It's all right.

(Unless your single vote would've been counted as 79,187 votes, in which case, I damn you to hell!)

Love The Way You Lie Part 2... FUCK YES! <3

Every roommate I've ever had snores so fucking obnoxiously. Why?

Whenever I share a bed with a friend or have a girl spend the night, do they snore? No. But the kid I'm stuck sharing a room with all semester? He snores. Always. Every year. Every semester. What. The. Fuck.

If he snores loud enough to wake you up throw shit at him until he rolls over. Or you could smother him to death.

I feel like it's just nicer to quietly vent on a forum than to disturb him. I guess as long as one of us is getting a good night of sleep, it's all right.

WIll be watching Cirque du Soleil's LOVE show tonight.
Tomorrow, my friend and I will head to LA!

That's one way to go about it sure but sometimes dude, it helps to be more like Conan and less like Gandhi. Seriously though the "hurl random objects approach" works because A. The person snoring is asleep and unaware that they sound like a saw mill, and B. Rolling over will open up their breathing as they adjust.

I'm not saying you have to try and hurt the guy, just make him adjust his position.

Stop lying. You posted this at 9:33 AM. Lying liar! >:-[

billie jan, is not my lover, BAM

I snore like a champion

You know I consider myself a pretty laidback guy when it comes to film Sequels, Reboots and Remakes but Silent Hill 2 in 3D?

Fuck that.

I isn't lying, I's telling the truth!

Puis tu me laisses rien de chez vous en souvenir?

you spelled Jean wrong

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

No he was referring to Billie Jan, the horribly disfigured and elephantitis afflicted twin sister of Billie Jean that they keep locked in the basement. Don't worry, Billie Jan is not my lover either as I usually avoid sexual encounters with women who eat bugs and paint murals with their own feces... usually.

Gewd news, themortalkombat.com boards should be up by next week.

Hopefully that means this place will be at least somewhat readable again, then.

Dubstep said it best....

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I can't wait for

Watching Youtube videos with captions on is the best thing in the world.

Quote:

"It may not be one of the most famous NES titles that everyone owned in their collection, actually it was the kind of game you rent from a video store on a weekend..."

Captions:

It may not be the most famous next thing is titles that everyone on the new collection, this is the kind of Kenya read from the biggest or what"

YES.

Why did Helen Keller burn her hand?

She tried to read the waffle iron.

HA!

Man, the things Hellen would say now if she knew what you said...

hint: asiof#@R:kjd;a

Has anyone else seen the trailer for Sucker Punch? I saw it when I saw Due Date and man does it look trippy