We need interesting news! News! News! Someone kick Ed Boon in the balls, please!

GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE.

I FUCKING HATE MORTALKOMBATONLINE FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn hacker, we get the fucking message.

FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bitch, we get the point.

olo, Deja Vu

This does seem to be a hacker, unless it's a clever trick of some sort by Shyriu. I've banned the account until the matter can be settled.

SHYRIU BEEN HACKDED

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In other news...
Horror icon, Freddy Krueger was arrested this morning outside of a 7-11 along with a number of day laborers who were looking for work. Officer Rick Townson says,
"Apparently, Mr. Kreuger has fallen on hard times as of late and decided to come here to this 7-11 to look for work. Clearly the day laborers who regularly congregate here took exception to Mr. Krueger using his celebrity to gain an advantage in getting work. Mr. Krueger in turn started using profanity and threatened the laborers with his glove. However, he had sold the razors that went with the glove earlier that morning for a McMuffin and a cup of orange juice from McDonalds. It appears that he grew agitated and started to get into a fight with the laborers.
According to eye witness accounts, the laborers managed to subdue Mr. Krueger and proceed to beat him with shovels and kick him repeatedly in the groin. Subsequently, police arrived on the scene where we arrested everyone involved.
Mr. Krueger was belligerent in addition to being in terrible shape after the beating he took. He resisted the officers and given his reputation, he was tasered to the ground. In the process of placing him in the squad car, Mr. Krueger, who was emotional and his clothes tattered began to threaten the officers by telling them not to go to sleep cause he was going to rip them apart. One of the officers noticed a 15 oz bottle of Jack Daniels in his back pocket and clearly he had been drinking.
Mr. Krueger will be held overnight and is scheduled to go before a judge when he's had a chance to sober up in custody."
This story follows two weeks after Michael Myers was arrested for prostitution outside a nightclub at around 2am. He had no comment, but his attorney has released a statement on his behalf...
"My client, Michael Myers is embarrassed to have let his fans and other horror movie icons down by his actions. He expresses great regret and hopes that the help that he is currently seeking will enable him to find the peace he's been looking for all these years. Thank you all who has showed your support through fan mail."
MKO News will give further updates on this story and the Freddy Krueger incident as they evolve.
... And now to Sports with G_Ninja. G... how are the Mets going to come back from that heartbreaking ninth inning loss to Atlanta?
Ghostdragon

Well, I don't know GD, thats like an invisible sandwich!

Sports are so boring. Only good thing about them is....Oh wait, that's right, nothing! Just a bunch of pricks getting hoped up on steroids. Just ask Chris Benoit. Oh right.

And what do you like? Sniffing daisies? Sports aren't always people jacked up on roids, some have drug tests, and some (like golf) don't require athletic ability. Open up a bit.
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In other news, Shyiu has returned after his hack, only a few hours after the hacking occured. No interviews have been established yet, but we'll get back on the story when we recieve more information.

DArqueBishop and I have determined who the "hacker" was, and I'm very disappointed to announce it was RyanRaiden. I really thought you were back on the right track, but this just takes the cake.

What a vagina.
Let's all go to his place and fuck is parents.
I call pops.

lol maternet
I wish I was hacked.
Please hack me.

I've wondered recently & I asked this in the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" thread, has anyone that believes in the supernatural ever asked a Ouija board where Osama bin Laden is hiding?

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In other news, Shyriu's hacker is suprisingly RyanRaiden. Yes, RyanRaiden. Amazing I know. Torchia has planned that we go to the home of Mr. Ryan and get jiggy with his parents, and that he states that he wants to have fun with the daddy.
And in other news, a question has arisen, "Why the fuck am I doing this?"

P...A...R...I...S...H...I...L...T...O...N
Damn....

Damn green worms.

I wouldn't put it past her.

I got dibs on being co-anchor!

Have at it!
News will return in....whenever you feel like it

Its not incredibly hard to believe, didn't he just leave recently? Probly wanted to go out with a bang.

Then why take over the account of someone as useless and unpopular as Shyriu? O_-