I watched it a few days ago, and felt I needed to calm myself down before coming here and talking about it. But oh where do I begin with this.

I honestly thought this movie would never come out. And just like the new Hellraiser movie, it should have just stayed in the can and on the shelf.

The opening credits drag out forever. And I know this is pointless stuff for someone to read what I'm talking about. But, if you watch the beginning of the movie, you will realize the problem here. For example. Opening credits begin, actor name comes up for about 6-9 seconds fade to black for about 10 more seconds, fade in to the movie for about 3-4 seconds and rinse and repeat about 20 times or so before the movie even really begins. I got so annoyed with this, I almost turned the movie off.

But ok, movie starts and you would think Boll would learn from his mistakes, but the man just keeps making new ones in movies. First, all the actors are just horrible. Clint Howard is funny in some stuff, but here the man just seems out of place and the lines he has, are just terrible. For a bloodrayne movie that seems like it wants to finally be a movie off the first game, I don't remember the storyline being this bad in the first game. I think Boll wants to be a porn Director. The man seems like he wants to put sex in movies where its just not suppose to be. And while I think lesbian sex scenes are hott, in this movie, I just wasn't interested in seeing it :(

Oh and btw, the movie is around 70 something minutes long, but if u count the end credits( which also drag out for about 10 mins) and the opening credits, which really, the movie itself, is really just above a hour and thats pathetic with a 10 million dollar budget if u can believe it.


I could go on about how bad the story is, and it is. Same with the horrible acting, special effects, poor ass directing, but I won't. Its better than the second Bloodrayne movie, but its still a pile of BS. I watched it, just hoping that he would finally do a decent movie and get it right for once, but I was wrong.

-1/10

Btw, the ending is stupid and leaves for a BR4. Sorry, I know this seems like a half ass review, but I honestly have nothing good to say about the movie or its actors in it. If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask and I will get back to you in here.