Oh Plague Inc. how I loathe your necroa disease right now. I want to see the world turn into zombies, not finding the scientists already making the goddamn cure.

Thank you O wonderous wizard

Now let's all focus on our chi and have a great day

Plague Inc. was the only dollar that I ever spent on an app.

Star Trek: Into Darkness was very meh.

Yeah! I get to burn in the sun for Eaton's Memorial Day parade!

Sweet, I finally destroyed humanity with my army of zombies.

Just got back from vacation yesterday. It was pretty nice. :)

Applying for jobs suck.

My town could use Ra's al Ghul right now. or a batman or maybe non dirty cops.

I concur, especially in their "We'll call you back sometime within 90 days" part.

I was born in 1599.5 and I traveled to Alien World (aka a Mars) and I quickly became Vice Prime Minister CEO and lived in a mall until I moved to Burger King.


And such is why Mars gives you geometry.

I'd like the title of "Battosai The Slasher".

Who wants to go for a meal at Amy's Baking Company?

Left over spaghett for dinner.

Reaction to random sig/avatar ban

I get the typical, "HR will contact you for more info..." I'm just thinking in my head.. 'Bitch just tell me now that I didn't get it'

Exactly... And it's not like I dressed up to impress for nothing, even if it is for a part time job. I'd like a little acknowledgement whether or not I'm being considered as an employee or not.

"Sighs" the day will come when I am in control and you all bow down to my every command.

Oh shit, I probably shouldn't have wrote that.

I can't believe it took me twenty minutes to remember my favorite Sin City character's name.


Marv.

Just did my first day working at a movie theater. Only took them about two days to call me back to say you got the job.

ps, I already own all of you.

Funny, I have those exact same plans.

No, only I am allowed to take control of the world. Otherwise I will press this self destruct button next to me. It has the ability to turn something at pure random into a fountain of chocolate and strawberries. It could be delicious to you, but I wouldn't be so eager to eat it if it was from a human. Therefore, I own you all, so bow down to me and get me some pickles.

Please? Thank you!

Also, bananas QUACK!

I would love to.

My favorite is Hartigan. Also love Marv.

I made an awesome game on Sploder called Night Owl.

Check it out and tell me what you guys think!





Please?

I like it.The characters reminded me of code monkeys.

Sup?