Mayor of Valhalla!

New Ancient Aliens episode tonight.

I hate fighting spammers. I'm actually fairly decent as Smoke and yet the sight of him, Scorpion, Ermac or Noob is nauseating online. It's like people only ever use the same 2 combos :/

Saw this on tumblr and I had to reblog it...

Hope you don't mind me saying this, but your brother, he's a real cock sucker and he seems to be doing all right.



The fuck am I talking about?

Going to a party this Saturday I'm pretty pumped. I'm being DD though I drank once and it's not my cup of tea. I like seeing people get drunk it's pretty hilarious. So I'll enjoy that.....and my sisters friend ;)

I wish I had my own epic bard ballad :(

Damn you Mike Haggar!

And so it was TP, who picked up the girl from the bar,
Taking her to his house uptown and far.
He tore off her clothes in heat of passion,
banging her hard and in fast fashion.

When it was over she ran away screaming,
Torn asunder by embarrassment deep and steaming
For when he reached Climax he had no fear,
Yelling two words so loud the neighbors could hear.

ROUND CLEAR!

WTF

Damn nature, you scary!

Before I clicked that link, I was sure it was going to be this new video roaming around the internet of a storm with a cloud that looks like God. But after viewing it, I don't know. I guess it's because when I was younger my friends were poking a dead cat with a lightsaber and it was moving, so we looked it up and found out why a recently deceased dead organism might still move after death and that's why this dead alligator video didn't really freak me out.

I don't think it's freaky at all, just very interesting.

That was pretty cool.

Is it weird that people were saying it was cruel even though it was dead???

"I put my best last, only so that I am not constantly living in that shadow for all of my future endeavors."

I somewhat agree with this.

I like the saying

"May the bests of your today be the worst of your tomorrow."

If only they were.

Most of the time, the bests of my today match the bests of my tomorrow.

I guess some people lose sight of the fact that after you die, your body is no longer you. But I guess it's more of a respect thing for what used to be alive.

How can one be so afraid of a tiny little creature that I could smash with my left pinkie?

And what if it crawls on you? Nothing. Most cockroaches don't bite.

What I think its weird is that they are so much better at life then we are.

Boom, life. Every creature that has ever been around has had a drive to move forward, to give birth and continue there race, and one day, they die.

Roaches, these little things that aren't even aware that they are living, they function solely on instincts to survive. They do only what they have to.

And they have been around for millions of years. Longer then we have.

Not to mention, we are the only species on this planet that can destroy both ourselves and every other animal on the planet, ending it all.

On top of that, and this is true, just think about it.

Human beings are the only animals (on this entire planet) that kill eachother, even when they don't have to. Even when it is not essential to our continued existence.

All other animals kill only when they have to.

Dogs only kill other dogs when they are faced with the options of "kill or be killed".

kill, survive. Don't, and die.

if only human beings realized that we ARE animals, and are no better then every other animal on this planet.

We are worse for this planet then any other animal is.

What's funny and painful at the same time?

The thing that allows us to slowly destroy our planet is the same that allows me to think like this and develop my own views on things.

Our brain. Our brain which has the power to think like this, unlike other animals that are almost completely instinctive.

@jack4813
Don't ever mention the word 'cockroach' again.
Sadly, they are one of my biggest fears. Pretty irrational, too.

One called up my leg once and I nearly pissed my pants. Horrifying.

*Shiver* Urgh!

I agree we are the worse animals for the planet and we should not kill each other for no reason. But I think we are better than other animals because of are brains . Other than that I like your post. P.S I don't think they are better at living because we have come up with medicine, surgery stuff like that.

That's completely understandable, I can see how a body still reacting would be a little off putting to some people. Plus I can't lie, but if I find like a dead squirrel or bird in the woods around my house I make a little grave for them.

I know it's a bit weird.

me to.

I always buried my pets in my backyard. With little memorials and such.

Ahhh man that just reminded me of my chinchilla Zorro.

You guys are cute. It reminds me of this YouTube video.

when I was younger I did that but now that I'm a teenager its a lot harder for me to see them dead.I'm taking human deaths a lot better though.