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Shadaloo
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MK Khronology: 58.49% complete...
01/24/2012 12:18 AM (UTC)
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Jerrod
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MKO Moderator, Story Writer, Actor
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01/24/2012 12:27 AM (UTC)
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KeenanBoots Wrote:
Well I, for one, am looking forward to the "new changes" coming soon.

They'll be awesome. I'm happy to finally see some progress being made. Mick and Mime have moved over 300 threads in the past few days to organize everything for the upcoming changes, and with all the editing and programming that CCS and Pred have been doing since m0 left, I'm genuinely excited about what MKO will become in the next few months. I'm also proud to be contributing to these changes, despite how infrequently I am on MKO due to work, stupidities that limit my internet, and acting gigs. Speaking of projects...
Ninja_Mime Wrote:
I bought a USB condenser microphone yesterday. I opened the box today and there was no mic. Fucking thing sucks.

Use the box to beat on the person who sold it to you and see if they start spewing microphone parts. That mic's vital to the whole thing!
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 01:07 AM (UTC)
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The girl I wanted to go out with said my over-use of apostrophes made her feel I was too possessive.
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 01:26 AM (UTC)
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J-spit
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01/24/2012 01:41 AM (UTC)
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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
One Lone Zombie mode isn't actually that hard. He pisses off once you've collected all the Death Masks.

Oh, I know. I just hate taking damage, as you can't use self-defense weapons on him, or it's instant game-over. One damn bite drops Jill to orange-caution, I think.
Forrest also likes to show up in shitty small spaces, like the small, dark dining room by the first Yawn fight, the West stairs (instead of the zombie that normally breaks in through the balcony door), and the dark 1st floor, East wing-Garden path juncture. Programmers were real assholes.


Truth! I ran around that damn room like a madman trying to keep from getting bitten, especially since I'm an avid Jill player. Insta-death was always around the corner with that woman!

I think I'll play when I get home. WII W/ COMPONENT CABLES!
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(Erik)
01/24/2012 01:43 AM (UTC)
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^^

Haha that reminds me of this.

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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 01:53 AM (UTC)
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Dear ladies:

Don't call us names when we stare at hot women. Imagine what would happen if, the next time Brad Pitt takes his shirt off and you get all wet over it, a man gives you an ugly look and calls you "pig".

You call it "objectification", and I call it "physical attraction". It's the same damn thing, only you crudely use it in a negative manner against us. Yeah, well, TEAM JACOB, you're guilty of hypocrisy.

It's the same reason I prefer the word "pussy" to "vagina". It makes it not sound like a disease, but it's THE SAME THING.

You may as well be yelling at Stevie Wonder because he can't pick out which dress looks better on you.

This is why we don't understand you. We're simple beings with simple needs and simple desires, yet you still play these games with us. YOU KNOW THIS, SO WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING THESE GAMES AND GETTING MAD AT US FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING?

Personally, I think I know the answer. You secretly LOVE finding ways to bitch at us, so you catch us in traps where there's no "correct" answer.

Men operate on the basic principles of LOGIC.

You don't spend 3 hours in the bathroom dolling yourself up and/or spend THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of dollars to get fake tits and then yell at us for enjoying how you look.

Me: "What's wrong...?"
Her: "Sigh....nothing"
Me: "Uh...ok"
Then, she gets pissed....seriously...wtf?

Then you get the whole "you need to be more open with your feelings" speech...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

No wonder Stephen Hawking can't figure you out.
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(Erik)
01/24/2012 01:56 AM (UTC)
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Women are easy.
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 01:59 AM (UTC)
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Trust is an important factor in any relationship. Ask her if she farts.
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Rockchalk5477
01/24/2012 02:06 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:I think I'll play when I get home. WII W/ COMPONENT CABLES!

Yay! Have fun!

Beware of Forest Speyer.
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 02:07 AM (UTC)
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I'm almost at 31k visits. If I cry, it won't be a happy cry.
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 02:15 AM (UTC)
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For those who accuse me of misogyny, LOOK AT MY SIGS.

I LOVE women, and I just want it to get through your skulls why you make us miserable. If I didn't give a shit, I wouldn't bother.
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01/24/2012 02:15 AM (UTC)
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I think I wanna marry Rockchalk.

Is he joking? Idonno. Idonno.
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Rockchalk5477
01/24/2012 02:27 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
I think I wanna marry Rockchalk.

smile

We can have a Resident Evil/Mortal Kombat-themed wedding!
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daryui
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01/24/2012 02:28 AM (UTC)
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You know what's interesting? My status as @Dark_Raiden led me a conversation via email and I'm like supposed to writing for something similar to this now with other people.

So yeah.. >_>
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mkwhopper
01/24/2012 02:28 AM (UTC)
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totheark
01/24/2012 02:32 AM (UTC)
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ShingoEX Wrote:
Trust is an important factor in any relationship. Ask her if she farts.

Trust minus the truthfulness.
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acidslayer
01/24/2012 02:33 AM (UTC)
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i got to the boss in arcana heart and lost quite bad. got her health down quite a bit in her human form.

currently watching alcatraz on fox.
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01/24/2012 02:39 AM (UTC)
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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
I think I wanna marry Rockchalk.

smile

We can have a Resident Evil/Mortal Kombat-themed wedding!


That would be hella tight!

Il be....Josh/Jax: Elite smash dat azz!
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 02:43 AM (UTC)
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Those who are the same strive to be different.

I'm different, and I just want to be the same. I wish I could tell you of the things running through my head right now, but the few friends I have on this site (as well as life) are worth keeping, so I'll not.

It's like wanting to scream at the top of your lungs, but fearing bursting the eardrums of the few who would actually want to listen.

I just want to be the well-adjusted "everyman", and not this crazy nutcase who's brain is firing on all cylinders 100% of the time.

I've been told I'm borderline genius. Well, if this is genius, then it's a punishment I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Being so "smart" (as they tell me) shouldn't make me feel so fucking stupid.
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 02:47 AM (UTC)
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...and it brings a loneliness like no other.
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Espio872
01/24/2012 02:55 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
I think I wanna marry Rockchalk.

smile

We can have a Resident Evil/Mortal Kombat-themed wedding!


That would be hella tight!

Il be....Josh/Jax: Elite smash dat azz!


.....lololol
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 03:12 AM (UTC)
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It's currently 9:11, and I don't feel like a Porsche or a terrorist.
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ShingoEX
01/24/2012 03:17 AM (UTC)
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Soul Calibur needs a REAL guest character, like Guts from Berserk. None of this Link/Spawn/Heihachi/Yoda/Vader/Starkiller/Ezio/Barbara Walters/Speedball/Julia Roberts shit
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