Ugh.........life why are you so fucking complicated?!?!

So I have pink eye and at the risk of being labeled as one of the "infected" I have come up with 2 clever ways to cover my eye.
1. An eye patch- perhaps start a new trend of modern pirate eyewear and accessories. It could become a hit!
2. Wrap an ace wrap around my head and eye and make it look like I have a head injury. It'll make me look tough and bada** knowing I survived an ordeal.

Or I could just walk around like a zombie and tell people it's contagious and possibly create a local epidemic of pink-eyed people who's touch can infect others...in the eye!!!

It's madness, madness I say.

This is why you never go ass to mouth.

I couldn't stay away from this avatar. It's too badass.

Agreed good sir.

Man. Xbox might be banned in USA. Oh how terrible. And Namco will be making the next smash bros? Well alright I'll give it a chance.

This is just my luck.

So my sister tells me about a girl who likes me. So I start talking to her, start getting to know her. Turns out she has a boyfriend. The one time I decide to give her a chance and she has a bf.

Story of my fucking life.

oh no, dont ban a console I wont own again ever anyway oh god no!

I don't think I could function properly without owning a console and I'm not dropping $300+ for a fucking PS3.

I have nothing against PS3, but if my Xbox is banned, I'd be forced into buying one and that's bad, m'kay.

250 for the console is not so bad. 50 more than the 4gb Xbox and 50 less than the 200 hundred gb Xbox with matte finish. I'd say it's a reasonable price.

I don't think you understand where I'm coming from. I'm NOT spending money on another console. It's a slap in the face.

If they ban my console, I'll find the man who made it possible and ban him from existence. Idiocy.

Oh. Well then damn.

Actually they are just trying to ban imports of the system into the U.S., so if you already have one your safe.

I'm assuming the Xbox ban is some sort of initiative to make Americans cooler, smarter, and more attractive to the opposite sex.

huitzil

The article I read said that Microsoft violated some sort of patent that Motorola already had, and apparently 360's being made in china pisses the judge off who is trying to see this thing through.

Fuck, I want to write a thank you email to somebody that I interviewed with, but she didn't give me a business card and I totally can not remember her name.

I can help. Her name is Sexy McSugartits.

You're welcome. ^_^

Just got finished playing the Kingdom Hearts: 3D Demo
Fucking awesome & fun

yea xbox isnt getting banned

and also

this is a vibrator store. Its a DILDO store. bye

hahaha

call a dildo store and see how they react when they find out your a guy or actually dont do that

Just send a general thank you note to every e-mail address in the world. That way, not only will you thank the nameless-business card-less lady, you'll thank all future interviewees, saving you some trouble in the future. :)

Wait, what?

I would probably get so many replies. My inbox would cry.

I've been playing Rage... and found out that the reason it's so short is because of the 360... and I laughed.