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 •09/16/2011 07:39 PM (UTC) •
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Espio872 Wrote:
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I love getting random phone calls from amazing people I knew from two years ago, I'm so ecstatic they're back to Michigan, still surprised he remembered my numbersmile


Michigan? Where the hell are you? I must face you in person! Online isn't good enough!


lol shuckssmile


I live approx. 5 hours from Grand Rapids I believe I'm pretty far Downriver lol.



Dammit! One day......one day.....your Stryker.....will get OWNED!
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 •09/16/2011 07:54 PM (UTC) •
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daryui Wrote:
I read whopper's comment, then Killswitch's and found that mildly amusing..

>_>

...What?
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 •09/16/2011 08:38 PM (UTC) •
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Could someone resize my signature?
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Arthur Zonatto
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•09/16/2011 09:02 PM (UTC) •
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Dropped a knife on my big toe while making some lunchsad


Fatality!

...Fatality?

Ouch! Sorry about that man, I'm cringing here.


sad
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 •09/16/2011 09:23 PM (UTC) •
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Could someone resize my signature?

Is this ok?
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 •09/16/2011 09:33 PM (UTC) •
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You are walking down a path when you come to two doors. Opening one of the doors will lead you to a life of prosperity and happiness, while opening the other door will lead to a life of misery and sorrow. You don't know which door leads to which life.

In front of the doors are two twin brothers who know which door leads where. One of the brothers always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which brother is the liar and which is the truth-teller.

You are allowed to ask one single question to one of the brothers (not both) to figure out which door to open.

What question should you ask?
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 •09/16/2011 09:43 PM (UTC) •
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totheark Wrote:
You are walking down a path when you come to two doors. Opening one of the doors will lead you to a life of prosperity and happiness, while opening the other door will lead to a life of misery and sorrow. You don't know which door leads to which life.

In front of the doors are two twin brothers who know which door leads where. One of the brothers always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which brother is the liar and which is the truth-teller.

You are allowed to ask one single question to one of the brothers (not both) to figure out which door to open.

What question should you ask?


ask one if he wants ten thousand dollars. if he says yes, punch him until he tells you which is the good door. if he says no, punch his brother in the face until he tells you which door is the right one.

so, did I get it right?
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 •09/16/2011 09:49 PM (UTC) •
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KeenanBoots Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
Could someone resize my signature?

Is this ok?


This guy. Always helpin' out. Thanks, dude.
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 •09/17/2011 01:11 AM (UTC) •
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Hella tired...sleep
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 •09/17/2011 01:44 AM (UTC) •
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totheark Wrote:
You are walking down a path when you come to two doors. Opening one of the doors will lead you to a life of prosperity and happiness, while opening the other door will lead to a life of misery and sorrow. You don't know which door leads to which life.

In front of the doors are two twin brothers who know which door leads where. One of the brothers always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which brother is the liar and which is the truth-teller.

You are allowed to ask one single question to one of the brothers (not both) to figure out which door to open.

What question should you ask?


Well if you know which brother is the honest one and which is the lying one you can ask

"If you were your brother, which door would you point to for prosperity?"

The honest brother would point to the Sorrow door because he knows his brother would try lying to you.

The lying brother would point to the Sorrow door because he would be lying about which door his brother would point to.

From there on you can figure out which is the right door.


Anyway... I'm so tired
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 •09/17/2011 01:48 AM (UTC) •
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Some people need to grow the fuck up
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 •09/17/2011 03:15 AM (UTC) •
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mkwhopper Wrote:
Some people need to grow the fuck up


somebody set you up the bomb?
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 •09/17/2011 04:09 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
mkwhopper Wrote:
Some people need to grow the fuck up


somebody set you up the bomb?

...What?
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 •09/17/2011 05:30 AM (UTC) •
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I think I did pretty well at the audition.

Is that good or bad?
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 •09/17/2011 05:38 AM (UTC) •
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I farted and it smells like propane.


Somebody gimme a lighter.
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 •09/17/2011 06:17 AM (UTC) •
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I farted and it smells like propane.


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 •09/17/2011 06:40 AM (UTC) •
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
Dreadnaughtx Wrote:
I farted and it smells like propane.



Damn you've beat me to it
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 •09/17/2011 07:01 AM (UTC) •
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So... I've been 18 for 5 minutes now... feels good
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Aw yeah, new MK!
 •09/17/2011 07:07 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
So... I've been 18 for 5 minutes now... feels good


Happy Birthday to you. smile

My local Target already has Christmas cards in stock. Ugh, seriously? =/
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 •09/17/2011 07:07 AM (UTC) •
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Portal is free on Steam until Sept. 20th.

Get going people.
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 •09/17/2011 07:17 AM (UTC) •
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Please, someone, give me a Canadian passport and airline tickets.
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 •09/17/2011 07:47 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
So... I've been 18 for 5 minutes now... feels good

Happy Birthdaysmile
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 •09/17/2011 08:17 AM (UTC) •
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
Dreadnaughtx Wrote:
I farted and it smells like propane.




I had a feeling someone was gonna reply with hank hill picture. And that face reminds me of this


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 •09/17/2011 08:28 AM (UTC) •
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jack4813 Wrote:
I think I did pretty well at the audition.
Is that good or bad?

It's how you were in the moment, and never think of it as anything more or less than that. We all have our days of greatness and unimportance, and sometimes they blend so well in the world of acting. All we can do is perform at our very best, and wait for that e-mail/phone call.
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Portal is free on Steam until Sept. 20th.
Get going people.

Fixed.
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 •09/17/2011 09:02 AM (UTC) •
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I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom dee doo doom...
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