i just bought me-self three graphic novels of Suikoden 3!!! Its f-ing awesome! Not only its based on THE most awesome game but it tells you the true story behind the Suikoden universe.

Just beat re4 for the ps2 i didnt really have much trouble with the end boss it was that jet ski part where i kept dying lol what a great game looking forward to the side missions and ada's game.

There's quite a lack of spam threads right now. Where's LouisTypo when we need him.

I'm bored and i'm going to rant.

I'd also like to use this opportunity to laugh at the Shadow Priest's who insult people, then skull others for doing the same thing. Nice going. I'd also like to ask, can Shadow Priests be skulled?

Why does everybody make such a huge fucking deal about their signatures? I swear some people make a bigger deal of how flashy their sigs are than the actual content of their posts. Nevermind the fact that 98 percent of everybody's sigs at this site are complete unoriginal shite anyway. You know who has the best sigs? TheKrypt does. And he doesn't follow the same shitty photoshop cookiecutter design that the rest of you do. He should win every sig contest instead of the rubbish "take a game render, slap it on a flashy background, add some obvious text like the name of the game it's from, then slap some shitty "trademark" or "studio" name in the corner as if you were a one man professional deisgn studio" formula based entries. On top of that, he doesn't make a big deal out of it either. Come here to post, not to show everybody how cool your sig is.

Also, the deletion of posts annoys me. And so do onions, and child proof caps.

Yoyo geeks rule.

There is zero logic behind disallowing console discussion (ie: "consolewars"), but allowing religious discussion (ie: people flaming each other over their beliefs). This is a videogame site, and we're not allowed to argue about videogame consoles because that might cause flaming, but we are allowed to argue about who's God is a dick even though that causes flaming right off the bat? What a fucking joke.

Chrome is a dick.

wtflegend is still a dick.

Siduu should post more.

I miss SS again.

I don't visit #mortalkombat anymore, but I wonder how much sarcastic comments get made about how this site is overrun by "noobs?"

I need a hair cut.

The Midway boards are still the most shit place on the internet. Continue to avoid that place.

MKD still sucks.

People need to stop posting shit forum images to cover for their lack of intellect. I know we're all lazy, but please, try at least a little bit.

I'm a hypocrite, and everybody here who has the intellect to actually create a decent thread wastes it on petty fights, lame insults, and complaining.

All the regulars at this site appear to be depressed.

Citra Coke is bullshit. Don't buy it, they're lying, it's just regular Coke.

I don't get why half of everybody here is in love with Jessica Alba. AussieNinja hit the nail on the head. I've both seen and done better myself.

Most of the matchups so far in MKO Idol have been quite underwhelming to me, because I feel no connection to anybody here anymore now that most of us are exactly the same.

You're not Japanese, get over it.

The wrestling thread is by far the best discussion thread on this site, as it has the most posts that actually have substance or are thought out (albeit often markish opinions), rather than just "cool sig/guy/avatar/ 8 out of 10."
Which is kind of funny considering wrestling isn't intended to be that taxing on the brain.

Too many people make birthday threads. It's cool that it's your birthday, so happy birthday and all, but does every single person really need a thread about it? Why not just have one thread that we can check to wish people a happy birthday, with a title that can be changed sa birthdays happen? Granted, it would be filled with 700 of the exact same post of "Happy birthday!" over and over again, but still, that's better than 700 threads of that sort of thing.

More girls should collect transformers, comics, and other nerdy crap.

I have too much time on my hands.

I'm really, really surprised nobody has posted anything about my username, outside of that one time Blade posted that pic of my old avatar.

I'm glad BL666 doesn't post here very much now, I'm rather enjoying not having to hear angry rants where the word "fuck" is abused more than it should be, where he thinks he's a moderator, and where he's never wrong about absolutely anything ever. Remember that time Hyuga was all "Get the fuck out of my country"? That was funny, I wish I could find that thread.

