.ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐnɯ
.sǝɥɔʇıq 'buıʞ1ɐʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ buıddoʇs ʇou ɯ,ı 'pǝıɟsıʇɐs ɯ,ı 1ıʇun ǝsnɐɔ, 'sǝıɯɯoɯ ɹnoʎ oʇ ʎɹɔ ob 11ɐ noʎ 11ǝʍ
.ʇɐǝu sı sıɥʇ .ǝɹoɟǝq buıʞ1ɐʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ɥbnoɹɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ pǝɥsı1dɯoɔɔɐ ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,ı ʇnq 'sʇo1 ǝ1doǝd uǝʇɥbıɹɟ oʇ puǝʇ ı 'ɐɥɐɥ
¿ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno pǝɹɐɔs ʇıɥs ǝɥʇ buıʇʇǝb ǝs1ǝ ǝuoʎuɐ sı ...uoıʇsǝnb ɹǝʇʇǝq uǝʌǝ uɐ ɹo
¿ʇǝʎ buıʞ1ɐʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʎɯ ɟo pǝɹıʇ buıʇʇǝb ǝuoʎuɐ sı os

Your upside-down talking is not sexy.
KARATE, you need to tell what the picture is! No cookie until you get it completely right.

How come all ridiculousy gorgeous girls are ridiculously impossible to get?

I got a new computer chair!!! The old one was torn and broken and distgusting, this new one is comfy and sexy

I might be reading too much into this, but what exactly is your problem with me?
-SMR-

Becasue they know they're gorgeous.

He thinks your too sexy.
Just ignore him...

Simple answer:

You need to learn what they want and then give it to them, rather than giving them what you think they want. See the difference? Men rarely know how to treat women properly, and hence, women rarely find a man that makes them truly happy. Each women is an individual and needs to be treated as such in order to be understood. There are no hard and fast rules that apply to each individual. Don't ever beleive your friends when they say "all women want this, or all women act like this" it is almost always crap advice. Even other women don't truly know all the answers about women. You simply need to learn the person and, of course, they have to feel an atraction to you in the first place. Honestly though if all you are looking for is beauty, you will probably find nothing else. Just my 2 cents, but you need to look a little deeper if you want anything better than that.

You really are oblivious? You're not joking? Please, tell me you are joking... I thought I had made myself clear more than once.
If I anwser this question, just tell me you will read it.
Most of your replies are either boot-licking or just simply mindless. I haven't been outright "mean" with ya because I know you can be intelligent... I just haven't been shown a proof. You are not a 13 year old with too much hormones and that will throw a fist for whatever reason. That is what bothers me most, you are able to write something more than just the same crap! Yet, you don't.
You can say whatever you want and take it as an insult, but I consider as I clear and made proper argumentation. If you want, I can show you your own posts and you'll see how they can all be pretty much a "copy-paste" of each other.

The thing is, you are a poor one to be criticizing others on their posts due to the fact that the vast majority of your posts I've ever read revolve around you being almost entirely narcissistic in them, or just randomly taking a stab at other users, and jumping on the bandwagon when something gets started in a "me too" fashion.
Where is the intelligence in that?
And to make matters worse, you chose your username as your password, not only here but on other sites as well? That's almost as bad as using "password" as a password to log in with. And you bring up a question of intelligence in someone else?
I think moreso than most, your posts are the ones that can be labelled as "copy-paste" jobs.
From what I can see, this is more or less a case of the pot calling the kettle black than anything else.
"Judge not, lest ye be judged." Words to live by.

You type too much Jonin01.

Alright,Not to get in the middle or anything,But how come everytime Sarah makes a post and or Somebody says something "Against" her,You always have something to say? Im not trying to be mean im just saying Can't people have there own opinion on people? I never see you post unless under these circumstances.
You got a thing for Sarah or something? If so,Thats cool man,But I agree with Shyriu. She is to NICE! All of her posts always have something to do with the mods posting, Nobody else.
Can you say suck up?
That is all.
Anyways....
JJ,I want my cookie!!!!!!
ok,the picture is the Waistline of a man. The black part which looks like a thong is just to not show the naked ness. That is what it is!!! You want me to prove it?

You cannot prove it because you are wrong. You are VERY close. There is no thong in the picture.

I was actually thinking of Emma Watson .... seeing as how she's a celebrity and lives in Oxford, England ... but that's good too.

I post so rarely now... Eek..

Me too.....we need more awesome users to keep this forum alive...

I know! I alone won't suffice...I need a Side Kick. Hmmm...

^ i'm still here ElNino!

Dude i never said it was a "Thong" I said it is what "LOOKS LIKE" a "Thong" and yes i can prove it.
This is the Proof.
Now can i have my cookie?
Btw,Read the last paragrah.

Now go listen to the album.

Lesson of the Day:
Don't get discouraged about your appearence...

If this Guy ^^ Can have a Threesome, So can you!

Aww it's cute.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!
*Eats the cookie*
That was good!
Thanks again.

Ooooh.....I thought you meant real women.......you are probably going to need a record label and a Lambo to pull this one off dude. Have you thought about becoming a profesional recording artist, or maybe like an eccentric billionare?

My lip is better. Its pretty much healed now.