Dont scroll down or acknowledge the answer if its on the screen, read and mentally answer the question first, then scroll or recognize the answer. 1. WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
















ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW
AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T
HANDLE LIFE.... IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE
PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2






2. SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK"..... WHAT DO
COWS DRINK?






















ANSWER: "WATER" IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I
SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT
MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE OVER-TAXED AND YOU
NEED A HOLIDAY... MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD? IF
YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ON TO QUESTION 3.







3. IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF
BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
























ANSWER: "GLASS." IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT
THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE
QUESTIONS????!!!! IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE
PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 4.






4. TWENTY YEARS AGO, A PLANE WAS FLYING AT 20,000 FT.
OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES
FAILED. THE PILOT, REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING
ENGINE WAS FAILING ALSO, DECIDED TO TRY A CRASH
LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILED
BEFORE HE HAD TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHED SMACK-BANG IN
THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND," THE LAND BETWEEN EAST
GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN
WALL. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS, IN EAST
GERMANY, WEST GERMANY, OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
























ANSWER: NOWHERE; YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS." IF YOU
SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS ANSWER PLEASE NEVER FLY,
YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE CORRECT ANSWER THEN CARRY ON TO
QUESTION 5.







5. IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A
DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE
HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?























ANSWER: "1 DEGREE." IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR
ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE CORRECT ANSWER, MAY I
CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR....BUT BE HONEST
WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST
AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST
QUESTION.







6. WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR...... YOU ARE DRIVING
A BUS FROM LONDON
TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES). IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON
THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF AND 9 PEOPLE GET
ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF AND 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF AND 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN
SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF AND 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN
CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF AND 3 PEOPLE GET ON. THE
BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT..... WHAT
WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?






















ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE

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