Nobody pays any attention to the songs anybody else posts in the "What are you listening to" thread because nobody gives a shit about what anybody else likes, so it's really just a waste of time, even though we all want people to congratulate us on having good taste in music, which again, isn't going to happen because nobody cares about what you listen to and probably doesn't even read the other posts. I know I don't.

I made a sparkler bomb tonight and it ruled. I also burnt myself trying to make a glass bottle explode, which it didn't.

I can't keep up with who's who anymore because so many unestablished people keep changing their usernames after hitting about 500 visits.

Celebrities suck because i'm not one.

This site has decyed as the MK series has decayed. Coincidence?

I'm surprised anybody actually visits the Pocket Kombat board at all, let alone buys the games.

I can't decide if i'm English or American.

Most of the regulars who post on the Xbox and PS2 Online forums are dickheads.

I wish people would stop typing "you" as "u." It's two fucking keystrokes.

The entire internet community feels stale, like everything has been done before, which I know sounds stupid, but the word "owned" is old, those "how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up" pictures are old, leetspeak is old, calling people "noob" is both old and stupid, webcomics are old (apart from that one comic which rules), intentionally crappy and "random" drawings are old, homestarrunner.com is old, and everything has been ripped off from everybody else 500 times already.

The word "random" is stupid, stop saying it.

Same thing goes for "good times." Think of something else to say, fuck, it can't be that hard. You don't need to say "good times" after every single time you recount something that happened to you.

My head hurts from that shitty Vino.

Almost everybody who claims to know something about martial arts on the internet is a child trying to act like a movie star, and it shows by the way they talk like cheesy Raiden impersonators. Most of them have never been in a real fight, and have no concept of how useless what they're saying is, because if they ever fought anybody who knew what they were doing then these kids would probably get choked out in mere moments by somebody who just ploughed through their second rate psychology and "HIYA!!! I'M t3h tiger kung-fu expert!!!1" bullshit. All your history and "knowledge" doesn't matter at the end of the day anyway, because if somebody wants to hurt you then they're going to pick up a pipe and swing it at your skull and no amount of knowing the origins of Karate, knowing the correct way to pronounce "gung fu," standing is horse stance, or doing chain punches is going to save your naive ass like it does in hollywood and old legends. Drunken kung fu is not effective either. Try flopping around like an idiot next time you're in a fight and see if you aren't mounted and pummeled into submission with half your face left on the pavement. I dare you.

I'm a horrid typist.

Majindragon/Majindrag0n/Kaizudragon is a dick. And is possibly Fuzzdork, I don't know exactly.

If somebody can make a topic that hasn't been made before i'll give that person a lap dance.

Hardcore porn sucks. Softcore is far better.

Nobody is prepared to admit that Pac-Man actually sucks but everybody thinks it.

Videogames suck. Read a book.

Entertainment isn't designed to entertain you, it's designed to make money, which is why most of it sucks in general.

It's laughable the way none of the higher-ups are willing to admit that the dragon point/skull point system STILL doesn't work. It's not going to be corrected no matter HOW many Shadow Priests we have, just admit it. It's bullshit and it hasn't worked for years. It's flawed at the most basic level and everybody knows it, so there's absolutely no point in trying to fix it because it'll always be screwed. We know it doesn't work. We all know it. Stop insulting our intelligence by expecting us to believe that it's going to be corrected in the future when everybody KNOWS it's an uphill battle you can't ever possibly win. Disable the system and save about 2489643759 more posts about it. Put it to rest already, please, for the love of Christ.

My throat is really dry.

The fucking PM system pisses me right off. I keep getting told to take things to PM or PM moderators, but I simply can't.

The DS sucks, and no amount of anybody ever trying to convince me that it's "innovative" or "better" than the PSP is ever going to change my mind because it only has 2 titles, which I already played in 1997 anyway.

I miss Nova.

Gamespot sucks and most of their subscribers are idiots with poor taste in everything.

I don't expect anybody to have read all of this rubbish.

