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FlamingTP
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 •03/29/2012 06:00 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:


why do you think the Thousand Island on the big macs are stirred with dicks?
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 •03/29/2012 07:39 AM (UTC) •
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Viola and the Mimics! ♥♥♥

Except Kilik. Fuck him.
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Torchia
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 •03/29/2012 07:39 AM (UTC) •
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ANSWER MY QUESTIONS 6, AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED!

QUESTION 1:

500 Bricks are on a plane. One falls out. How many bricks are left on the plane?
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 •03/29/2012 08:27 AM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
ANSWER MY QUESTIONS 6, AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED!

QUESTION 1:

500 Bricks are on a plane. One falls out. How many bricks are left on the plane?


500
500 were ON the plane, the one that was IN the plane fell OUT of the plane.

Or as George Carlin says, On the plane? FUCK YOU I'm getting IN the plane. Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane! There seems to be less WIND in here.
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 •03/29/2012 10:00 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
torchia Wrote:
ANSWER MY QUESTIONS 6, AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED!

QUESTION 1:

500 Bricks are on a plane. One falls out. How many bricks are left on the plane?


500
500 were ON the plane, the one that was IN the plane fell OUT of the plane.

Or as George Carlin says, On the plane? FUCK YOU I'm getting IN the plane. Let Evil Kenevil get ON the plane! There seems to be less WIND in here.


I'm sidestepping your overthinking and saying:

FALSE. The answer is 499 bricks.

QUESTION 2:

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the refridgerator?
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 •03/29/2012 12:29 PM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
I'm sidestepping your overthinking and saying:
FALSE. The answer is 499 bricks.
QUESTION 2:
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the refridgerator?

These are pretty interesting. Many of the riddles seen online demand English thinking and I usually think in Finnish, but it's not a problemo really. Ugh, I guess I'd just open the door, put the elephant in and close the door. Many things could surely complicate the situation though...
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 •03/29/2012 01:02 PM (UTC) •
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chop it up put it in the fridge and shut the door.
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 •03/29/2012 01:16 PM (UTC) •
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Icebaby
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 •03/29/2012 01:59 PM (UTC) •
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These pictures are too funny:

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 •03/29/2012 03:16 PM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:


That's awesome, but now I'll forever remain skeptical of what people are doing to my food. What if I receive cunt nuggets? I don't know their vagina!


Cuggets.



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 •03/29/2012 04:21 PM (UTC) •
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jack4813 Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:


That's awesome, but now I'll forever remain skeptical of what people are doing to my food. What if I receive cunt nuggets? I don't know their vagina!


Cuggets.





Brava, sir.

Nipple Pickles = Nickle Slices
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FlamingTP
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 •03/29/2012 04:49 PM (UTC) •
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I'd hit it.
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Icebaby
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 •03/29/2012 05:46 PM (UTC) •
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It's kind of funny how my one group mate had trouble finding me on Facebook when I clearly gave him the name that I use on it to find me.

I sincerely doubt that he has been having a difficult time finding me, especially when I gave him my name just so that we, as well as the other group member, could work together in presenting our project to the group. It's not like we had a week to find each other, this is the third week into this project. I could not do anything about it when it was first assigned because I had a medical emergency that had me leaving earlier. And only one of the two approached me the next week and asked me for my name, but never did anything about it, nor did she leave me anything for me to help find her.

I swear, schools always expect you to work fine with others, but you soon realize that it's really not until the work force you can work with people that HAS to do their part of the job, otherwise they'll get fired. In this situation, it's only their grade that's in peril...
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 •03/29/2012 06:05 PM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:


I'd hit it.


Jessica Nigri? If so, I one hundred percent agree.
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 •03/29/2012 06:14 PM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:


I'd hit it.


FUS RO DAH!!!
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 •03/29/2012 06:15 PM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
It's kind of funny how my one group mate had trouble finding me on Facebook when I clearly gave him the name that I use on it to find me.

I sincerely doubt that he has been having a difficult time finding me, especially when I gave him my name just so that we, as well as the other group member, could work together in presenting our project to the group. It's not like we had a week to find each other, this is the third week into this project. I could not do anything about it when it was first assigned because I had a medical emergency that had me leaving earlier. And only one of the two approached me the next week and asked me for my name, but never did anything about it, nor did she leave me anything for me to help find her.

I swear, schools always expect you to work fine with others, but you soon realize that it's really not until the work force you can work with people that HAS to do their part of the job, otherwise they'll get fired. In this situation, it's only their grade that's in peril...


you should not be forced to suffer at the lazy hands of others.
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Get that ass BANNED

•03/29/2012 07:19 PM (UTC) •
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Transformers Fall of Cybertron is released on August 28th.
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Torchia
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 •03/29/2012 07:22 PM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:


LOL! I've never seen this! There go my last few questions!

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 •03/29/2012 07:27 PM (UTC) •
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 •03/29/2012 08:02 PM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:


I'd hit it.


Lose the pigtails and we're in business.
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Get that ass BANNED

•03/29/2012 08:04 PM (UTC) •
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The Trinity has deemed you... unacceptable.
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(Erik)
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 •03/29/2012 09:06 PM (UTC) •
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I have a friend who works at GameStop. For Pokemon's release she dressed up like a Pikachu and for Mortal Kombat's release she dressed up like Kitana.

I hate when your group members want to add you on facebook instead of just communicate through emails. I think facebook is too personal.

And finally, I think I am going to fail my first course of my college experience, and it has to happen my last semester of my senior year. It sucks. And I am imagining that I am not going to graduate. Sigh.
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 •03/29/2012 09:33 PM (UTC) •
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The Ring: Terror's Realm looks like one of the most abysmal Dreamcast games I've ever seen. I can't believe I never heard of this.

Oh, the music. The Glasgow smile on the main character.

The horror.
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 •03/29/2012 10:45 PM (UTC) •
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I hate when your group members want to add you on facebook instead of just communicate through emails. I think facebook is too personal.


It is a stupid thing when group members want to add on Facebook. I'd rather do it through email. Because as of right now, this guy is apparently not understanding a THING with our project.

We're supposed to explain and analyze an English myth that we were assigned to, it's about how double negatives are illogical. He questions me, "I have no idea what we're supposed to do with the myths."

Yeah, this project has been assigned to us for at least three weeks now, this could have been solved if we were to have met and talked after class. Now, it's just, "I really hope you guys have this completed because we're presenting in two weeks and this has to be a ten minute long presentation."

I don't want to be that person who comes off as the only person who did their part while making the others look like idiots. Although I don't have a problem presenting that, I just don't want to do it for the 15th year of school. And sadly, Facebook is the only way I can be able to contact these guys... Pitfiul.
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 •03/30/2012 12:16 AM (UTC) •
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Woah
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