Okay. there's a Chuck Norris Facts site. That's cool and all. But damn it, why does Steven Segal still get snubed? He's broken so make necks, arms, legs, backs, wrists, ankles, jaws and hands with a single effortless expression.

Where's the Segal love?


Ghostdragon

I'm staying up all night re-writing the screenplay of Star Wars: A New Hope.

soooooo...whats this thread about?

your mom

shut up! and suck my D***

i cant suck your D***. what is a D*** anyway???

i only suck COCKS and you have to be 18 or older..

Imagine, if you will, a bar in town that has just opened. It quickly gains a reputation in town as the hottest spot in town, where all the cool people go. You go there every weekend, maybe even everyday, because that's where all your buddies hang. They go there because its where all their buddies hang. Soon, the other regulars in the bar whom you had previously not even known had existed, are your buddies as well. While not everyone may get along, and there is the occasional drama, overall the patrons are awesome people, and its a great place to hang.

A few years pass. The city has bought the land the bar is built upon. It is decided that the bar will be torn down and replaced with a public park and playground. The bar patrons can either find a new bar to go to, or they can continue to socialize at the park. They decide to keep coming to the park, where their fabled bar once stood.

Things start out quite well. Its actually cheaper to drink at the park then it is at the bar. Everyone brings ice chests loaded with shit. Good times. There's also a shitload more to do at the park than at the bar. Guys start organizing football games, soccer games, baseball games, basketball games, fucking horseshoes, fuck it, you name it.

But things soon start to seem.... different. Little kids are starting to frequent the park/playground in ever increasing numbers. And not just any kids. Snot-nosed, rugrat, fucktard kids. It would be one thing if the kids kept to themselves, but oh no! They start tipping over the ice chests, spilling shit everywhere. They start interrupting the various sports and activities going on by running out into the middle of the playing field, making stupid comments and asking retarted fucking questions. When they're told to fuck off, they cry and scream, making all kinds of retard noise.

One by one, slowly but surely, guys stop coming to the park. Maybe you don't notice it at first, but one day you look around and see that only a few of your buddies come around anymore. You and your pals stick to one area of the park, while the rest has been overrun by the fucktards, in ever increasing numbers. You stop, and you say, "What the fuck happened to this place?"

Sounds familiar...

God, I missed this thread.

P.S. R.I.P. "Stupid Questions"

I suggest you make a new one immediately.

No school tomorrow for me , too sick.

Glad to see theres gonna be a new Idol soon.

Damn, my burns still haven't healed from the torching Dan gave me...

lol,same here.Cartmansp destroyed me.Could it be Tgrant's year?

Just bring back the older brother of it; The Topics Thread. No questions from mkfl in that one!

I second that.

Aqua Teen tonight was one of my favorites, though they are all up there.

'So........we jigglin......or what............'

But how? how did you get back so soon, no this cannot be!

lolz me too.

Dirty minded

*Rage, not Raging no more.... A gotcha to you two from the happy sportbike freak.... *
A salute to you both!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Where's MKF at?! Ha!

Oh, yeah, it's 2:40 am, and I'm fucking shit-housed! Carry on.

Wasn't me.

Whoohoo!!! MKS has finally return. Finally, i can change my sig again .