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maximus12
08/07/2011 05:03 PM (UTC)
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I'm a super sweet drunk texter/caller.

Who knew?
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Damocles84
08/07/2011 05:36 PM (UTC)
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Espio872 Wrote:
Damocles84 Wrote:
Espio872 Wrote:
People be clownin' at Casinos.


I used to work at one for 5 years, and it's so true. I have so many stories about the stupid shit that the customers have done up there.


That's awesome, what'd you do there and what was the funniest things someone has done?

When I was there, we stumbled across this chick playing this American Idol machine or something, and she started screaming like someone was killing her and she's all like oh hell yeah, gettin' paid and she's all dropping it low and stuff and then so obviously I thought she hit it bit, turns out she won like ten dollars..lol .wow major fail.


LMAO, what an idiot!

Well, I used to be a cook there, and I had to deal with every type of customer you could think of. There was one time where a couple of guys got into a fist-fight in the buffet, and they actually broke dishes over each others heads. They were fighting over the last crab leg on the line! I told them that I was bringing more out in a second, but they didn't pay me no mind, SMH...

I saw a pimp bitch-slap his prostitute in front of everyone. He did that because she dropped an expensive bottle of champagne on the floor in the buffet. Also, some old guy had a bitch-fit over some mashed potatoes. He actually called my managers and security over because he said we didn't have anymore, but the potatoes were RIGHT IN FRONT of his face the whole time. Everyone just laughed at him afterwards.

Espio872, I have many more absurd stories to come...
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08/07/2011 06:47 PM (UTC)
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08/07/2011 06:59 PM (UTC)
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08/07/2011 07:19 PM (UTC)
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Japan.

Is that you with the top rated comment?
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daryui
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08/07/2011 10:47 PM (UTC)
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08/07/2011 11:01 PM (UTC)
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KeenanBoots Wrote:
[Killswitch] Wrote:
Japan.

Is that you with the top rated comment?


Holy shit....it is. LOL!
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08/07/2011 11:03 PM (UTC)
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I have a top rated comment with 110 thumbs up.

I didn't even have to try. glasses
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KingBellsprout
08/07/2011 11:47 PM (UTC)
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NS922 Wrote:
I have a top rated comment with 110 thumbs up.

I didn't even have to try. glasses


I have 237 thumbs on this video

Link

For some reason when I view it without linking to the comment it isn't a "top comment" though. It seems to have the most thumbs on the video though.
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(Erik)
08/08/2011 04:21 AM (UTC)
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Ever sneezed so hard your back started to hurt?

Yeap.


No, but one time I sneezed while eating and food came out of my nose.
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FlamingTP
08/08/2011 04:51 AM (UTC)
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I did fart so hard it went up the back of my chair and I felt it on the back of my neck.
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maximus12
08/08/2011 04:58 AM (UTC)
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(Erik) Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Ever sneezed so hard your back started to hurt?

Yeap.


No, but one time I sneezed while eating and food came out of my nose.


I hope it was small food.
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Damocles84
08/08/2011 06:12 AM (UTC)
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maximus12 Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Ever sneezed so hard your back started to hurt?

Yeap.


No, but one time I sneezed while eating and food came out of my nose.


I hope it was small food.


One of my friends "Snarted" (a portmanteau of "sneeze" and "fart") before. He said it wasn't pleasant. At least he didn't "shart" (a portmanteau of "shit" and "fart") himself.
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KingBellsprout
08/08/2011 07:28 AM (UTC)
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8 days until I get back to New York! I get back at midnight and then the next day I am going to hang out with my best friend in Queens. huzzah!
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Damocles84
08/08/2011 07:53 AM (UTC)
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I just finished 2 bottles of wine... I think i'm good right now.
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08/08/2011 08:10 AM (UTC)
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08/08/2011 04:24 PM (UTC)
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:)
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08/08/2011 04:51 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
:)


Somebody got laid! tongue
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08/08/2011 04:54 PM (UTC)
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daryui Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
:)


Somebody got laid! tongue


Chirren like you shan't discuss such topics!

What hath thine world become?!
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Icebaby
08/08/2011 04:55 PM (UTC)
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Humidity can go fuck itself.
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08/08/2011 07:11 PM (UTC)
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daryui Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
:)


Somebody got laid! tongue



Well, the boyfriend is in town... So... :)
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08/08/2011 07:36 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
daryui Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
:)


Somebody got laid! tongue



Well, the boyfriend is in town... So... :)


Have fun.

Win:
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(Erik)
08/08/2011 07:52 PM (UTC)
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Free concert for NYC people.

LMFAO confimed. 8-11.
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08/08/2011 08:03 PM (UTC)
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daryui Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
daryui Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
:)


Somebody got laid! tongue



Well, the boyfriend is in town... So... :)


Have fun.

Win:



So.....did Subman close the thread or did Jerrod? Or did they both simultaneously?...confused
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