I'll be back...

Sonic Boom Sonic Boom Sonic Booooooooom.
I like that song for some reason......it's catchy.

I'm turn 20 in 1 week

Dude!!! I haven't seen you around here for months! Whatsup?

Xtactics:
YA RLY.
(LMAO BTW)

My roommate talks and moves in his sleep. I was up late studying last night and I hear him moan "Yeah! Fuck me!" I look over to him and he's....uh, well...assuming the receptive position.
Suffice it to say that I was amused.

I talk in my sleep too. It can be embarrassing.

I dream about pizza. That's how big of a glutton I am.

But pizza is a universal good

Let's now take a moment to look at my new sig...

Thanx go to redman.
Sasuke & Kain aren't so different from one another.
-Both of them are younger brothers.
-Both lost their parents thay were killed by their older brother.
-Both want to kill their older brother.
-Both have an outside influence on their actions. (Paul Bear for Kane, Orochimaru for Sasuke.)
The differences
-Kane's parents were killed in a fire, set by his older brother, the Undertaker.
-Sasuke' enitre clan was killed by his older brother, Itachi.
-Sasuke wasn't seriously burned as a child, thus forced to wear a mask.

With the taste of your lips I'm on a riiiide
You're Toxik, I'm slippin ova.
In my writing paper, I spelt Toxic as Toxik, and I got points taken off my final paper for that (and a few other) spelling errors.
Thanks a lot ya jerk >=-(

dun dun dun dun dan dun dun dan dun dun dan dun dan dun dun dan....

Sorry about that.

I saw my best friends Sister naked...the one i've had a crush on since i was 10...
I had to change my underwear...

plums are so sweet

That's what she said.... or, in this case, he said.

*sniff sniff*.... I smell teen spirit...

You're right, I am back.

What do you mean by 'receptive' position ?

DAMNIT IT'S TOXIC ! I thought it couldve been lucky but I wasnt thinking of the obvious ones lol

He had his butt up in the air. Not just laying on his stomach, but his butt was actually slightly raised. Definitely looked like he was waiting for some guy to pull up to his bumper. Too bad he isn't my type...

Oh i see... THAT kind of receptive position...

I was going to say I wish my roommate was a female moaning and begging for sex in her sleep, but nah, that is just weird.

Does anyone else rock the shit out of their spreadsheets when they sleep? Every goddamn time I wake up, it's like Godzilla literally fucked my bed. Pillows on the floor, blankets on top of the T.V., bedspread is half-on/half-off.. and worst of all, I wake up sleeping horizontally on my bed.
The hell is wrong with me?

I wonder how far away your television is from your bed. I usually wake up in a pile of wet drool and it's kind of gross. Do you ever fall on to the floor? It only happens to me when I go to bed really scared of falling out of bed in my sleep.