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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

06/08/2011 10:26 PM (UTC)
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I bought a new laptop today.

What a coincidence! I didn't!
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Icebaby
06/08/2011 11:34 PM (UTC)
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dibula Wrote:
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Is there a way to shut up someone who has a ginormous ego that isn't all that great, who thinks they're always right when they've been shown how wrong they are?

I haven't met this person yet, but my boyfriend has to put up with her in one of his summer classes, and some of the stuff she has to say, about him even about me when she's never even met me... How do you shut these people up?

That, and double stuffed Oreos... But I think more people care about the Oreos part than the ego-bitch... Meh, oh well.


Twat punch.


FALLCOOONNN CUNNNTTTT!


That would be epic... Twice the epicness if I could do that while performing a split like Cage does with his nutcracker.

Sadly I cannot do splits...
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FlamingTP
06/09/2011 12:41 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
dibula Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Is there a way to shut up someone who has a ginormous ego that isn't all that great, who thinks they're always right when they've been shown how wrong they are?

I haven't met this person yet, but my boyfriend has to put up with her in one of his summer classes, and some of the stuff she has to say, about him even about me when she's never even met me... How do you shut these people up?

That, and double stuffed Oreos... But I think more people care about the Oreos part than the ego-bitch... Meh, oh well.


Twat punch.


FALLCOOONNN CUNNNTTTT!


That would be epic... Twice the epicness if I could do that while performing a split like Cage does with his nutcracker.

Sadly I cannot do splits...


Sounds like a cunt punt is in order.
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06/09/2011 01:00 AM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Sounds like a cunt punt is in order.


Hmm... cunt punching or cunt punting? Punting would hurt a lot more than punching. And without the epic stylization of the punching, the punting would have to do.
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06/09/2011 04:06 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
Sounds like a cunt punt is in order.


Hmm... cunt punching or cunt punting? Punting would hurt a lot more than punching. And without the epic stylization of the punching, the punting would have to do.


It would not require the splits.
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06/09/2011 06:34 AM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
Sounds like a cunt punt is in order.


Hmm... cunt punching or cunt punting? Punting would hurt a lot more than punching. And without the epic stylization of the punching, the punting would have to do.


It would not require the splits.


Just don't get your foot stuck.
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Icebaby
06/09/2011 12:20 PM (UTC)
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dibula Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
Sounds like a cunt punt is in order.


Hmm... cunt punching or cunt punting? Punting would hurt a lot more than punching. And without the epic stylization of the punching, the punting would have to do.


It would not require the splits.


Just don't get your foot stuck.


Haha, eww...

On another note... THUNDERSTORM!!!
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06/09/2011 01:35 PM (UTC)
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maximus12
06/09/2011 03:01 PM (UTC)
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Anti jokes?
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

06/09/2011 05:45 PM (UTC)
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maximus12 Wrote:>Anti jokes?

Bait & Switch
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;) :p :( :l B) :O

06/09/2011 07:42 PM (UTC)
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Did anyone else here hate cyber sub-zeros ending it was just wierd and one of my least favorite endings.
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06/10/2011 01:16 AM (UTC)
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When I went to see Battle L.A. I looked a guy in the eye and he immediately says Battle L.A. was awesome. As I watching the movie I knew it was awesome but that guy ruined the movie.
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~Crow~
06/10/2011 01:41 AM (UTC)
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And it seems I'm getting smaller, every day I feel minute. Or is it you who's growing taller, and the world just follows suit?
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Icebaby
06/10/2011 01:55 AM (UTC)
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I'm a cannonball!!!
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FlamingTP
06/10/2011 04:34 AM (UTC)
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ich bin autobus


On another note I just bought my first gun. gonna take it out to the range tomorrow.
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Aw yeah, new MK!
06/10/2011 05:06 AM (UTC)
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

06/10/2011 06:03 AM (UTC)
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I graduated High School today... I feel so... unaccomplished...
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I am awesome.

06/10/2011 06:09 AM (UTC)
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I graduated High School today... I feel so... unaccomplished...

What a coincidence! I graduated too! Five years ago!
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06/10/2011 07:17 AM (UTC)
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I graduated High School today... I feel so... unaccomplished...


Congrats, enjoy college, but remember, no one who hires you is going to give a rats ass about your GPA. Keep that in mind.
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(Erik)
06/10/2011 02:57 PM (UTC)
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False. Your GPA is a big factor in landing internships. Internships are a big factor into landing a job. Good luck, bud.
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

06/10/2011 04:03 PM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
I graduated High School today... I feel so... unaccomplished...


Congrats, enjoy college, but remember, no one who hires you is going to give a rats ass about your GPA. Keep that in mind.

Well I ended up with a 2.3 GPA... don't know(or at this point care) what that means, but... yeah, 2.3
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Skype: Kyzonxin 3DS: 3866-8042-6393 ha ha ha haaaaaa jack my swaggggggggggg

06/10/2011 05:03 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
Sounds like a cunt punt is in order.


Hmm... cunt punching or cunt punting? Punting would hurt a lot more than punching. And without the epic stylization of the punching, the punting would have to do.


I believe a Mountain Goat to the Cooch is in order for that girl!
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Chan_Ming
06/10/2011 09:32 PM (UTC)
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My friend got me extremely drunk last night and we went on chatroulette. I had never been on it before... really weird and creepy. Surprisingly saw no penises. I think that's either bullshit or a blessing.
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The boy kicked out at the world. The world kicked back a lot fuckin' harder.

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06/10/2011 11:29 PM (UTC)
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I been writing down ideas for songs for while now but most of them like a hitlist people I don't like or treated me like crap. Rest are either about having good time or hopless love.
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Icebaby
06/10/2011 11:37 PM (UTC)
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Chan_Ming Wrote:
My friend got me extremely drunk last night and we went on chatroulette. I had never been on it before... really weird and creepy. Surprisingly saw no penises. I think that's either bullshit or a blessing.


I'm going to say both.


That and I'm a banana!
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