is Things'll never be the same
That's just the way it is aww yeah
I see no changes all I see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under I wonder what it takes to make this
one better place, let's erase the wasted
Take the evil out the people they'll be acting right
'cause both black and white is smokin' crack tonight
and only time we chill is when we kill each other
it takes skill to be real, time to heal each other
And although it seems heaven sent We ain't ready, to see a black President, uhh
It ain't a secret don't conceal the fact
the penitentiary's packed, and it's filled with blacks
But some things will never change
try to show another way but you stayin' in the dope game
Now tell me what's a mother to do bein' real don't appeal to the brother in you
You gotta operate the easy way
"I made a G today" But you made it in a sleazy way
sellin' crack to the kid. " I gotta get paid,"
Well hey, well that's the way it is

-

We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
And still I see no changes can't a brother get a little peace
It's war on the streets & the war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me
And I ain't never did a crime I ain't have to do
But now I'm back with the blacks givin' it back to you
Don't let 'em jack you up, back you up, crack you up and pimp slap you up
You gotta learn to hold ya own
they get jealous when they see ya with ya mobile phone
But tell the cops they can't touch this
I don't trust this when they try to rush I bust this
That's the sound of my tool you say it ain't cool my mama didn't raise no fool
And as long as I stay black I gotta stay strapped & I never get to lay back
'Cause I always got to worry 'bout the pay backs
some buck that I roughed up way back comin' back after all these years
rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat that's the way it is uhh

^^ You are poetic.

Twiztid - Fall Apart.

way away-yellowcard

I like it when newbies call each other newbies. Very entertaining.

Hypocrites in general are rather entertaining

That one was just on tonight, along with the Mr Jefferson one ;)

jamheads41 Wrote: Isn't Radiohead the same band that felt sorry for scott tenderman because he had cancer in his ass on South Park comedy central? HAHAHA that episode was funny!!LOL

Komm Susser Todd

Soccer Practice
by Gay Pimp

Album :


Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey bro
Hey buddy
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Yea
Uh I don't know dude
I like to do manly things
You know just manly guys
Do manly things
You know what I mean?
Listen
I like to do manly things
But
I like baby to do them with you
I was thinking we could go do
Something dirty
Yea
Da da da da Dirty
yea
Dirty? Well like what?
Sorta like soccer practice
With the water polo team
Do some track and field
On the football green
Go to the locker room
Do some weight training
It would be real hot
Join the army
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc Soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc
I'm a dirty frat boy
On a dirty soccer team
Go into the locker room
after wrestling
I'm a dirty frat boy
on a dirty soccer team
go into the locker room
after wrestling
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
with soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
it would be real hot
if we join the army
marines air force of course
YES SIR
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Hey buddy
Hey Bro
Hey dude Hey dude Hey dude
Soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
dude it would be real hot
join the army
soccer practice oooh
soccer practice
get a cold
shower
do it now
for your coach
oh oh oh
soccer practice
oooh
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
wait a minute dude
you're not talking about joining the army or soccer practice at all are you?
You're right
I'm not
Alright boys, shower up

slipknot t3h namel3ss !!!

I'll have to say "At Dawn They Sleep" by Slayer, because even though the lyrics are about vampires, the song title basically describes me. I'm more of a night person than a morning person, so At Dawn, I Sleep (literally)!

Mad World (the Gary Jules cover)

"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."

The Only One...By Melissa Ethridge

Christophe Beck - Sacrifice

Seether-Broken

Venetian Snares - This Bitter Earth