OMG OMG I just remembered My b-day is july 12 and im all omg thats tomorrow omg omg omg how can i forget my own birthday ok i gotta invite friends... first i gotta find some friends ok can you guys come naw you dunno know where i live I WONT TELL YOU omg this is all messed someone help i gotta get clowns i gotta tget everything only someone in my neiborhood might get me a gift and its proably beer or something omg or anthrax which freaks me out so tomkorrow birthday whadda i do jeezus im freakin out IM TURNING 18! omg 18 already ill be an official aduly jeezus christ im scared holy freakout damdam what will i ever do i saw that one girl at the diner maybe ill invite her okay yea 1 down 10 to go ok how aoubt some of my co workers hmmm doesnt have many co workers jeezus im flippin out what about my cake ice cream or normal i cant decide 18 wow jeezus its my bday wtf is going on why am i typing all this shit maybe somday ill find out why does the moon look like cheese ben franklin is old 18 omg im flippin how about that hobo i saw on the street yea ill invite him hmm... who else is there yea ill invite that pole over there but its here so yea 3 down 7 to go im gonna flip out this will waste my life for some of you its already 12:00 which means its my birthday maybe i should buy like mkda instead of renting it aso many times what color is my underwear!!!??? hmm ill invite god but god is always here so yea 4 down