That was my same reaction. True story

Use it wisely.

I would recommend to invest.

hey with the way Americans and Canadians have treated Natives in the past they should be getting their assses kissed everyday

Might go see The Campaign tonight.

Holy Pissbucket, I didn't know I got DPs for it...

I should Practice doing something.... hmm

I love my room mate's dog, Herbert. He is friendly, clean, great with people, and downright adorable. He is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Red With a white chest.

Here's the thing...

He begs. Now you're probably thinking "DUH DUDE, TONS OF DOGS BEG."

Herbert, has made it an art.

See, there are two ways he begs.

1. The sad puppy look. Now this isn't your typical sad puppy look. This is downright pathetic. I'm not even trolling or exaggerating when I say I've seen Holocaust death camp inmates look happier than Herbert. His eyes turn into giant, tear-dropped shaped orbs, and he literally wears an expression like you just murdered his lover. Frowny face, sad eyes, tears, the works.

2. The maniacal look. This one really pisses me off. This is the expression he wears when he is downright CONVINCED he is about to get something. His eyes get big and wild and googly, and he drools a fucking waterfall until his chest is soaked . He gives you a look that says ERMERGERD FEERRRRRD. Every time he does this, I want to kick him square in the Puppy Production Pole.


Now I love Herbert, and I understand he begs because he often gets food from people. However, his face is just built for begging, and his facial expressions drive me nuts. He is a little troll too. He tried to steal my pizza one time, so I yelled at him. The little fucker goes to sit in the hall, and peeks half of his face outside of my bedroom door while one, wild, maniacal googly eye observes me like he still has a chance. So I threw a sock at him and told him to fuck off. he did.

He stole my room mate's expensive steak from Outback Steakhouse once. My room mate left it on the coffee table so he could use the restroom. He comes back and Herbert is engulfing it like a fucking panther in his doggy kennel.


Fucking Herbert.

There is pressure building in my right eye socket.

Soon its gonna do this then you're gonna be like this

I swear Herb Dean has to be the WORST when it comes to stoppages.

I like.

I'm pretty sure my fan just broke inside my laptop.

Fuck

You're fucked.

Split this between fellow Native bros. As in me

Lololol Whopper.

KungLaodoesntsuck you should put that money into your savings account if you have one. if not make one and your money will grow.

on season 6 of supernatural.

Putting 4,000 dollars in my savings account. The 750 will be spending money for various things. Trying to save for a car.

I know I'm not the only person that thinks this, but I really want people to change their soundtracks, whether I'm in the car, at a party, or at some wedding...

If I have to hear anything from B96 or LMFAO one more time, I am destroying the speakers.

simple solution

fuck that social shit

or complex solution

take that shit over

I've been in a shit mood all day.