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KeenanBoots Wrote:
Well I, for one, am looking forward to the "new changes" coming soon.
Well I, for one, am looking forward to the "new changes" coming soon.
They'll be awesome. I'm happy to finally see some progress being made. Mick and Mime have moved over 300 threads in the past few days to organize everything for the upcoming changes, and with all the editing and programming that CCS and Pred have been doing since m0 left, I'm genuinely excited about what MKO will become in the next few months. I'm also proud to be contributing to these changes, despite how infrequently I am on MKO due to work, stupidities that limit my internet, and acting gigs. Speaking of projects...
Ninja_Mime Wrote:
I bought a USB condenser microphone yesterday. I opened the box today and there was no mic. Fucking thing sucks.
I bought a USB condenser microphone yesterday. I opened the box today and there was no mic. Fucking thing sucks.
Use the box to beat on the person who sold it to you and see if they start spewing microphone parts. That mic's vital to the whole thing!

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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
Oh, I know. I just hate taking damage, as you can't use self-defense weapons on him, or it's instant game-over. One damn bite drops Jill to orange-caution, I think.
Forrest also likes to show up in shitty small spaces, like the small, dark dining room by the first Yawn fight, the West stairs (instead of the zombie that normally breaks in through the balcony door), and the dark 1st floor, East wing-Garden path juncture. Programmers were real assholes.
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
One Lone Zombie mode isn't actually that hard. He pisses off once you've collected all the Death Masks.
One Lone Zombie mode isn't actually that hard. He pisses off once you've collected all the Death Masks.
Oh, I know. I just hate taking damage, as you can't use self-defense weapons on him, or it's instant game-over. One damn bite drops Jill to orange-caution, I think.
Forrest also likes to show up in shitty small spaces, like the small, dark dining room by the first Yawn fight, the West stairs (instead of the zombie that normally breaks in through the balcony door), and the dark 1st floor, East wing-Garden path juncture. Programmers were real assholes.
Truth! I ran around that damn room like a madman trying to keep from getting bitten, especially since I'm an avid Jill player. Insta-death was always around the corner with that woman!
I think I'll play when I get home. WII W/ COMPONENT CABLES!
Dear ladies:
Don't call us names when we stare at hot women. Imagine what would happen if, the next time Brad Pitt takes his shirt off and you get all wet over it, a man gives you an ugly look and calls you "pig".
You call it "objectification", and I call it "physical attraction". It's the same damn thing, only you crudely use it in a negative manner against us. Yeah, well, TEAM JACOB, you're guilty of hypocrisy.
It's the same reason I prefer the word "pussy" to "vagina". It makes it not sound like a disease, but it's THE SAME THING.
You may as well be yelling at Stevie Wonder because he can't pick out which dress looks better on you.
This is why we don't understand you. We're simple beings with simple needs and simple desires, yet you still play these games with us. YOU KNOW THIS, SO WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING THESE GAMES AND GETTING MAD AT US FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING?
Personally, I think I know the answer. You secretly LOVE finding ways to bitch at us, so you catch us in traps where there's no "correct" answer.
Men operate on the basic principles of LOGIC.
You don't spend 3 hours in the bathroom dolling yourself up and/or spend THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of dollars to get fake tits and then yell at us for enjoying how you look.
Me: "What's wrong...?"
Her: "Sigh....nothing"
Me: "Uh...ok"
Then, she gets pissed....seriously...wtf?
Then you get the whole "you need to be more open with your feelings" speech...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
No wonder Stephen Hawking can't figure you out.
Don't call us names when we stare at hot women. Imagine what would happen if, the next time Brad Pitt takes his shirt off and you get all wet over it, a man gives you an ugly look and calls you "pig".
You call it "objectification", and I call it "physical attraction". It's the same damn thing, only you crudely use it in a negative manner against us. Yeah, well, TEAM JACOB, you're guilty of hypocrisy.
It's the same reason I prefer the word "pussy" to "vagina". It makes it not sound like a disease, but it's THE SAME THING.
You may as well be yelling at Stevie Wonder because he can't pick out which dress looks better on you.
This is why we don't understand you. We're simple beings with simple needs and simple desires, yet you still play these games with us. YOU KNOW THIS, SO WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING THESE GAMES AND GETTING MAD AT US FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING?
Personally, I think I know the answer. You secretly LOVE finding ways to bitch at us, so you catch us in traps where there's no "correct" answer.
Men operate on the basic principles of LOGIC.
You don't spend 3 hours in the bathroom dolling yourself up and/or spend THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of dollars to get fake tits and then yell at us for enjoying how you look.
Me: "What's wrong...?"
Her: "Sigh....nothing"
Me: "Uh...ok"
Then, she gets pissed....seriously...wtf?
Then you get the whole "you need to be more open with your feelings" speech...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
No wonder Stephen Hawking can't figure you out.


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J-spit Wrote:I think I'll play when I get home. WII W/ COMPONENT CABLES!
Yay! Have fun!
Beware of Forest Speyer.

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J-spit Wrote:
I think I wanna marry Rockchalk.
I think I wanna marry Rockchalk.
We can have a Resident Evil/Mortal Kombat-themed wedding!
You know what's interesting? My status as @Dark_Raiden led me a conversation via email and I'm like supposed to writing for something similar to this now with other people.
So yeah.. >_>
So yeah.. >_>


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i got to the boss in arcana heart and lost quite bad. got her health down quite a bit in her human form.
currently watching alcatraz on fox.
currently watching alcatraz on fox.
Those who are the same strive to be different.
I'm different, and I just want to be the same. I wish I could tell you of the things running through my head right now, but the few friends I have on this site (as well as life) are worth keeping, so I'll not.
It's like wanting to scream at the top of your lungs, but fearing bursting the eardrums of the few who would actually want to listen.
I just want to be the well-adjusted "everyman", and not this crazy nutcase who's brain is firing on all cylinders 100% of the time.
I've been told I'm borderline genius. Well, if this is genius, then it's a punishment I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Being so "smart" (as they tell me) shouldn't make me feel so fucking stupid.
I'm different, and I just want to be the same. I wish I could tell you of the things running through my head right now, but the few friends I have on this site (as well as life) are worth keeping, so I'll not.
It's like wanting to scream at the top of your lungs, but fearing bursting the eardrums of the few who would actually want to listen.
I just want to be the well-adjusted "everyman", and not this crazy nutcase who's brain is firing on all cylinders 100% of the time.
I've been told I'm borderline genius. Well, if this is genius, then it's a punishment I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Being so "smart" (as they tell me) shouldn't make me feel so fucking stupid.
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