Now I know women can be strange creatures that think a man giving them their phone number is some sort of obvious sign the man wants to bang them, but men like friends too. So I find it disconcerting when I hand my phone number to a flaming lesbian and thats the first thing she assumes. Why the hell would I try to get in bed with someone everyone with an IQ above 70 knows just isn't going to happen?

FML today.

^^ I don't know man. Many guys will try, and some will succeed with lesbians. At least for one night, most likely involving alcohol. Sometimes with more than one girl at a time.

I never post in here. In fact I rarely venture outside of the MK9 forum.

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just wanted to see the scorpion image

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You know your ex treated you like crap most of the time when your primary thoughts about them center around beating them half to death.

Sprig Break is over and today we have school again.

To be honest, Half to death would be me being nice, and I think that way about a lot of people

Nah, it can demonstrate that you're simply an unstable and violent person.

Hope you actually had a break unlike me where mine consisted of filming, filming, homework, getting drunk for one day, beating a nasty hangover, and more filming...

Thought is different from action, at the end of the day I would never do that, but I have been hurt enough to think about it. Everyone has thought this about someone. Ex lovers, Former Presidents, shitty actors, etc.

I have never been grossed out by anything in the MK universe until I saw Kabal's new Vs pose. made my stomach turn a bit.

Sewn at the back, stitched on the top

Looks gnarly bro, though I must admit at first glance that looks like the far side of a highly abused vagina.

ease up on posting pics of well used pussy man.

Yeah... no.

My God... So many users...

I wonder if having a big butt makes it more comfortable to sit for extended periods of time. For some reason I am reminded of when I see some girls dance, specifically black girls, their asses seem to detach from their bodies and dance on their own. Mind you, sometimes this occurs while said girl is doing a headstand. Amazing.

I wish I had a bigger butt.
My ass hurts all the time. I have jack shit behind me.

HAHA! Man! I said the exact same thing to my friends! LOL Raggin' or something!