I work as a technician for a public school district here. The craziest thing that happened at my work was last year when I was put in charge of a special education program for troubled students as an extra duty. I was still required to do my normal computer tech job but was also required to help out the teacher of the special education program if she ever had trouble with her students. The students were there for behavioral issues and all had been either expelled or suspended from their regular high schools, so they were troubled kids. Well, one day one of the students went kind of crazy. He cut all of the phone wires in the building as well as all of the internet ethernet cat5 cables to the computers. He then started to run up and down the hallway, and when the teacher confronted him, he hit her. I was called in to try to get him under control. He began cussing me out, and took off. We called the cops on his ass, and he was arrested for assaulting a teacher. He's still in the juvenile detention center. It was fucked up, but something that I knew I'd have to deal with. I'm no longer in charge of that program, they found a new location for them where they're at an actual school site with a real principal now. The funniest part of all of this was that the kid acted like a total bad ass, saying fuck you, fuck this, fuck you guys, fuck the pigs, call the fucking pigs, I'll fucking beat their ass when they get here. Then the cop shows up and he's shitting bricks, and it was a female cop that showed up too.

Early August of 2010 I was senior line medic for my infantry company in Afghanistan. One of my platoon medics hurt his back so I stepped in for a mission. We got stuck out at a t-intersection with a company of Germans for five days in 100+ degree weather. On day three however an old Afghan man comes to our little gaggle fuck with his grand daughter - whom had third degree burns over half of her body which was consistent with child abuse. Specifically the little girl was dunked in boiling water as a punishment for something. The grandpa tries to act as if it was just an accident and that the girl accidentally spilled hot tea water on herself.

Either way they had gone to and been rejected help by the Hungarians - so the came to us. We did our best to stabalize the little girl. The platoon leader at the time tries to call in a MEDEVAC for the kid but initially gets denied. However the PL makes a huge scene on the radio and eventually manages to get a MEDEVAC. The girl and her grandpa get into the Blackhawk and get flown north to a level 2 treatment facility.

Baby girl dies a few hours later. Shitty experience that was.

Mexican shot himself in the hand with a nailgun and fell off the roof.

I work at a high risk juvenile correctional facility. Just to let you know right now kids are ten times worse than adults. They have more rights and they are babied and not treated like prisoners like they should be. Rehabilitation over punishment bullshit.

Anyway I show up to work one day and a Texas Ranger is standing by the fence. Apparently a youth had escaped through a hole cut in the fence. His mom had cut it open early in the morning. Now some of you probably don't know what a Texas Ranger is but when one shows up its because shit has hit the fan. Texas Rangers don't play no shit. So I'm listening to the story of how the kid escaped. At 6am he ran from line movement to the hole in the fence. Somehow his staff thought he was still in his room. He ran five miles north to hwy 82 where the dogs lost the scent. His mom must have picked him up there. This is the second time this youth has escaped. He ran from a halfway house when he only had three months to go. His mom helped him out with that one as well. The law slapped them on the wrist for it. Bad mistake. So right now I'm thinking damn they are outta state by now and are gonna be tough to catch. Boy was I wrong. His mom went bragging about it on Facebook, the law tracked it down somehow, went to Dallas Texas where they live originally, and bust the doors down picking up the mom, the escapee, his gf and bf. Yeah prison life made him bisexual.

Dumbest criminal fucks I have ever known. Now since his mom couldn't wait 6 months till his release date they are both facing up to 5 years in prison. Now they are going to prison where the COs arent gonna give a fuck wether they live, die, get raped, or starve. I didn't like the kid anyway.

That is so messed up. Please tell me you shot Gramps and left him to die in the sun. That is what that sick fuck deserves. Seriously- how can anyone be that sick?


Sorry you had to deal with that.

That is just......damn. Can't wait to hear what it's like for the troops in other areas.

A woman was stabbed 32 times with a Stanley knife, I had to give first aid, not a pleasant experience.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14507497

Received a BJ in the supply closet. Best. Manager. Ever.

One time, the power went out in the whole building and we got to leave work early.
IT WAS INSANE.

I fell in the trash compactor once.

All I could think of was "I need to get the fuck out of here QUICK" and "Final Destination"

lol