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01/18/2012 07:42 PM (UTC)
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ShingoEX Wrote:
A dirt-cheap brand of TV dinners is called "Banquet". This is irony on a converse level like calling the Red Lobster special "Table Scraps".

I'm not saying Banquet isn't good. I am what I eat, and what I am is cheap.


Ever had a box of their fried chicken? Good god, a cheap bastard's requiem!
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 07:49 PM (UTC)
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Banquet meals are GLORIOUS. I've yet to find one I dislike. High-five to G-spot...err, I mean, J-spit
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Icebaby
01/18/2012 07:51 PM (UTC)
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Apparently the word "fudge" is a bad word because it's getting bleeped out on Modern Family all because a two-year-old is using it in a manner like she would be saying "fuck."

Really? So, instead of actually saying the word "fuck" they replace it with "fudge." I do that all the time when i don't feel like actually swearing. It's preventing me from having a savior's mouth. But now "fudge" is a word to be considered a censored word if used in a way as if we were going to say "fuck."

This censorship bullshit is really giving me a headache.
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redman
01/18/2012 07:56 PM (UTC)
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Just was randomly playing Ranked MK9, and I come across a guy named "McNastyGFU". I'm like hm... Is this the REAL Mcnasty? And it fucking was. Yeah. Close ass match. I lost. No biggie. He sends me a friend request. I freak out. fuck yeah. lol
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Zmoke
01/18/2012 08:23 PM (UTC)
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Trivia: fett is Swedish for fat. As in fat like body fat, not as in a fat person.
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(Erik)
01/18/2012 08:33 PM (UTC)
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I really can't stop listening to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x1wjGKHjBI
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 08:35 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Apparently the word "fudge" is a bad word because it's getting bleeped out on Modern Family all because a two-year-old is using it in a manner like she would be saying "fuck."

Really? So, instead of actually saying the word "fuck" they replace it with "fudge." I do that all the time when i don't feel like actually swearing. It's preventing me from having a savior's mouth. But now "fudge" is a word to be considered a censored word if used in a way as if we were going to say "fuck."

This censorship bullshit is really giving me a headache.


For a country that is founded under free speech, we are so quick to get butthurt over tripe like this, and the censoring is getting worse.

I wonder how TBS deals with this during their 24-hour "A Christmas Story" marathon.

I'm REALLY starting to hate the rampant hypocrisy of this country. It's 2012, not 1984.
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01/18/2012 08:35 PM (UTC)
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I want everything associated with WH40K to fall into the ocean. The tabletop games. Videogames. Codexes. The little figurines. The kits. The fans. I just want it all to go away forever. It's all awful.
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 08:37 PM (UTC)
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Shadaloo Wrote:
I want everything associated with WH40K to fall into the ocean. The tabletop games. Videogames. Codexes. The little figurines. The kits. The fans. I just want it all to go away forever. It's all awful.


Or, you could just ignore it, like I do. I'm completely unaware of the problems (please, don't enlighten me to them).
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MK Khronology: 58.49% complete...
01/18/2012 08:40 PM (UTC)
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I can't escape it right now, unfortunately. I'm forced into exposure to it. I wish it could be otherwise.
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 08:48 PM (UTC)
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Did Adam have nipples? If so...why?
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(Erik)
01/18/2012 08:53 PM (UTC)
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Because you start off as female, and develop into a man.

The nipples are left over from this sex change.
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 08:54 PM (UTC)
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(Erik) Wrote:
Because you start off as female, and develop into a man.

The nipples are left over from this sex change.


But if Eve was made from Adam (woman being made from man), then woman wasn't the first. See the contradiction? You can't have vestigial leftovers if you were the first.
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 09:02 PM (UTC)
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I may have just blown a few minds there...and for that, I both apologize, and I don't apologize.
T@ Icebaby:
"Fudge" already has a negative association with shit/anal sex.
Fudge packers.


Adam's nipple-less golem body:
God created Adam with YY chromosomes.
He took Adams DNA (from Adam's rib), and added extra parts for the new complimentary gender, increasing it's chromosome structure from YY to XX.
Nipples, etc started on the added chromosome arms.
Now children can be bred a Male+Female, each passing 1 chromosome.
Since Male+Male unions cannot produce children, no man can ever be YY again. Barring your science witchcraft.



Ka-Tra
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 09:09 PM (UTC)
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Well, so much for the "science vs. religion" argument. They're one in the same, according to that, contradicting once again.

Anyhoo...enough with this crap.

Everytime I hear the band name "Queens of the Stone Age", I picture Freddie Mercury, Elton John, and Liberace in Flintstone's garb.
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 09:23 PM (UTC)
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I'm not sure how they added a jump to Doom, but...ok
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 09:24 PM (UTC)
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I've very picky when it comes to my taste in women. They have to be able to tolerate me for a long period of time. That's all I ask, but it's apparently a bit much.

Missing a limb? Extra Chromosome? By-product of sibling fucking? Penis growing out of your forehead with a fingernail on the end of it? If you can find it in your heart to find a way to love me, I can find a way to love you, too.

I don't want to feel alone either, so we have something in common.

I shouldn't be so picky, huh
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Zmoke
01/18/2012 09:30 PM (UTC)
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Tetra_Vega Wrote:
He took Adams DNA (from Adam's rib), and added extra parts for the new complimentary gender, increasing it's chromosome structure from YY to XX.
Nipples, etc started on the added chromosome arms.
Now children can be bred a Male+Female, each passing 1 chromosome.
Since Male+Male unions cannot produce children, no man can ever be YY again. Barring your science witchcraft.

Theoretically, there could be these "YY" men again if you would clone Adam. Other than that, there have actually been researches with using stem cells somehow instead of typical fertilization. It may just become a new way of having children in the future. How much will a child resemble their parents in this kind of fertilization then is uncertain. There are ways.
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UNdiscovered
01/18/2012 09:41 PM (UTC)
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tits
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ShingoEX
01/18/2012 09:44 PM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
*CENSORED*


I know that feel
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redman
01/18/2012 09:51 PM (UTC)
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^ lol!
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acidslayer
01/18/2012 09:56 PM (UTC)
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played guilty gear xx accent core plus today on ps2. beat story mode with slayer. watched buffy. downloaded korn path of totality onto my x-box. went to work. picked up my paycheck. checked my email. currently watching jumper on fx.
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(Erik)
01/18/2012 10:39 PM (UTC)
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ShingoEX Wrote:But if Eve was made from Adam (woman being made from man), then woman wasn't the first. See the contradiction? You can't have vestigial leftovers if you were the first.


That's true. But then again, God does a lot of crazy things like put dinosaur bones in the ground just to "test your faith" according to those Christians.
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