That's because she's a stupid bitch and you're even dumber for wasting your time on her.

Seriously don't know what you see in her.

Getting paid

LMAO! It's funny 'cause you guys are brothers.

(I have an older brother and now I'm remembering funny bro moments from our lives...)

Bleh. It's sad being an only child.

Take my little brother

Eh, I think I've missed my chance at the sibling bonding thing.

Outside my window looks like one big Bob Ross painting.

And I have gotten das paid. Time for Borderlands 2 all day errday.

For like 3 days lol

A happy little tree here, a happy little tree there...

Ill make those 3 days a lasting memory.

Here's a few topics:

An 18 year old crashed her bike while high from Zanex. After an odd, disrespectful court hearing, she turned a $200 dollar fine into a $10,000 dollar fine, as well as 30 days in county jail for giving the judge the finger.

And, in less famous news, irony struck me yesterday. The girl I like gave me her number (YES! YES! 1,000 TIMES YES!!!), but I have no phone to use for that.
GOD DAMMIT!

have an interview in less than an hour. im nervous..

I beat Perfect Dark last night... it was fun.

There's a blizzard outside.

So I ate some shrooms.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok

I'm so glad the snow storm didn't affect the mid-atlantic.

Call her from one of your friends' phone or a neighbor's phone?

You don't have a phone? I feel like a girl is either going to interpret that as you bring a scrub and a girl don't want no scrub and/ or she is going to constantly think that you are out there cheating on her if she isn't able to tether you to a cellular device.

Only 2 problems:
I live approximately 26 miles away from most of my friends. Can't use their's.
And 2: When to call and what to say. I have NEVER had a girlfriend, and have no idea how it works with that crap.

interview went extremely well

I'm having a quiet Friday today, still recovering from last night. (Still somehow losing my balance a lot)

So I decided to play Black Ops 2 for a bit and I did something that I'm still impressed by.

I have a class "Laughing Octopus" that has a riot shield and a ballistic knife. I'm roaming around Slugs a bit. I catch this guy just shooting at me and he's doing nothing to me because of the shield. He goes prone so he can try to shoot my feet, but it's not working. A second guy comes in, starts shooting me from the side.

Last minute bouncing betty throw, kills them both.

I was pleased... and came out second most kills on my team with 17...

I like knifing now. And I couldn't believe that worked.

Eh.
Taking a break

Add me on Xbox nigz. GT: Law of Metatron

You should go online.