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I demand this page be about cats.

Why, I love pussy in both it's incarnations.

3 incarnations, you mean, although I disagree with the terminology, as does Betty White.

What's the 3rd?

Being called a pussy.

I take it as a compliment. I mean, after all, you are what you eat :P

ZING!

Thank you for caling 9-1-1, your call is very important to us, please stay on the line... ♫Janie's got a gun♫

I have a crush on an internet pseudo-celebrity, and I hate myself for it.

She insanely adorable, and there need to be laws against it.

Try playing Transformers: War For Cybertron with both "Dare" and "The Touch" on your custom soundtracks.

YOU WILL FEEL LIKE A GOD AND NOTHING WILL STOP YOU!

(unless you just suck)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAESo2uv-po

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

The power of 80's butt rock is incredible.

I found sadness and emptiness to be one of the greatest inspirations for creating art.

Everyone can write a happy love song. It takes something special to hit hard with melancholy.

I. Want. Food.

Keyara looks delicious...

lol
this is real btw
its one some African language setting
some douche decided to do it

I wish I was a mainstream music artist, so I can make repetitive music and get millions of dollars doing it.

why the fuck would you wish that
so you just want to contribute to it

Instead of changing it

Be David Guetta. Make a 3 note song with a side chain effect. Hire a rapper or singer to sing along with the three notes. Profit.

today i called my work to find out my schedule. it's 1 day. it sucks but it's better than nothing.later will watch some buffy season 5. listened to some korn on my x-box. played some sc 2 on ps2 and x-box. also played mk4,thps on n64,mvsc2 on ps2,fable lost chapters on x-box,gg judgement and darkstalkers tower on psp.

can't wait to watch bleach tonight at 12:00.

it's funny that i don't know half of the wwe roster and tna roster. i occasionally watch wrestling but feel it's gone to crap for the past few years.

woner what i'll get to eat. smartfood popcorn,lays chips, or snyders pretzel sandwhiches.

It depends. Remember...Tool and Aerosmith are "mainstream". Don Henley and Peter Gabriel are "mainstream".

Chubby girls rock. I don't like the feeling that I may break her hip when i SLAP DAT ASS

Retired 80-year-old chicks rock, in their rocking chairs. They're so amazing; you can slap them as hard as you can to their steel-reinforced hips without the fear of breaking a hip (again)!

"She's not naked, officer...she's clearly wearing boots and a belt!"