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Fantastic. Another Ps3 coming out.
SubMan799 Wrote:
Customer: There's a shit stain on the toilet, can you clean it?
Me: -________________________________-
Customer: There's a shit stain on the toilet, can you clean it?
Me: -________________________________-
Heh, this might be disgusting, but at least be happy that it's poop and not period blood.
Girls are so fucking disgusting when it comes to public bathrooms, and at times, I find myself holding it in rather than using the bathroom at a restuarant.
For instance, I went into a Wendy's bathroom before my boyfriend and I met up with our friends for lunch here. I'm confused on whether the girl was mentally retarded in knowing how to use a bathroom stall or this girl may have had an abortion while using the stall. There's blood on the seat, of course the toilet isn't flushed, so not only did I get a glance of the water being red, there's also a nice giant log right in the middle of it. It also seemed like the woman either felt that playing with toilet water was her main intention on using the stall, or she fell in, because the ground was soaked... And there's toilet paper everywhere on the floor.
Let's just say, I walked out of the bathroom, pale as a ghost and asked if we could go somewhere else for lunch. We end up going to Chipotle instead, and I hurled on my way over there.


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If kindness could kill... I'd be a murderer.


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I didn't know Greg Miller from IGN has cancer. That sucks.


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Murcielago Wrote:
Fantastic. Another Ps3 coming out.
Why is there no link?Fantastic. Another Ps3 coming out.
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
If kindness could kill... I'd be a murderer.
If kindness could kill... I'd be a murderer.
If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring.


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Riyakou Wrote:
I really hope NRS announces a new character for Injustice, because I can't make anymore themes until they do. :(
I really hope NRS announces a new character for Injustice, because I can't make anymore themes until they do. :(
Just start the Hawkman theme. Hawkman is awesome, kids are idiots.
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Sekktor Wrote:
Anyone here have Xbox Live? I figured this would be the place to ask. If anyone wants to add me on Live, my Gamertag is G Demarkis. Just be sure to tell me if you're from MKO so there is no confusion.
Anyone here have Xbox Live? I figured this would be the place to ask. If anyone wants to add me on Live, my Gamertag is G Demarkis. Just be sure to tell me if you're from MKO so there is no confusion.
Better place. Anywhere else on the forums, always better place.
Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Better place. Anywhere else on the forums, always better place.
Sekktor Wrote:
Anyone here have Xbox Live? I figured this would be the place to ask. If anyone wants to add me on Live, my Gamertag is G Demarkis. Just be sure to tell me if you're from MKO so there is no confusion.
Anyone here have Xbox Live? I figured this would be the place to ask. If anyone wants to add me on Live, my Gamertag is G Demarkis. Just be sure to tell me if you're from MKO so there is no confusion.
Better place. Anywhere else on the forums, always better place.
Would it be okay to bump it to tell my gamertag?
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Sekktor Wrote:
Would it be okay to bump it to tell my gamertag?
Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Better place. Anywhere else on the forums, always better place.
Better place. Anywhere else on the forums, always better place.
Would it be okay to bump it to tell my gamertag?
That's what it's for, yo. (It's stickied, bump is moot).
Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
That's what it's for, yo. (It's stickied, bump is moot).
Sekktor Wrote:
Would it be okay to bump it to tell my gamertag?
Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Better place. Anywhere else on the forums, always better place.
Better place. Anywhere else on the forums, always better place.
Would it be okay to bump it to tell my gamertag?
That's what it's for, yo. (It's stickied, bump is moot).
Alright. I just replied to the topic with my gamertag.
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Sekktor Wrote:
Alright. I just replied to the topic with my gamertag.
Alright. I just replied to the topic with my gamertag.
Sekktorific!


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Sekktor Wrote:
I thought the brain erases your dreams unless you remember them?
I thought the brain erases your dreams unless you remember them?
I'm sure that is the case. I barely remember my dreams unless they were particularly strange or something. I remember only a few of my dreams.
J-spit Wrote:
AAAGH! I just wanna cuddle with someone. It sucks loving someone over 700 miles away.
AAAGH! I just wanna cuddle with someone. It sucks loving someone over 700 miles away.
You are overflowing with lovey-dovey-ness. Try to acquire a Rarity plushie on eBay, then hug the plushie.
You know, it's a nice gesture to take off your backpack when in a crowded elevator so that your ginormous backpack isn't painfully squishing my boobs back into my chest.
Even when asked to take it off in a kindly manner, don't give me a disgusted look back.
Even when asked to take it off in a kindly manner, don't give me a disgusted look back.
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