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mkwhopper
12/04/2011 02:37 AM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
mkwhopper Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
I remember reading a story about a kid who was sodomized by a broomstick. They like destroyed his insides, and he had to shit with a bag. He wound up killing himself. I wonder what goes through these people's heads that make it sound like a good idea to put something in someone's butt, especially without their consent. I'm imagining the situation. And it just seems like rape. "Hold still or this is really going to hurt!" That blows. People blow.

Oh my god, really people?! Who would do this to innocent kid? Hope they burn in hellfurious


A kid got a wii remote shoved his ass once(well a few times) staying over a guys house, the kids parents were there and they slept through it

it continued the next morning until the kid told his parents and the guy was charged with object rape

People are sick nowadays I swear -.-
Nice Cartman avatar/sig btwsmile His character is so wrong, but do funny
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KungLaodoesntsuck
12/04/2011 02:41 AM (UTC)
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Johnny Bedford!!!
Woot!!!
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FlamingTP
12/04/2011 03:56 AM (UTC)
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Skyrim 200 hour mark


man my life is boring lol
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UNdiscovered
12/04/2011 04:36 AM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Skyrim 200 hour mark


man my life is boring lol


i hit that soon on cod
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mkwhopper
12/04/2011 05:02 AM (UTC)
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Lovin the new sigsmile
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AwesomeTaco
12/04/2011 05:14 AM (UTC)
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Same smile
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Espio872
12/04/2011 05:53 AM (UTC)
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Also loving my sexy new siggrin
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SubMan799
12/04/2011 05:53 AM (UTC)
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exhausted
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KingBellsprout
12/04/2011 07:14 AM (UTC)
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I love my girlfriend <3
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[Killswitch]
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About Me

Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

12/04/2011 08:24 AM (UTC)
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You know you're a nerd when you get ready for bed and turn out the lights, then as soon as you hop into bed and get under the blanket, a shot of pain goes to your hip only to find out you were laying on top of an Xbox 360 controller and a Gameboy Advance SP.

Owww. Technology hurts.
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

12/04/2011 03:24 PM (UTC)
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All games I have bought lately are all single player games. I'm happy about that.
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KingBellsprout
12/04/2011 03:27 PM (UTC)
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Work today is going to suck.

Blah
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

12/04/2011 03:44 PM (UTC)
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All MKO buddies should add me on XBL.
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UNdiscovered
12/04/2011 06:28 PM (UTC)
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Murcielago Wrote:
All MKO buddies should add me on XBL.


you should get a ps3
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UlcaTron
12/04/2011 09:01 PM (UTC)
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For some reason I don't like you.
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UNdiscovered
12/04/2011 09:04 PM (UTC)
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UlcaTron Wrote:
For some reason I don't like you.


well i love you ultacon so it doesnt really matter
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Icebaby
12/04/2011 09:50 PM (UTC)
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While watching some Angry Video Game Nerd stuff, his reviews about board games, some of them really got me to wondering where exactly does he find majority of the games that he reviews?

Such as Key to the Kingdom. That looks like an awesome game to play.
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(Erik)
12/04/2011 09:58 PM (UTC)
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Last night I was playing beer pong, and my girlfriend and my best friend (a girl) were on a team against me and a friend. We six-cupped them, therefore they had to do a naked lap. They didn't seem upset about it. But then later on we moved on to play Kings, and her rule was that all the guys had to take off their clothes. And I just didn't like that. It's one thing to make a rule like "every time you say fuck you have to take off an article of clothing" or it's another if you lose at beer pong. But to just make that a rule, I thought it was lame. I also thought it was lame that there were only two guys around, and she all ready always gets to see me without my clothes, so basically she's making a rule to see this other guy take his clothes off. And I wouldn't be making such a big deal about this except for the fact that I have eczema up and down my body, and I really don't like displaying it, especially in front of people I am not intimate with. So that sucks. My girlfriend should know this.

At the end of the night, my girlfriend is trying to get on top of me and take off my clothes after the games have ended and everyone's gone home, and I'm like no. I feel unsexy and I don't want anything to do with you right now. After a year in a half in a relationship, and dating for two years, she asks me "why are you not attracted to me?" That is such a stupid question. I went to bed angry. And then in the morning she woke me up with a blowjob and it's just like argh I am trying to be mad at you here why are you doing this to me.

It probably sounds like I have no reason to complain, but I am not actively complaining in real life. Sometimes I just need to vent my thoughts somewhere. And I'd do it on my own blog, but I tend to leave the more personal stuff locked away on websites like this because I hate when people ask me about my blog in real life.
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Icebaby
12/04/2011 10:20 PM (UTC)
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(Erik) Wrote:


You had a reason not to take your clothes off, you have eczema, and I know a few people who have this. They don't like showing it off either.

Though, it's funny how most girls like to think what to do to cheer up the boyfriend. Most tend to think giving the boys a blowjob solves everything. "I'm sorry to do whatever i did to you, so I'm just going to lower your pants, suck your cock, and hopefully you'll be better!"
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UNdiscovered
12/04/2011 10:41 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:


You had a reason not to take your clothes off, you have eczema, and I know a few people who have this. They don't like showing it off either.

Though, it's funny how most girls like to think what to do to cheer up the boyfriend. Most tend to think giving the boys a blowjob solves everything. "I'm sorry to do whatever i did to you, so I'm just going to lower your pants, suck your cock, and hopefully you'll be better!"


well actually you don't need a reason to not want to take your clothes off


and blowjobs do solve everything
lost your job, blowjob
need a job, blowjob
just got shot, blowjob
constipation, blowjob
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Ninja_Mime
12/04/2011 10:43 PM (UTC)
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ok
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UNdiscovered
12/04/2011 10:49 PM (UTC)
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yea I dont even know why i said that

anyways whats going on mime
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keyara412
12/04/2011 10:58 PM (UTC)
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I want to slap someone...... ....... with a rubber fish
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UNdiscovered
12/04/2011 10:59 PM (UTC)
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keyara412 Wrote:
I want to slap someone...... ....... with a rubber fish


and I wanna slap you with a purple rubber dick
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keyara412
12/04/2011 11:02 PM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
keyara412 Wrote:
I want to slap someone...... ....... with a rubber fish


and I wanna slap you with a purple rubber dick

Ummmm.....no
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