When simply searching “mortal kombat” on google, how does MKO get such a high spot all the time?

It’s always around the fifth or higher. How does that work? Is it page hits?


Bribery? Threats?... all three?

Did one of you guys ask google nicely? I know it’s gotta be magic... maybe leprechauns?

I told them we had........CAKE!!!


But really what happened to the cake sigs? I miss those.

I wonder if any real dexters exist out there. there are a lot of people in this world that are a waste of good oxygen...

My lazy-eye is kicking in...

'time for bed, Children.

no its fucking cake time mother fucker
WHO WANT CAKE

I got it
and you AINT gettin it

buttcakes

3 things I really want to do:

1:Show people that Dick Grayson (Robin) can be badass. I understand the new vision for Batman is all dark and badass, but there is room for a dark and badass Dick Grayson, that doesn't even mean he has to be Robin, just an orphan Bruce takes in.

I really do wish that one day I will get to portray Dick Grayson, hopefully as Robin before I get too old looking, and if not, than as Nightwing.

2:Get a call from my agent (who hasn't called me once since I signed with her.)

3:Somehow find a way to prove to everyone on MKO I would make a great Mod. I come here every day and just do almost nothing. If I'm coming here everyday, I really want to help.

On top of that, all of the work I do for MKO Fight Klub goes un-recognized (except by m0s3pH), which is pretty close to Modding or Sub-Modding.

Maybe next rotation.

I'm really kinda depressed right now.

Not only can I not get any kind of job whatsoever (acting job, that is) I can't even help out a site that I come to more than once everyday.

Those are only 2 problems I'm willing to disclose, because a lot more is getting me down.

i soooo found my shank I can let you borrow it

I'm confused.

You would be great to have in prison.


I could see it now.

Keyara "I found my shank let's shank some bitches!!!"


Me " Hellz yeah!!! Fuck tha police!!"

Prisonmate next door " How do they continue to get shanks???"

Oh, you want me to shank my agent.

I just watched the trailer for Battlship (the movie based on the boardgame)


It's about aliens.




That cheered me up a bit.

Man, this ranking thing is getting into every bodies head. :-/

haha....i feel like you've known me forever lol. .... I got somethin' in my purse that I don't like and you WON'T like beeeeyyoooottccchhh hahahaha

and yes....i was suggesting maybe shanking your agent....afterall, she hasn't called you...you are better than that...don't take that mess ..... hmmm.... but then you'd have a trial and a sentence...then you'd have to prove yourself out in the yard everyday.... but if you do, don't worry maximus12 and I got yo' back....with said shanks...lmao

what does ranking up do ?

Different Duties and puts your name up higher on online list ...DP's rank you up .... rank list here

thanks .

I just pulled an all nighter watching every single episode of Paranoia Agent. The ending...it always gets me. Such a fantastic anime.

Note to self: Avoid all posts with an MKG Mileena avatar. Signs of rage, IQ dropping and wtfs may occur.

These new fonts I've been downloading recently are extremely boss.

Don't you dare remind me of Progressive commercials!

Don't skull me either

There is a massive smile on my face... Do I dare think of the unthinkable and find some clip to make you do... whatever you will do if you see a Progressive commercial?

Unfortunately my glass of milk is calling so it'll have to be another time.

I don't typically watch anime. One day my friend convinced me to watch Code Geass, because the story actually sounded fairly interesting.

I still don't watch anime, but that show was amazing.

Are you by chance Hispanic? I know the Hispanic world. Mostly because I am Hispanic.

Oh hey, congrats Ice lol