*Loads gun* Sorry but im gonna have to do this... *BANG*

Talking like a pirate isnt really funny when its over the internent and your reading.But if you keep going,when someone can hear you,its funny.Or annoying,either way can be fun sometimes.

Also, I got to arr add this.

Pirates>Ninjas

Ninjas up, pirates down

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. when he sits down the bartender says "whats with the steering wheel sticking out of your pants" and the pirate respondes "arr, its driving me nuts."

"Tina!"

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"Watch this."

"this is it jennifer your big break in TV. WELCOME TO PRIME TIME BITCH."

I've had a link to that site in my MSN profile for as long as i can remember.

Last year on talk like a pirate day i said "Arrr" in response to a question my math teacher asked me and received a rather nice "shut up you idiot" look from her, at which point i pulled out the ol' "wink and gun", and almost got detention for.
The amount of people that stare at you after making a pass at your fat, ugly, 60 year old math teacher is awesome.

Arrr, matey ! I'm quite overjoyed that it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, yarrr ! But it's much easier to talk like a pirate in rael life than on the internet. I reckon I'll be on me jolly way...

harharhar.

Arr! Me parrot shit on me shoulder!

May I plunder yer bouty, mate-ee?

born-again-vampire Wrote: May I plunder yer bouty, mate-ee?

Yarr, them be fightin' words. But I'll gladly plunder the booty of yer' girlfriend .

Arrrr...that's niiiice, thar she blows...

Avast Ye, some buccaneer wants to plunder Big Birtha's treasures! Shiver me Timbers! He'd rather Walk the Plank than get those diseases!

TheTinMan2005 Wrote: born-again-vampire Wrote: May I plunder yer bouty, mate-ee? Yarr, them be fightin' words. But I'll gladly plunder the booty of yer' girlfriend . Arrrr...that's niiiice, thar she blows...

Well I'm an acctual pirate... I got proof...

I download music right? downloading music supports communism... Cuba is communist right? and people are always asking me if I am Cuban so I must be a pirate by association...

1000 pirates could not beat 1000 ninjas buddy...

"H4xxorz!!""1337"

Internet pirate!

My Pirate Name is:

Hobblin' Iggy Dawkins

it should be... 'avoids the battle thread'...

It should be wait till my Steelers is done playin..

NeoScorpion Wrote: it should be... 'avoids the battle thread'...

Arrr...me pirate name be...

Smarmy Hank Drake

NeoScorpion Wrote: Well I'm an acctual pirate... I got proof... I download music right? downloading music supports communism... Cuba is communist right? and people are always asking me if I am Cuban so I must be a pirate by association... 1000 pirates could not beat 1000 ninjas buddy...

Arr ye be foolin' yerself, a band of just 10 pirates could defeat 1,000 nijas and send 'em straight to Davie jone's locker. And you don't wanna be there young lad, ye will be forced to listen to Monkies songs fer all of eternity!!

Arr, it seems Talk like a pirate day is almost over land lubbers.

Then it is back to sea.

Shiver me timbers I can't wait to get back...

I entered my real name in the pirate name thing and got:

Keel-Haulin' Harley Dagger

I have no idea how it got that either.Wierd thing. Also I just entered Rabid Wolverine and got:Pirate Syd the Bald. This thing is wierd.

TheTinMan2005 Wrote: Arrr...me pirate name be... Smarmy Hank Drake Arr ye be foolin' yerself, a band of just 10 pirates could defeat 1,000 nijas and send 'em straight to Davie jone's locker. And you don't wanna be there young lad, ye will be forced to listen to Monkies songs fer all of eternity!!

You do know the monkeys didn't write their own songs...

Me pirate is:

Pirate Baird the Bald

WTF?

YAY! One hour and 48 min untill this shitty international day is over