That's all for now.

A day in the life of :::::, huh?

I had to go to droning, miserable funeral-like church today. I couldn't sleep because I had to sleep on fricking uncomfortable couch cushions on the floor since my friend slept over, in my bed, so I had like 3 and a half hours sleep.

Jimi Hendrix is awesome. "Manic depression is a frustrating mess!"

South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut would be a lot better without the massive amount of useless musicals. Sorry, but when I want humor, I don't feel like hearing a retarded song about some ice skater.

Why can't I get Soul Calibur 3 already?! Jesus!

I'm working on a new album called "Sterile" and I'm doing my best to make it strange....one song ends in an explosion of buzzing noises, a few seconds of silence and then a sound effect from Darkstalkers 3. I think it's Jedah killing someone or something.

My head itches.

How come there are few tape recorders around anymore? They fricking rule.

......? My mind isn't working.

That sounds pretty interesting. If you ever get any tracks up online i'd like to hear 'em.

Is that all?

Well, I can't find any servers to upload the song (which is called "Jesus In A Raincoat", by the way) And it'll probably suck because I used a PlayStation game called MTV Music Generator, so it'll probably sound fake. I guess. But I can't sing very good and the vocals are drowned out by the music. But thanks for your interest.

Well, I'm off to go find sound server sites.

Ha, that was so much fun to read. I am gonna read it again.

Excluding a few things that I don't agree with completely, that's one of the best posts I've read here. Ever.

And everything MKO related is stuff I've been saying for over 2 years now. But like I've said before, you eventually come to realize that things will hardly ever change.

P.S. Expect a similar rant from me (or somebody who "looks" like me) in about 55 days.

Other then you calling Chrome a dick, i have to say youre the most interesting user on MKO this year (thats a good thing)

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With that aside, everything you said was complete fact and i expect to read it in future text books regardless of the subject.

Are you trying to say tgrant is gonna rant about something in 55 days?

I'm watching The Matrix right now

Good post :::::.

My butt itches.

Your my HERO. I thought I was the only one who felt that way.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! *trying to hold in the laughter*

Curse you people and your un-needed info !

Let me do a big rant like :::::: did!

I got the American Idiot album today(it rules!)

MKDA sucks donkey balls

majindragon/majindrag0n or whoever you are,can you please stop correcting people?

I hate how people on here use abrreviations,like 'rolf' or 'lmafo'. WTF do they mean,anyway?

I hate Gorillaz

I hate Coldplay

I hate X-Box

My head hurts

Simpsons is overrated

South Park sucks donkey balls

I hate video-games now(except for Zelda,Mario and SW realated games)

I like the Harry Potter books

I don't like Jessica Alba

I don't like hot-dogs

I still like Bologna(funny spelling,I think it would be 'baloney')

I lost interest in ALL MKs(I don't why I'm still here...)

Dudes wearing pink is gay

I like VH1 more than MTV(the only show i like on MTV is B & BH)

I don't like video-games chracters

I hate MTV2(failed attempt at an even crappier channel than the first one)

I hate most music

I like 'Warning' by Green Day

I like 'The Anthem' by Good Charlotte

I like Gamecube

I hate Sony

I hate Microsoft

I hate reatrds who say Green Day are sell-outs

Chrome,A-Nubis,blackmajik, and Keith are all buttholes

I like Nintendo

I hate Coke,Pepsi,Water and Milk

I need to go listen to American Idiot some more

eh?

You heard me,Chrome.

You just said "wtf"

Lol!

Maybe linkskywalker should change his username to "American Idiot." I think everybody, including him, would agree that it fits perfectly.

Does he know that flaming is frowned upon here? Really, come on. No one gives a sh*t whether or not you like Green Day, at least to the point where you're calling everyone retards because they don't like them.

Can I do that?

Hey mods,please tell me!

No one gives a sh*t that you like sponges.

Wow. I think you missed the point by a mile there.