Yea, usually I have no problem getting to sleep at night, even though I take naps on most days, but recently it's just been impossible.

If I throw a stick at you, will you go away?

^I have a t-shirt that says that, with a picture of a stick.

Yeah thats who i'm talking about. I was just thinking they would make an awesome sig. Google image them and you can find alot of stuff to use as a sig.

But there is one thing that i can't find is the K at 19 secs Click

anyone missed me here? i've been passing out lately... i have (not sure how to spell this illness) citasyness, just a really bad pain that's going around in my head that only occurs on the left side of my head. but i'll be fine... i'm almost going to be leaving for new orleans! woot woot!

Have fun with that!

Chuck Norris faxed a letter of congratulations to Tim Tebow for winning the Heisman. My theory is that he scared the letter into faxing itself.

Also, Chuck Norris does not wear a watch because he decides what time it is.

Hmmm. Man sues over the right to host naked Twister sex parties. I'm noy kidding. It was on CNN. Who agrees with this guy? I do, if it's with legal aged women.

Well, nobodies home. I'm a teenage boy left all alone, I'm gonna go do... teenage boy stuff.

Ugh!

I'm so hungry.

May I suggest pig intestines & 7 up?

Like jack off?

Just kidding.

No,you may not...

I do have some 7 Up though

Drivah Bah Threadah.

Mountain Dew is better.

Of Course.That is so scientific, I could have never thought of that!*Writes down "Mountain Dew' on note pad.

Pwned like a noob.

Sorry.... I just had to say that somewhere.

What...the...hell?

Queensryche rule.

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Say Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky Say Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Say Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky Say Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky

[Hook:]
Its Five In The Morning And Im Up Havin' Phone Sex Wit You, You(so horney)
And Now Im On The Hotline Over Here Lustin For You, You(so horney)
Lets Talk About Sex Baby
Lets Talk About You And Me
Lets Talk About Bubbles In The Tub
Lets Talk About Makin Love
Lets Talk About Cherrys on Top
Or its Goin Down
I want to talk dirty to you Baby On The Hotline

[Baby Blue:]
On The Hotline the sun aint up But I Had To Call Ya Cuz Im Home Alone Lustin For Ya
Im In My Room Nuthin But A Towel On
Take Them Granny Panties Off put A Thong On
I Love It When I Hear Ya moan Got A Sexy Tone That Makes The Dick Long
You In A Complete Other City On The Fan Like when ever with Nothing But A Baby Tee On
You The Kind Of Girl Thats Sexy In The Boxer Shorts
Im The Kind Of Nigga That Makes You Ride It Like A Porsh
Yeah I Met You On Myspace Now Im About To Fly You Out To My Place In The Morning

[Hook:]
Its Five In The Morning And Im Up Havin' Phone Sex Wit You, You(Iso horney)
And Now Im On The Hotline Over Here Lustin For You, You(so horney)
Lets Talk About Sex Baby
Lets Talk About You And Me
Lets Talk About Bubbles In The Tub
Lets Talk About Makin Love
Lets Talk About Cherrys on Top
Or its Goin Down
I want to talk dirty to you Baby On The Hotline

[Slick Em:]
Its 5:30 In The Mornin Ya Moanin
Im Horney (horney)
Im Lonely(Im Lonely)
Im Touchin And Rubbin Call Me (Call Me)
Call Me (Call Me)
You Cummin (You Cummin)
Called You 7 Times Baby Girl Dont Stall Me
I Wanna Kiss You From Yo Temple To Yo Feet
To The Dimples In Yo Cheek To The Middle Of Ya G-String
Conversation Underneath The Sheets
You Know Me Red Bull Like A Energy Im A Freak

[Spectacular:]
Babygirl Said She Loves Phone Sex
Say The Sound Of My Deep Voice Make Her Wet
You Call Me 5 A.M. On The Dot
Now I'm thinking 'bout You With Panties No Top
Picture This You Say You Comin Over
Thirty Minutes Later You Was Parkin Rover
Jumped Out The Car And I Met You At The Door
Three Seconds In The House And Your Panties On The Floor
Kiss You In The Mouth Lay To Hands On My Cheeks
Straight Action On The Carpet Rug Burns On My Knees
Now You On The Phone Like 'Damn I Made A Mess'
Got My Hands In My Pants
Man I Love Phone Sex

[Hook:]
Its Five In The Morning And Im Up Havin' Phone Sex Wit You, You(so horney)
And Now Im On The Hotline Over Here Lustin For You, You(so horney)
Lets Talk About Sex Baby
Lets Talk About You And Me
Lets Talk About Bubbles In The Tub
Lets Talk About Makin Love
Lets Talk About Cherry On Top
Or it's Goin Down
I want to talk dirty to you baby On The Hotline

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Say Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Say Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky

Who took you to the Candy Shop?

Justin Timberlake:Until The End Of Time

Woke up this morning
Heard the TV sayin' something
'Bout disaster in the world and
It made me wonder where I'm going
There's so much darkness in the world
But I see beauty left in you girl
And what you give me makes me know
That I'll be alright

Because if your love was all I had
In this life
Well that would be enough
Until the end of time
So rest your weary heart
And relax your mind
Cause I'm gonna love you girl
Until the end of time

You've got me singing
Oh whoa, yeah
Oh whoa, yeah
Everybody sing
Oh whoa, yeah
Everybody singing
Oh whoa yeah

No if you're ever wondering
About the way I'm feeling
Well baby girl there ain't no question
Just to be around you is a blessing
Sick and tired of trying to save the world
I just want to spend my time with you girl
And what you're giving me
Makes me know that we'll be alright.

Because if your love was all I had
In this life
Well that would be enough
Until the end of time
So rest your weary heart
And relax your mind
Cause I'm gonna love you girl
Until the end of time

You've got me singing
Oh whoa, yeah
Oh whoa, yeah
Everybody sing
Oh whoa, yeah
Everybody singing
Oh whoa yeah

This one's for the lovers
If you're out there let me hear you say
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
This one's for the lovers
If you're out there let me hear you say
Yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah)
This one's for the lovers
If you're out there let me hear you say
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
This one's for the lovers
If you're out there let me hear you say
Yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah)

Oh whoa yeah
Oh whoa yeah
Oh whoa yeah
Oh whoa yeah

Cause if your love was all I had
In this life
That would be enough
Until the end of time

I am absolutely livid right now. It would probably be best if nobody crossed me for the foreseeable future.

If only i knew how to do the fucking Umlat over the "Y"

yess i found my first sig (kudos to Skinsley)

I just got the new Ringo Starr single.